BONUS

VOICE WORK:

Pamela Segel Calvin/Spaceman Spiff

Tom Hanks Hobbes

Bill Murray Dad/Galixoid/Stupendous man/Tracer Bullet

Eddie Murphy Uncle Max

Jennifer Love Hewitt Mom

Ryan Stiles Socrates

Jim Carrey Kidnapper

Tom Kenny Earl/other aliens/Nebular

Lauren Tom Candace

Elizabeth Daily Moe

Eric Roberts John/Rupert Chill

Mary Jo Catlett Miss Wormwood

Dakota Fanning Susie

Daveigh Chase Rosalyn

George Clooney Mr. Spittle/Calvin's doctor

Ben Stine Dull voiced aliens

Dee Bradley Baker Additional Voices

CALVIN'S DICTIONARY

A: Noun. 1. the first thing you say when you're singing Your ABC's 2. A grade. Rarely seen, I might add.

Alien: Noun. A form of Bug eyed creature from another planet. Usually evil and weird.

Book Transport: Noun. A box that puts you into books.

Cat: Noun. An animal that purrs, rubs up against you, and will kill you, first chance it gets.

Calvin: Noun. The most perfect person in the universe.

Calvinball: Noun. The most perfect game in the universe.

Dad: Noun. Someone who is really annoying. Usually found riding a bike in the snow, and babbling about character.

Duplicator: Noun. A device used to clone thy self.

Hobbes: Noun. A tiger. Slightly interesting but not half as good as the most perfect person in the universe. Ahem... me.

Mini Duplicator: Noun. A more effective version of the Duplicator. It's more compact, and fits in your pocket.

Mom: Noun. Female person who cares for kid.

Movie Transport: Noun. A box that puts you into movies.

MTM: Noun. Mini Time Machine. A more effective version of the Time Machine.

Socrates: Noun. Another tiger. Very annoying, and laughs a lot. Moron.

Tiger: Noun. A type of cat. supposedly the best kind.

Time Machine: Noun. A box that goes back and forward in time. Enough said.

Time Pauser: Noun. A small yellow device used to stop time.

Transmogrifier: Noun. A box that changes stuff into other stuff.

Transmogrifier Gun: Noun. a gun that changes stuff into other stuff.

Narrator: The Trilogy is done.

(Three claw marks appear on a white sheet)

Narrator: But the fun is only beginning!

Calvin: YAAAAAAAAAAA!

Rupert: AH HA HA HA HA!

Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes are back in another unbelievable adventure!

Rupert: Your mind is mine, Potentate!

Calvin (With red swirling cloud surrounding him): HELP!

Narrator: This Time, we flash back to before The second movie!

Earl: This is your last stand, Earth leader!

(Earl blasts Calvin out of the room with a ray gun)

Calvin: YYEEEEK!

Narrator: This time, the aliens aren't out for the world!

Rupert (surrounded by dinosaurs, aliens, and weird creatures): WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Calvin: Rupert's about to destroy this town, and it's all my...

(He points at his head.)

Calvin: ...Imagination's fault! It ought to be ashamed of itself! The nerve falling to the control of a demented planet dictator!

Hobbes: Would you shut up? I'm trying to watch people run around in blind panic on NBC News!

Narrator: Calvin and Hobbes are back in...

Calvin: Rupert!

Hobbes: Calvin!

Rupert: Earl?

Galixoid: Rupert?

Earl: Hobbes!

Nebular (cheeirily): NEBULAR!

(Calvin, Hobbes, Rupert, Earl and Galixoid give Nebular a blank stare.)

Narrator: Only from Fanfiction...

Calvin and Hobbes (waking up from sound sleeps): AAAAAAAAAAA!

Calvin and Hobbes (Looking at Rupert): AAAAAAAA!

Calvin and Hobbes (looking at each other): AAAAAAAAAA!

Narrator: From the author SWING123...

Rupert: You can't escape, now, potentate!

Narrator: With Eric Roberts as the voice of Rupert Chill

Calvin: But what if you DON'T want to know what's in my imagination?

Rupert: I do.

Calvin: Do what?

Rupert: Want to know what's in your imagination.

Calvin: But what if you don't want to know?

Rupert: Earl? set the blaster on "Huge crater, puff of smoke, and no remaining evidence".

Calvin: On the other hand, I have something interesting stuff in my imagination, and maybe you wouldn't mind looking at it?

(Drum roll... then clash of cymbals)

Narrator: CALVIN AND HOBBES ONE AND ONE HALF: TERROR IN THE TOWN

Calvin (as dark clouds gathers around the town): We're doomed.

Narrator: Rated PG. Coming soon to Fanfiction dot net from Fanfiction productions.

Hobbes (locked up in dungeon): Help. cry for help.

(Fanfiction logo flashes onto the screen)

(End of trailer)

BLOOPERS:

for

Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie:

"Ok," The director said. "Calvin and Hobbes: The Movie, TAKE ONE!"

Calvin rushed up to his house.

"FREEE!" He flung the door open.

Hobbes went sailing out, only, he flew over Calvin.

Calvin watched him fly over him.

"Aiming a bit high, Hobbes." Calvin said.

POW!

Hobbes pounced Calvin, landing in the house.

"CUT!" The director yelled.

"TAKE TWO"

Calvin flung the door open.

Nothing happened.

Calvin blinked.

"Um, Hobbes? Perhaps you could come out now?"

"What? Oh yeah."

POW!

Hobbes pounced Calvin.

"CUT!" The director yelled.

(Later)

"Take five million, four hundred thirty three thousand, twelve." The director sighed.

Calvin opened the door.

"I'M HOME!"

ZZT!

Hobbes began the pounce out to high, then he grabbed Calvin by the hair.

"YOW!" Calvin screeched.

"CUT!

"Ok," The director said. "Calvin on roof of girl's cabin. Take one."

Calvin sat on the roof.

Just then, Susie stepped out.

"I can't find Mr Bun!" She yelled.

Calvin did a victory screech, and started pelting Susie with the balloons.

"AAAAAAAA!" Susie screamed. "HELP!"

The alien stepped out of the bushes.

"Is that my cue?" He asked.

"Get back into that bush!" Calvin screamed. "We're not ready for you yet!"

"CUT!" The director screeched.

"Take two!" The director said.

Calvin sat on the roof.

Suddenly the bushes started rattling.

Calvin and Hobbes stared at it in horror.

"Hobbes?"

"Yeah?"

"Is that bush..."

Just then, the alien leaped out of the bushes.

"AAA!" He screamed. "I SAT ON A SHARP STICK!"

"ALIEN!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed, trying to make the best of the alien's mistake.

"What?" The alien asked. "Oh yeah. Hold on! I'm going back into the bushes!"

The alien crawled into the bushes.

"Ok, tell me when I come out."

There was a moment of silence.

"CUT!" The director screamed.

"Alright." The director said. "Calvin and Hobbes ROCK. Take one."

"We're... we're... WE'RE..."

Calvin leaps up.

"We're Calvin and..."

Calvin looked down. He wasn't holding a guitar.

"Did someone forget to buy the props?" He asked.

"CUT!" The Director shouted.

Calvin came bounding out of the forest.

He tripped on... "YAAAAAH!" CRASH! ...a rock.

Calvin lifted himself from the ground.

"Was that in the script?" He asked.

"Cut." sighed the director.

C&H: The Movie,

Terror in the Town,

Lost at Sea,

and

Double Trouble

are based on"Calvin and Hobbes".

The greatest comic strip in the universe.

Thank you, Bill Watterson.