Scene 1. At the hospital Olympe has just given birth a to a "beautiful" girl.

Hagrid: (run into room) Olympe! I came as soon as I could!

Olympe: It's over 'Agrid, it is a girl.

Hagrid: A girl! Wha' are we goin' ter' name her?

5 hours later…

Olympe: Then it's settled, Sagg Fridwelfa Albus Maxime-Hagrid

Hagrid: What a beu'iful name. I bet she's beau'iful. Where is little Sagg?

Olympe: Little! She is not little! She's twice your size, 'Agrid!

Hagrid: (scratches head) How can that be righ'? Me an' you're half giant!

Olympe: (bows head in shame) I'm afraid it makes perfect sense, 'Agrid. You see, Sagg is not you're child, it is Grawp's!

Hagrid: (starts crying) What wen' wrong, Olympe? We were so happy!

Olympe: (eyes Hagrid crying in disgust) This is just the problem 'Agrid! You're a wuss! I found much more in your rebellious brother.

Hagrid: (blows his nose) Is that righ'. Well I'll have you know, I've been seein' Mconagall these past few weeks, if you know wha' I mean.

Olympe: No you haven't

Hagrid: (stops crying) I know! I'm a loser! Nobody loves me!

Olympe: (looks at pocket watch) Yes. Well, I have a plane to catch. (walks to the door door) By the way, Sagg will be sent to live with the other giants, she is not tame enough to live in the wizarding world.

Hagrid: (falls to his knees and screams after Olympe) OLYMPLE WAIT! COME BACK! WHATS A PLANE?