Hinata garden...the most prestigious school in the Kanagawa region (the only one, for that matter). Its huge halo could be seen for miles around, even at night, for its radiance was one unrivalled in Gaia. But despite its spotless reputation and high-flying standards, it currently had trouble attracting students...
Keitarou Urashima, 15 year-old Galbadia Garden entrance exam 3rd time retaker, found himself standing in the entrance hall, admiring the beautiful modern interior of the school. He looked around for any sign of other students. No one in sight. "Strange, such a great school should have millions of students miling around..." He mused..."Where is everyone?"
Disclaimer : I don't own Love Hina or Mahou Sensei Negima,they belong to Akamatsu Ken. I don't own the Final Fantasy series either, it belongs to SquareSoft Please don't sue. I'll cry...
Yes, it's me, BTB, back with a new series called Final Hina Fantasy. This new idea had been hammering away at my head for the past few days and finally I decided to write it. Yeah, it's a Love Hina Final Fantasycrossover parody, well, sort of a parody. I'll try to make it as original as possible while still using both elements from both Love Hina andFinal Fantasyand make them as natural as they come. Updates would be slow, unfortunately, cause I'm also writing another series called Arcanius Hina, some of you might have read it. It's being updated weekly, or at least, I'm trying to do so. With all the work I've got right now, school work, my novel, and another fic to complete, I expect this thing might get updated at least once a month. Thanks for reading, and please review. I'm an aspiring writer and knowing what the readers think is the first step to improving myself, so if you've got anything to say, comments, critics, maybe even flames (please, if it is a flamer, then at least tell me why), please tell me.
Note: There are more than 40 girls in this story, and only a few boys, i.e. Keitarou, Negi, Seta, Takamichi, Lee, Rayce, and Kotarou. Now...it's your turn to vote and pair up these characters with a girl of your choice...who's gonna be the lucky girl?
Enjoy chapter 1
Note: See if you could locate some of the Arcanius Hina Original characters hiding amongst the cast. hehehe
Chp1 : Keitarou's First Lesson
"You know, if two people who are in love with each other go to ... garden, and one of them becomes a sorcerer or sorceress, and they both go off to battle the sorceress of the future, they'll together live happily ever after."
"Really? I never knew that..."
"Then promise me, Kei-kun, that we'll go together, and take the others along with us."
"I...I promise...!"
"If only I remembered the name of the garden..." Keitarou sighed as he walked through the ticket barier of the Kanagawa train station. Many other passengers were disembarking from the cool looking train. Steam was flying everwhere as the train let off all its surplus steam.
"My name is Keitarou Urashima, though I wish I had a cooler name, like Lionheart or something. I'm 15 years old and I've failed the entrance exam to Galbadia garden twice. I don't know where the promised girl of my dreams is. I don't even remember where I made the promise. Egads, I don't even remember her name. Heck, I don't even remember my life up to 8 years ago. All I remember is that promise...and so I went to Galbadia garden since its the best garden in Gaia...and yet I failed...twice. And now I find myself walking around in..." Keitarou looks around as he tried to get his bearings,
He sat down, exhausted. "What am I doing here...wait, oh yeah, Hinata garden, I was supposed to go there. I hope Grandma Hina will allow me to stay there for a while. It's a garden too, right? I might even be able to get into school there." He sighed again as he looked beside him. A forlorn looking dark-blue haired girl was sitting on the bench beside him. She looked sad. Wait, saying she was sad was like saying the challenger had a little mishap. She was beyond despair, it seemed. Keitarou took out his laptop, turned the screen around into a drawing pad, took out the stylus, and started sketching.
But then a number of elders showed up and snatched the laptop out of Keitarou's hands. They started throwing it around, while Keitarou flailed his arms about trying to catch it. It finally fell by Shinobu's feet and she caught a glimpse of herself smiling before the screen went fuzzy and the laptop went dead due to the damage. She picked it up and whispered, "...how could you?"
"hahaha...I'm sorry, bad hand, bad hand" Keitarou slapped his own hand and laughed, then he ran away, running pell mell as if the demon itself was after him. Indeed a demon was after him. A Bomb had decided to take a stroll inside the city and, not being able to take the craziness of urban life anymore, it decided to blow up. All it needed was an unfortunate sod to ram into. It decided Keitarou would do nicely and started to fly after him.
Shinobu watched as Keitarou blew up in the distance and flew off out of the city. She looked down at the broken laptop, turned it around, and found that it was made in some country called 'Japan'. "Strange, never heard of that country before...must be a somewhere down south..." she decided. "This'll be easy to fix...then I guess I'll have to give it back to that boy." she turned around and looked at the way home. She sighed, and started walking, reluctantly, each step seemed to take ages. Partly because there was gum stuck to her shoes, and also partly because when she got home, her parent's would be fighting over another card game again...she can't take it anymore.
Keitarou landed in front of the large school that shone bluish white in the warm afternoon sun. He decided to walk in. He decided it must be a holiday and everyone must have gone home, cause the whole school was deserted. He walked up into the north corridor and started looking around. A sign told him he was heading towards the dormitories. The dormitory lobby was huge, with many sofas here and there, a reception desk in one corner, many computers, all of which had the school logo shown on their monitors. "But where was everyone?" Keitarou wondered.
He journeyed deeper into the seemingly abandoned dorm until he finally came upon a double automatic door that had spa symbols on them. "Hmmm, hot springs..." he sniffed himself, "eyuch...haven't taken a bath for a while, not since I left Galbadia. Better take a bath before I meet grandma. Don't wanna make a bad first impression." he decided as he entered. Little did he know, 'bad first impression' was spelt in huge letters in the book of fate under the heading 'Keitarou Urashima'.
What happened next was old history. As Keitarou relaxed in the hot springs, a brown haired girl came into the spring and seemed to think he was someone else named Mitsune. After she finally realized it was someone else, she screamed. As Keitarou tried to run away, apologizing as he ran backwards, he ran into a whole group of girls. One of them was shouting out, "Narusegawa! Are you all right!"just as Keitarou slammed into them. One girl who had her hair tied into two ponytails with bell decorations hanging onto each, who he had the utmost infortune to tackle down, reared back her hand and slammed a fist into Keitarou's face where it made the impression that Keitarou's face was made of dough for a split second before he flew off into the changing rooms.
There he collided with a collection of other girls, one of which was still clothed and carrying a katana. The raven haired girls screamed at the top of her lungs as she grasped her katana and shouted, "SUCCESION TECHNIQUE ZAN KU SEN!" a blast of ki emanted from her katana and sent Keitarou into the corridor outside the changing room.
There he met another group of girls, all of which were carrying books. The purple haired girl screamed and dropped her books, thinking he was a flasher. He stood up and started running again. Behind him, two swordswomen screeched into the hallway, followed by a brown skinned girl carrying two handguns, and another brown-skinned girl carrying two Chakrams.
"Aoyama-sempai, try to halt his movements. Setsuna will cut him off from another direction. I'll try and gun him down, while you, Ku Fei...uhh...you try and slow him down, ok?"
"Yeah, finally, a practical!" Ku Fei shouted in excitement. The two swordswomen just nodded their agreement and carried out the orders.
Keitarou skid into another corridor, apparently there was a shortcut from the dorms to the cafeteria section without having to go through the main lobby. As he ran through it the lunch-girl gazed at him with a look of surprise and amusement. One brown skinned girl who was enjoying a large stack of banana hot dogs decided that joining the chase might be a lot more fun. And so she did, bringing a whole arsenal of weapons enough to outgun a battleship along with her.Keitarou screamed as ki bursts, bullets, other pointy-ended projectiles, laser shots, as well as the occasional magic spell, whiz over his head.
But suddenly, he found himself full of energy. It was flowing out of him, there was a golden glow around him. Yes, it was the Limit Break he had always heard about. His infinite HP never allowed him to attain the super human state of Limit Break, cause his HP never went critical. But it seems his HP was going critical now. He decided to use his best ability- flee.
His sudden burst of speed left his pursuers coughing in the dust left behind in his wake. "Ahhh! We've gotta get that peeping tom. We'll get him and punish him or my name's not Asuna!" The bell pony tail girl shouted.
He ran into the library and found himself showered with books. "Take that! you pervert! No one defiles the library while the library exploration team is here!" a black haired girl shouted, finally throwing the empty tomato juice carton at him from on top of a nearby bookshelf.
"Nope, can't hide there!" he ran out, somehow bowled over the pursuit team coming after him up the library corridor (there was a sound of a bowling ball striking down pins as this happened) and ran off.
"Hey, there's the flasher!" a freckly faced girl shouted, pointing at the dissapearing figure.
"Was he flashing anything?" another girl with big round glasses said. She had a laptop under one arm.
"Ara...No...it was too small to be seen, I guess." another girl said. She had a watermelon under one arm.
"I should be safe in here..." he panted, "no one working in an infirmary would hurt anyone, right?" just then, the nurse walked in.
"Is someone hurt?" she asked, but she then screamed when he saw the naked form of Keitarou, wrapped only in a wet towel. She started hurtling syringes, scissors and scalpels at Keitarou. "HELP! I'M JUST A POOR DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL!" She screamed as she pelted Keitarou with every projectile-convertible sharp object she could find. Keitarou decided to run again.
"Whahhh! The girls are popping up everywhere! And they're all phsychotic to the core!" He screamed. Just as he reached the grand lobby, an ICBM hurtled towards him. He ducked, as it missed him by inches, flew up, and fell back down towards him. "Nooooooooooo!" he shouted as he jumped out of the way. The explosion sent him flying off again. This time down the training centre corridor.
"Ouch...that hurt..." he looked around at the jungle that surrounded him. "I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore..." he mumbled. just then a large drop of water fell on his head. He looked up slowly, as he noticed how viscous the water was. Yep, it was drool, and the indignity of getting drooled on wasn't on his mind right now. It was the inhuman death he might suffer if those huge choppers decided it wanted a guest for dinner. The T-Rexaur looked down on its prey. Riding on its head was another brown skinned girl, who seemed to have face painting on her face. She stared blankly at Keitarou as he tried to back away from impending (and most probably, painful) death.
After being satisfied with scrutinizing over the boy, the girl made a faint click click sound with her tongue, and the large lumbering beast turned around and boomed away into the jungle. Keitarou decided that staying here any longer would register in the WHO guidebook as one of the biggest health hazards any life-loving mortal should promptly and without hesitation avoid.
He found himself down in the underground parking lot. Now what was he doing here? Suddenly, the high beam of a white van that had skid around the corner at the end of the driveway fell on him, as the car came speeding down the road, doing a very good impression of a drunk rocket. Keitarou was literally a deer in the headlights as the car roared towards him. He jumped aside in the nick of time the car crashed into a tanuki statue that ironically said, "safety first."
The door opened and a zombie like creature came out, blood gushing down its face. "Sorry, sorry about that." it said cheerfully, but it's apology fell on deaf ears as Keitarou screamed for his mommy. The back door of the truck opened and a small face peeped out.
"Hey, it's a perverted peeping dork. Looks like a nice target for discus throwing practice, " and she hurled a large spiky disc artifact at him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Keitarou ran away at full speed.
"Hey, stand still you dork, don't you know how to play William Tell!" she shouted after him, throwing an entire museum's worth of ancient artifacts at the boy. The zombie like person just laughed heartily, got back into the van, reversed, hit a support column, and brought down the roof on the entire parking lot.
He ran off and found himself in the quad, where a number of cheerleaders were chearing, a soccer player and a basketball player was practicing, and a gymnist was going through her gymnastics moves. He also caught a glimpse of a pale green haired girl and a really tall girl beside her who were watching him with interest. The cheerleaders all shrieked as they saw him, while the soccer player shot a drive shot that would've set the record as the strongest nut-cracker any man ever had the indignity to suffer in the history of the universe. The basket ball player threw a slam dunk on his head, while the gymnist caught his foot with her ribbon and flung him into the air. The cheerleaders all cheered as the pervert got just what he deserved.
He slammed into a window, making a very wet noise. Then as he withdrew his head from the window pane, there was a sound reminscent of a plumber unclogging something very big, nasty, and hairry that got stuck in the toilet last sunday morning when the user had suffered a particularly strange strain of diarhea.
He slipped down the window into an open one, and thankfully landed on the floor. he looked around. It's the second floor. There seemed to be class going on and he had landed right in the front of the classroom. The teacher, who was holding a long staff, looked around at him. "Hello, umm...may I help you?" He made a strong emphasis on the word 'help'. The entire class, which comprised of only a few students, where both surprised and amused looking at him. The only boy sitting in the class room raised an eye brow.
Keitarou ran out of the class room and ran headlong into a lift. On the way, he knocked over another boy. "Hey, watch it! pedestrians got a right of way you know!" the boy shouted, hurryingly picking up his scattered books. "Hey, who are you? I've never seen you before. You must be another one of those peeping toms! I won't let you disturb the girls!" he took out his twin Ace p260-A handguns and started peppering Keitarou with gunshots.
Keitarou dived into the lift and pushed the close button repeatedly as the bullets richochetted off the closing doors. He blew a sigh of relief as the doors closed completely.
"He went that way! Up the elevator! He went up to the principal's room! get him!" the first brown haired girl shouted from below.
"Hey Lee! get him! what are you standing around for! get him!" one of the girls shouted at the boy on the second floor bridge.
"Yeah, Davis! if you don't catch him, I'll accuse you of conspiring with him!" the raven-haired swordswoman shouted.
Keitarou ran out of the elevator as soon as the doors opened. He had purposely pushed on the button for the highest floor, determined to get as much distance from his pursuers as possible. He ran into the grandly decorated room, looking around for an escape path. Just as he decided he might try the windows, a voice called out.
It came from behind a chair that was facing the wall. "Keitarou, leaving so soon? let's have a little chat first..." the chair swung around to reveal a small old woman.
"Grandma!" Keitarou couldn't believe his luck. He was saved!
"Keitarou, you finally came. I was worried you'd never show up. But good, you came. Now I could hand over the school to you and go and enjoy my retirement years. Gotta rest these old bones, if you catch my drift" She leaped out of the chair with the strength and grace of a 15 year old and landed in front of her desk. She picked up a sheath of papers and handed it to the dumbstruck Keitarou. "Here are the deeds and stuff. You're going to need those. You now own the entire school. congratulations. But there's one condition...you must be willing to shoulder the responsibility of being the school's manager and caretaker. Principal Konoe will take care of the running of the school. Your task is to assist him and make sure everything goes well. The revenue, if there is any, will go to you. Unfortunately, we're kinda down on our luck right now. The school's operating cost has doubled since last year, and we've only got around 45 students. We've even got some of them doubling as members of the staff. This is no good, you've got your work cut out for you, Kei-kun. oh, by the way, the members of the teaching staff will meet you later, good bye, and good luck. And make sure I don't find a crater here when I come and visit next time" she said hurriedly as she jumped out of the window into a waiting red dragon-like ship.
"h...hey, grandma, wait, what is all this? hey, grandma?" Keitarou was too late. His safety guarantee had just flew away. "Crutz, what's all this?" he asked. Just then, the door opened and a number of people walked in. Keitarou looked around in horror for a place to hide. He jumped behind the desk and waited for the worst.
End of Chapter 1
Author notes:
Noticed what Grandma Hina said? "make sure I don't find a crater here when I come and visit next time" Find anything ironical about that? prophetic maybe? hehehe.
Anyway, expect the next update at the end of September, latest. If not, early next month.