Okay, here's a crossover, and if you don't like that kind of thing, whatever. I just like both movies. Anyway, I'm sorry if the rhyming and rhythm are off in a few places, but I think I got it the best that I could. After all, it's my first song parody. "It's The Quest" is narrated by Sam, except for the Mrs. Potts part, which is narrated by Galadriel (it'll be noted in the song). Okay, here we go!
"It's The Quest"
It's…the…quest
It's the quest
Put Frodo to the test
Tie the Ring around his neck, Gandy,
And he will do the rest
Get to Bree
Don't let them see
Catch up with Pippin and Merry
See the Ranger, so suspicious?
Please don't worry, he's not vicious!
He can kill
With great skill
After all, boy, that's the drill
And the danger here is more than you can guess
Run from the Ones that Fell
Hurry and get to Rivendell, 'cause
It's the quest
It's the quest
It's the quest.
Frodo's stabbed!
Oh, that's bad
The worst wound he's ever had
A flight to he ford will help his sore
Along with some help from Arwen's dad
You're so small,
And you're scared,
But the Council's gathered there
Oh so brave and oh so daring
But Boromir will need restraining
The kill orcs
With not just swords
To them this is just a sport
And it's all done with great grace
That you can bet
Come on, it's on to Moria
Where we'll find great horror, 'cause
It's the quest
If you need rest
Escape the Watcher's what we'd suggest
It's the quest
It's the quest
It's the quest
Life is such a burden
For a Hobbit not in his garden
He's not whole with all the trolls who aim to kill
Ah, those good old days when it was peaceful,
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Three thousand years, they've been trusting
Though Elrond probably has been fussing
We liked the peace and safety from the evil
But then we realized something wasn't right.
Happy as a daisy
The Ring came back: we all went crazy!
Galadriel:
It's the quest
It's the quest
Me oh my, time for a test
Gandalf's gone, Elves, sing his song
And let the Fellowship have a rest
Come Frodo
And you'll see
In my mirror possibility
And when the Ring's what I want to take
Watch me glow, watch me shake
I'll calm down,
Say sor-ry
You're strong, though only 3-foot-3
Cheer on up! Beware a member of the Company!
Here are three boats,
Down the Anduin you'll float
A light to you I bless
For the quest
For the quest
For the quest
Sam and Chorus:
It's the quest
It's the quest
Another enemy's in the mess
Saruman's made a new creature we must fear
And we're all stressed
With the Ring
Look, a king!
Aragorn's proud of those old things.
When we hear the water's falling
Let us camp there
Though we'll soon be brawling
Orc…by…orc
Kill by kill
'Til we shout, "All their blood is spilt."
Then we'll part our group in ways you may have guessed
Three Hunters will be active
Rescuing the Hobbits captive
It's the quest
It's the quest
It's the quest
Frodo, let me be your guest!