No More Teletubbies!

One day, Po, a red Teletubbie, was walking around in a serene field of flowers. He bent over to pick a yellow flower, and heard the sound of wind. He looked up, and standing before him was Gluttony, a very fat, but poweful guy from FMA. Before Po could pick another flower, Gluttony devoured him.

Meanwhile, in the Teletubbie house, Lala was drinking a cup of Tubby custard. Tinky Winky was eating Tubby toast. The Nu Nu vacuum cleaner wandered around, sucking up balls of dust. Then, without warning, a tank came rolling through the wall. Lala spilled her Tubby custard in surprise. Tinky Winky dropped his Tubby toast. Out of the tank popped Inu-Yasha (his sword the Tetsusaiga was being repaired at the moment).

"Feh, stupid Teletubbies," Inu-Yasha growled. He covered his doggie ears, and blew up Lala and Tinky Winky. Next, he aimed the tank's turret at the Nu Nu, and blew it up too. Then he put the tank in reverse, and drove off.

Gluttony was eating the flowers in the field, and then he spied a green Teletubbie. "Must…eat…Teletubbie," he moaned, and hobbled his way over to the teletubbie, and when he got close enough to it, he ate it. Later, Gluttony spotted Inu-Yasha's tank, and hitched a ride to Starbucks, where they enjoyed mocha frappuchinos and cookies.