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Disclaimer: Yellow is pretty…. NO, GRASS, I DO NOT OWN FMA OR INUYASHA!
Roy was leaning on the side of the well. Everyone else had gone hunting with Inuyasha, but Roy decided to just stay and relax for a while. "It's pretty nice here," he thought.
"Roy?" Said a voice coming from the forest. It startled Mustang at first, but then he got over it.
"Yes?"
Miroku came out of the woods and slithered over to Roy.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaai are you so popular with the women?" He whined. Roy smirked.
"Because they have good taste."
"ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?"
"Maybe, but they might just get turned off by the wind tunnel." Roy said, musing.
"I don't think so…usually, girls like it until I grab their butts."
The colonel rolled his eyes.
"Don't grab their butts! Indifference is key."
"…. CAN YOU TEACH MEEEEEE?"
"…No."
Miroku ran off crying and killed himself for no reason. Don't worry, he'll be back later. THEY'RE ALWAYS BACK…
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…or in central…Winry was there for some reason to mess with Ed's automail, BECAUSE SHE LUFFS IT. With her sixth sense, she smiled out Edo and Aru and jumped in the well.
"DON'T THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM THE AUTOMAIL QUEEN! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Winry screamed maniacally as she fell down the well and the magical purple sparkles bounced out of the well. She landed…ON THE OTHER SIDE. No actually she landed in Feudal Japan next to Roy.
"…What the crap. Where am I?" She said. Roy looked at her with a glazed expression.
"Feudal Japan."
"FEUDAL JAPAN?" Winry hit him on the head with her wrench of DOOM!
"HEY OWOWOWOWWWW! It's not my fault, automail attacker!" He shrieked.
"Oh yeah…. It's Ed's fault. WHERE ARE YOU, SHRIMP BOY?" She called loudly.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE SHRIMP SO SMALL AND PINK THAT SOMEBODY THOGHT HE WAS A NAKED MOLE RAT?" Came Ed's faraway yet loud voice.
"BWHAHAHAHA BRING IT ON MIDGET!" She laughed triumphantly. Roy sweatdropped.
"Ed is PMSing lately, so you might want to give the short jokes a rest…" He squeaked, afraid of Winry's almighty wrench.
"Really? SO AM I!" Winry fangirled. "Wanna see?"
"NO. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE."
"Awwww…" At that moment, Ed came crashing through the trees and tackled Winry.
"I'LL TEACH YOU TO CALL ME…Winry?"
"I didn't call you Winry."
"Uhhh….Nevermind."
Then, the rest of the crew came out of the woods panting. Shippo saw winry and glomped her. "MOMMY!"
Kagome started crying.
"I thought I was your mommy, shippo!"
"No, This is a better mommy. She's hotter than you." Winry sweatdropped at Shippo's Hot comment. Kagome got pissed and ran at Shippo with a spork. He jumped out of winry's arms and stood in front of her like a shield to protect his new mother.
"Don't worry new mommy, I'll protect—" Then, Kagome stabbed Shippo with the spork at ate him. But she got sad and realized how much she still loved him, and went emo, jumped down the well, and was never seen again, to the joy of the Kagome-haters.