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Lost and Humiliated-Abe's Revenge

"Help!" Albus Dumbledore groaned. He had just apparated over 20,000 miles to his brother Abe's house, in hopes that he could help him find a horcrux, only to find that there was a giant maze awaiting him, with the an enormous sign that said, "Hello, my brother. This maze is revenge for all of the pranks you pulled on me during my tragic and most excruciating childhood. Enjoy!"

Dumbledore was beyond enraged by the fact that his little brother Abe would dare to pull a trick on him, Albus Dumbledore! Besides, Dumbledore had only played a few minor tricks on his brother. Putting a muggle invention called "superglue" into Abe's shampoo bottle, charming his pointed hat so that the wearer would have green hair (that was funny, Dumbledore thought to himself.), and sending a false letter to Abe's boss saying that he thought he was a stupid prick head. And who could forget the time when Albus took pictures of an ugly toad and posted them all over Abe's office cubicle with hearts on every one and large letters that said "MY LOVER".

Dumbledore took a left turn, and found himself face-to-face with his worst possible fear, a tiny muggle dog called a "Chihuahua". The ferocious little thing nearly scared the aged professor out of his wits, when he finally thought about using his wand against the tiny dog, instead of just running away and screaming like a little girl, as he was doing just now. Little did he know that there was a camera clicking repeatedly and some stifled giggles coming from behind a bush.

The next thing that Dumbledore had to face was a large and angry bull that was about to charge at him. Dumbledore had picked the wrong day to wear a flaming red robe. The bull charged, and Dumbledore's robe was torn to shreds by his narrow escape. The bull ran at him, and Dumbledore did the only thing that he could think of, completely forgetting the use of his wand. He took off his red robe, threw it in the bull's face, and ran for his dear life. But Dumbledore had a surprise waiting for him around the corner, an army of Professor McGonagall's were waiting for him. Dumbledore stood, rooted to the ground.

"I love you, Albus," one of them said.

"You're so charming," said another.

"You look so nice in that nightdress," said a third, making Dumbledore look down, and realized that he was truly in a women's nightdress.

"Abe, I'll get you for this!" Dumbledore yelled. Behind a tree this time. Abe snickered and put away his wand, which he had just used to put Albus in women's clothing.

Soon, the air was filled with the sounds of "You've become sooo handsome," and "Oh my, look at you!", as well as "You look soo sexy today (wink)" which frightened the poor old headmaster even more than the little Chihuahua had.

"Get off!" Dumbledore exclaimed, trying to escape the clutches of the many Professor McGonagall's. He ran around, jumped over them, and finally managed to get past what seemed like a million McGonagall's, when Dumbledore saw it, the door to Abe's house.

"Yes, I'm free!" Dumbledore said, when he finally arrived at the doorstop. He put his hand on the doorknob, and got a big shock. Dumbledore was immediately transported to the Great Hall at Hogwarts! The students saw him and laughed at his wardrobe. Everyone, even the teachers, were holding moving pictures of Dumbledore's great encounter with the Chihuahua, the bull, and the Professor McGonagall's.

"Nice robe, Albus," the real Professor McGonagall said.

"Ahh! Get away from me you cloned lover!" Dumbledore screamed for the whole hall to hear. Meanwhile, a note from Abe appeared in front of him saying, "Hope you had a wonderful day, my dear brother!"