Well, this one isn't as funny, but the story needed a conclusion, so enjoy.

Disclaimer: See previous chapter.

After a long, long journey that taxed even a Ranger, the duo arrived at Mirkwood. Aragorn was rather glad to be at the end of the journey. Gollum had not yet finished impersonating Broadway characters. Aragorn was relived to find that Gandalf had told the elves of his condition, to an extent.

"He thinks he's the Phantom of the Opera," he told Legolas quietly.

A doubtful look crossed over the elf's face. It quickly left when Gollum began to sing 'The Music of the Night'.

"That is just wrong somehow," Legolas said as several more of his kindred dragged Gollum away.

"Tell me about it," Aragorn grumbled. "I hope you have a few good psychiatrists around."

"No, but Mithrandir has told everyone to treat him kindly. We'll take good care of him," Legolas clarified. "Perhaps more than he deserves."

"Trust me, you could throw him to the Orcs and it would be less than he deserved.'

Gollum chose then to screech, "Who's the toad?".

"So he does that a lot?" Legolas asked cautiously.

"At least it's 'Phantom'," Aragorn said gloomily. "Last week it was Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. That was a nightmare."

"We'll count ourselves lucky," Legolas said with a smile. "Is there anything else?"

"All I can think of is to give him Oreos with dinner."

The rest of his suggestions were drowned out by a cry of "I'll be back!"