Disclaimer: Not mine... but the idea is. So do my shoes, and my cookies.
Pairing: Draco/Seamus. So, hate slash, don't read.
"It' a cookie. See? Cookie? With chocolate chips." The nineteen-year-old Irishman held up the food he was trying to entice his partner with and circled it around his face. The blonde in front of him merely raised an impatient eyebrow.
"Yes, Finnigan. I can see that much." Seamus shrugged and took a bite out of it.
"It's very tasty. I think you'd like it. You need fattening up, mister."
"And next time I'm hungry, I'll definitely let you know." Seamus pouted slightly, and broke the cookie in half, taking the side he had bitten out of. He forced the other half into the blonde's hand.
"You're going to become a walking skeleton if you keep this up." Draco Malfoy rolled his eyes. "You. Need. To. Eat. Something." And promptly, Seamus stuffed the rest of his half of the cookie into his mouth. "And it always leaves you craving more, meaning we can put some meat on your bones."
Seamus turned back to the tin on the floor beside him and placed it onto his lap. He opened it, smiling like a five year old in a toyshop, and pulled off the lid. He peered inside. Draco watched in amusement as Seamus' face turned from delight to horror. The Irishman shook the tin, in shock.
"I can't believe it..." he finally managed to say, shaking his head. "It was full... right to the top... Draco! What does this mean?"
"It means, Finnigan, you've eaten them all." Seamus stared at him, wide-eyed, pouting again.
"I was meant to be feeding you up... it's all your fault Malfoy! Because I was trying to entice you to eat them, I ended up... They're all gone!... And you're not going to be fed."
"There is another way you can feed me rather than forcing food down my throat."
"Really? How?"
"Well, first, eat this." Draco handed Seamus the half of the cookie he had been given earlier. Seamus stared at lovingly.
"But it's yours..." he began cautiously.
"And I'm giving it to you." Seamus smiled, and carefully ate it, savouring every crumb. Draco shook his head. "Now," Draco continued, leaning forward slightly. "When we kiss we shall exchange 0.7 grams of protein, 0.45 grams of fat and 0.19 grams of other substances." Seamus' eyes widened in surprise.
"It's going to take a lot of kissing..."
"Are you complaining?" Seamus smiled, and shook his head, as Draco pressed his lips onto his.