"Aww, come on, Fullmetal. To short to jump in a little well are we?" Roy taunted, trying to push the young alchemist into a well naer eastern HQ.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LITTLE MICROBE SO SMALL THAT A RED BLOOD CELL ASKED HIM IF HE NEEDED A RIDE TO DAYCARE ON ITS BACK!" Ed shouted back at Roy.
"Well if you want to prove you're a real man, jump in that well!" Roy said, grinning. He laughed as Ed jumped into the well.
"AAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhh..." Eds screams trailed off and a strange purple light with magic sparkles came out of the well.
"WTF?" Roy yelled. "ARMSTRONG IS THAT YOU IN THERE?"
There was no answer. Riza came behind Roy and looked into the Well.
"Taisa, what did you DO?" She asked.
"Only one way to find out, Hawkeye." Roy said, takeing off his jacket and jumping into the well. Again, the purple light and the sparkles came out.
Riza rolled her eyes. "Taisa, you idiot...' She said, removeing her own jacket and jumping in after him.
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All three people were amazed by what they saw when they climbed out of the well: they were in a large forest, standing by a feudal japan-era well.
"WHAT THE HELL! WHY ARE WE IN JAPAN!" Ed yelled. "IS GERMANY CLOSE TO JAPAN?"
Roy walked over to the forest, picked out a long stick, and poked Ed's head with it.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!" Ed screamed, breaking the stick in half with his automail arm.
"Sheesh, are you on you period or something, Fullmetal?" Roy asked, throwing the stick back into the forest.
"I'M A BOY YOU DUMBASS!" Ed shouted, trying to attack Roy with his arm-transformy-alcehmy stuff. Unfortunatly, it would not work. Upon checking, neither would Roy's flame. The only weapon that worked were the assortment of guns, knives, and grenades hidden under and in Riza's clothes.
Roy stared at the small mountain of weapons Riza had assembled. "How the hell did you fit those in there, Riza?" He thought.
The sort-of peace that had been going on was interrupted by a loud SLAP! comeing from the forest.
"MIROKU YOU PERVERT! KEEP YOUR HAND AWAY FROM MY ASS!" sounded a womans voice.
"I can't help it, Sango. This hand has a mind of its own." Said another voice, more male.
Roy, Riza, and Ed all looked at eachother. Riza quickly stuffed all her weapons back into her clothes, leaveing out two knives and a pistol. Roy and Ed each took a knife, and Riza, of course, took the pistol.
"WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING!" Shouted at high-pitched, slightly annoying voice. The voices seemed to be getting closer.
"I still don't see why you have to go back." A different man said.
"I just have to take my test tomorrow, then I'll be back right after school! Honestly, InuYasha, you are a total idiot sometimes." said the same high-pitched voice.
"WILL YOU PEOPLE ALL JUST BE QUIET!" Shouted a young voice.
Then, five people stepped out into the clearing with the well, Riza, roy, and Edward.
"Who are you?" all eight said at once.
A/N: DUN DUN DUNNN