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Ok… No-ones around… Now, all I have to do is type in a pen name, age and so on and a description…

PENNAME: ZodiacRat

AGE: 16

PROFFESSSION: Student

PERSONAL INFORMATION: Young shy 16-year-old boy, dislikes physical contact and extravagant converstation, doing this in secret. Looking for female between ages of 14- 18, must like small animals, must be extremely understanding, and must not be male.

Ok… Now just click the GO button….

RESULTS: 4

OK, lets check this out. This feels so weird. I can't believe Shigure recommended this.

PEN-NAME: cowboy167

AGE: 15

PROFFESSION: student

PERSONAL INFORMATION: Short temper, likes butterflies, grass, women, Rats, favourite colours; black and white. Looking for… Yuki…

OMG… This is getting really weird… Next one then…

PEN-NAME: Jezebel-summonthepolice

AGE: Undisclosed

PROFFESSION: Annoyance

PERSONAL INFORMATION: Likes bishounen… Rats… Greek mythology… Princes and Royalty… Very weird naive person, will wash cars for money. ;;;

This is getting ridiculous. OK, next one.

PEN-NAME: WorstNightmare

O yeah… Interesting name ma'am.

PROFFESSION: Destroyer of souls

PERSONAL INFORMATION: Will kill anything that moves… Otherwise, likes long walks on the beach and sunsets.

Ok… Maybe not… Last one then. - -;;;

PEN-NAME: PoisonAkii

AGE: 16

PERSONAL INFORMATION: Likes killing birds and torturing people, especial that certain person… Yuki? If you're out there, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! Hahahahahhahahaha!

Aaaaah! Oh God! Never ever EVER listen to a word that dog says ever again. Ugh…

TALK TO 'PoisonAkii'

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