Chapter 14: Mystery ends / Poor Noah…
Noah's apartment, same time
Noah looked through all his slides. He picked up a mug and drank from it. The dampness of the mug made a rough 'ring' shape on the newspaper.
"Ironic…" The audience muttered.
The TV started hissing static. Immediately the Noah fans started screaming hysterically. Noah turns it off.
"Phew…" The Noah fans sighed.
It goes on again.
"Nooooooo!" The Noah fans cried.
"Oooooh!" Noah said, sitting in front of the TV. "This is my favourite channel!"
He started watching the TV, and munching popcorn that appeared from no-where.
Samara climbs out of the well, and gets closer and closer to the TV. She climbs out.
"Woah!" Noah yelled. "Cinema technology has really come a long way!"
audience: doh!
Samara comes towards him.
"Hey! Where are my 3D glasses?" He asked. After about 4 seconds, he got what was going on.
"Now he gets it…" The audience moaned.
He clambered away as Samara gets creepier and closer.
"Hey…. hey…Back up a little…" Noah stuttered at Samara. "Wow man you are u-u-ug-leee!"
"Thanks a lot!" Shouted Samara. "It's not easy being green… By the way your apartment is very fung-shui… and I'm going to kill you."
Noah fans: faint
"If you don't like fung-shui I can change it!"
He backed away further and further as Samara got closer.
The Noah fans come round.
Noah stepped on a piece of broken glass. Noah fans faint again.
The phone started ringing. It's Rachel but Noah thinks its Samara.
"Wait…" He said. "You're here…"
"Sorry. That's me. I'll kill you after I take this call." She answered the phone.
"Hello? No I'm not available. I'm with a client. Well you'll just have to tell Linda Blair to kill him herself. Yes. Okay. Bye." Samara shoved her cell phone back into her nightdress.
"Sorry about that." She said. "Where were we?"
"You were um…just leaving." Noah said. Samara walked towards the TV, but then stopped.
"Nice try but you're dead!"
Noah screamed.
….
Tyres blared and screeched as Rachel rushed over to Noah's apartment in the car, Aidan in the back.
"Stop, Richard!" He shouted. "You're gonna kill us all!"
"I LOVE YOOOOOOOU!" Rachel shouted.
"That was good, Rachel." Aidan said. "But you need to work on the whole psychotic-trying-to-kill-family-in-mini-van-by-driving-into-lake thing."
Aidan breathed for the first time since he tried to force out that sentence.
"Now that we've acted out that scene from Corrie…STOP RACHEL! YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME!"
Rachel still drove like a maniac.
…
Rachel ran up 300000000 floors of stairs to Noah's apartment. She burst in and was greeted by the sight of a blaring TV, blood and glass on the floor, popcorn everywhere, and Noah's 'seemingly empty' chair.
She walked over to the chair and spun it around. We don't (thankfully) see Noah's mutilated face, but Rachel's deafening scream hints that summit's up.
Rachel staggered down the stairs in a state. She saw Beth waiting on the elevator, and hid in a doorway. Rachel watched Beth go into the elevator.
"Fine. Just go ahead and let her see him then…Evil bitch." The audience hissed at Rachel.
….
Rachel walks into her apartment. Aidan has beaten her to the house and is drawing.
"Go to your room!" Rachel screamed at him.
"Sheesh!" Aidan shouted and walked away.
Rachel started yelling at the tape.
"Weirdo…" The audience shouted.
"What did I do that he didn't?" She shouted at it.
Pause.
"She just wanted to be heard…" Rachel whispered as she saw the word copy on the tape.
"So why didn't you just let her talk to the whole of America on a mega phone?" Aidan shouted from his room.
We see lots of memories and flashbacks. We also finally see Noah's deformed face.
Noah fans commit suicide.
Office…
Rachel sat with Aidan and made him make a copy of the tape, so it skips him, too.
Rachel watched the screen.
"It's never going to stop killing, is it Rachel?" Aidan asked her.
"God I'm trying to save your life here and all you can do your usual pessimistic act…I don't know why I bother." Rachel muttered.
"What happens to the person we show it to? What happens to them?" Asked Aidan.
We get lots of flashbacks.
The end credits roll up.
"That last line…"The audience said to each other. "Were we meant to think that the film we just saw is gonna kill us? Cool…"
Noah is now a voice over coz he's dead.
"I thought I was meant to see the ring before I died? Rip off!"
I hope you all enjoyed this one! If you haven't already, you could R&R my other ring fanfic, A New Life. It's not a spoof though – bummer! Look out for a sequel to this and A New Life…not sure what will come first…But I sit in front of the computer so long my mum has banned me till further notice…so I'm posting this and then its over and out for a while! Bye!
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