As I was listening to "What is This Feeling?" I immediately thought of Joey and Kaiba hating each other and thought it would make a funny poem. Now I don't feel this way about either of them, especially the insults. I'm just thinking of what they might say to each other. Bold and italic is Kaiba. Regular italic is Joey.

I loathe you

I can't begin to say…

How much I loathe you

My skin crawls at the very view of you

I hate everything about you

That makes two of us

I loathe you even more

The things you do…

The things you say…

Everything makes me gag

Everything people say about you…

Are all lies in my eyes

You are not a great duelist

You don't even belong in the minor leagues

At least people tell you the truth

About what they think of you

But you never listen…

Because of that over-sized ego of yours

In fact, the only person would give you even a glance…

Is your brother

But he's probably blind to what you really are

How dare you insult my bother

You know nothing about him

I'm only saying the truth

Why can't he see what a jerk you are?

He probably has a fantasy of you…

And it's clouding his judgment

Say one more word about Mokuba…

And I'll kill you

What's the matter?

Scared of the truth?

I'm not scared of anything

Yeah right

How did you make it in my tournament?

It was only for worthy opponents

Not for stupid dogs like you

I do too belong in your tournament

I happen to be a great duelist

Luck doesn't count

You need brains…

Which is something you don't have

I do too have brains

And I do use them in my duels

Yeah right

And I'm not a dog

You are to me

Is that so, moneybags?

Yes

At least I'm a creature

Others probably see you as a demon

Like I do

How dare you!

To keep the rating the way it is, we'll leave it at that. But the battle will continue!