Idiot

Chapter 1: Dobe

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An alarm clock rang, seemingly making its thundering wake up call echo throughout the empty hallways. Its owner punched in the general direction of the clock in a vain attempt to kill it, or at least hit the snooze button. Eventually, Sasuke woke up, and realized after a couple minutes of being in a daze that it'd be better just to turn off the alarm, which he did after a few more seconds of being in a daze.

(Sasuke)

...

I hate mornings. I bet anyone could see that after seeing that freaky monologue thing... One of these days I swear I will kill that alarm clock.

The "slightly" agitated boy goes about his morning routine successfully.

"AHH! HOT PANS ARE HOT!

...

Well, maybe he wasn't "that" successful. Anyway, after he used the first aid kit he so conveniently had (one would hope all ninjas would have a good first aid kit handy), Sasuke made his way to the usual meeting place of his team.

Unbeknownst to the world (as far as Sasuke knew), the Sharingan boy had a crush on the one and only Naruto.

Damn it, there he is.

"Sasuke! Good morning!" yelled Sakura loudly, causing Sasuke to wince.

Why does she continue to badger me? I thought I made it clearly obvious that I have no interest in girls. I have a major crush on Naruto! Duh! Oh wait, they don't know that.

"Hn," My ever so famous response. Never fails.

"Morning Sasuke!" yelled Naruto excitedly.

How do these people manage to be THIS cheerful in the freaking morning? Are they eating pure energy or something? I can't stand it! But I guess Naruto can because he's Naruto….. But Sakura has no excuse.

Naruto's face formed a giant grin.

"I can't wait for our mission today! Hope it's an A rank! Where we have to save the secret techniques of the-" Naruto rambled on about what he hoped the mission was.

Sasuke couldn't really hear the rest of the whiskered boy's rambling. He was too busy admiring Naruto's lips. Yes, he was that obsessed.

Naruto has such soft lips… I want them to be on mine as I hold him and maybe have my hands in his hair. It looks pretty soft…. Damn! Um, techniques! Taijutsu! Sakura! ...Ew.

The Sharingan genius fought in vain against his arousing thoughts of the kyuubi child. After losing the battle, he tried desperately not to blush. Unfortunately, he was losing that fight as well.

"Eh? Sasuke? Your face is getting really red, are you ok?" wondered Naruto.

Crap! I'm blushing, aren't I? Get back! You're going to make it worse!

Sadly, his internal pleas were left unheard for obvious reasons. Sasuke's concerned and really cute teammate brought a hand to his forehead, causing the poor boy to blush even harder. Sakura hovered around Sasuke with a worried expression on her face. Kakashi, who happened to come undetected because of the fuss over Sasuke's embarrassment, smiled knowingly under his mask. After the "sick" ninja reassured both his teammates that he was fine, the concerned teammates noticed their late teacher and properly addressed him.

"YOU'RE LATE!"

Phew. Barely got away with that. Stupid Naruto, why'd he have to be so hot? (A/N: Something I say all the time about the guys I like XD -Yuki) (So do I, Yukito-chan, so do I... - Saku-Chan)

"Sorry! My pet dolphin needed some tender loving before I could let him go out." Kakashi used as the excuse, meaning every word of it.

Everyone just stared at Kakashi, and if you listen closely you might have been able to hear the crickets in the background.

Of course, all of the genins knew this was true. No matter how weird it was to imagine 2 teachers together (they have a life? (-Naruto)), it was widely known that the lazy, one eyed teacher was now with the loved dolphin school teacher.

"…………I didn't need to know that…" muttered Sasuke, nasty images beginning to enter his head/

I reaaaaaaaaaaally didn't want to know that. I'd rather think about a certain fox boy. Yum, Naruto wearing fox ears and a fox tail……… Bad Sasuke, bad! No perverted thoughts until alone at home! Or when Naruto and I are going out, whichever comes first.

()()()()()hours later()()()()()

The team dragged themselves back from their mission of babysitting. The horror. Oddly enough, Kakashi wasn't the least bit tired, happily thinking naughty thoughts about his poor dolphin lover as dismissed his adorable charges.

"Let's go have ramen!" Yelled Naruto, jumping into the air with some still existent energy... how the hell does he do that?

"……….Are you kidding? I'm too wiped out." Replied Sakura, who was dragging her feet, trying to get back to her house before she collapsed from exhaustion.

"But-" Started Naruto.

Whoo! Here's my chance!

"I'll take you out for ramen, idiot." Interrupted Sasuke quickly, but still dignified.

The other 2 stared in awe at their black haired teammate. Not only was Sasuke not making fun of Naruto's ramen obsession (although we all know that's a cover up), but he was being……nice and social! Well, except for the idiot part.

"OH MY GOD! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" yelled Sakura, her exhaustion forgotten.

The pink haired girl (A/N: I wonder if it's genetic or if she just colored her hair…. -Yuki) (Her hair is most likely genetically that color... – Saku-chan) ran off to the safety of her bomb shelter. While the blond stood there gaping while trying to figure out how to respond.

"Um……….sure! Ramen is ramen, I guess." Said Naruto after a bit of staring after Sakura, his mouth had been hanging open, his jaw almost on the ground.

YES! I GET TO BE WITH MY CUTE IDIOT WITHOUT THAT WEIRD PINK THING IN MY WAY! …..You heard nothing.

……….Anyway, the 2 walked in comfortable silence (which was odd in itself) to ichiraku. Sasuke's hand itching to hold "his idiot's" hand the entire way.