See first chapter of 'Pink! more stupid than spooky.

Orange more stupid than spooky

By GabrielsThoughts

It was a dark eve, with the only source of light being the moon and stars up above. The darkness was multiplied when you consider the fact that it was in the middle of a forest. The shadows of trees seemed to hug the ground and at this moment a shadow on that very ground seemed to come alive. A very bad shadow indeed, this shadow belonged a creature so naughty, so cunning, so diabolical that Santa Clause had lied about his true identity to avoid hurting the person that belonged to the shadows feelings.

However not all things that are bad are evil. I can't name any off the top of my head but not all things that appear harmless are good. Cream the rabbit is a good example of this, I can't prove it but I know something is wrong…very wrong with that girl, she's definitely a bad seed, why else would she put fear into the hearts of butterflies? However I digress, the story at hand (Thankfully) has nothing to do with her.

Miles groaned as he regained consciousness. It didn't take him long to realize he was in an abandoned patch of land where his workshed used to be. Unfortunately it just so happens this was exactly where his workshed was. Tails whistled " I must've vaporized the whole building! Oh well…. Time to go back to the village I guess"

As he left the area miles noticed an absence of noise. This wasn't uncommon as it was part of the forsaken forest, but usually there were a few crickets chirping, maybe a tree falling. The Erie quiet of the forest caused Miles to jump when the wind caused a few leaves to rustle in the trees. In the dark almost black forest, it's a good thing miles has excellent hearing or he wouldn't have noticed that some one was following him.

"Hello, Is anybody out there?" When there was no response miles decided it was just his imagination playing tricks on him.

And then he heard the noise again, if I was a better writer I'd tell you this is the point where the serial killer comes out and slays the infidel, unfortunately this isn't one of those stories and It was a pink hedgehog hiding in the bushes. Miles turned around and the demon mystically appeared in front of him. "Hi! Whats yourname?" before miles could get a word in edgewise the pink hedgehog whom looked very familiar, continued My names Amy Rose." And continued, god he forgot how annoying she was before she got a hold of the faux wishing emerald "Do you like flowers, I like flowers, do you know where we are cause Sonic, that's my boyfriend, he blindfolded me and said that he wanted to play hide and seek, then he brought me here and he told me to count to a million."

"A million?" Miles asked, Calculating Amy's speech pattern at her current rate of speed that would have given sonic an hour to ditch the little violent stalker.

Sonic must have his reeeeealy good because I've been looking for him for hours, do you know where we are, I think might be lost, but this one time I thought I was lost I wasn't and-"

"SHUT THE FK UP!" Tails snapped, before he mildly wondered if Amy had always been this annoying with Sonic

"Gasper! You said the eff word. You're in so much trouble." Amy who at this moment couldn't be any older than cream was starting to make him want to play hide and seek as well. He hoped to god that this was just a fluke and that Amy had been in the forest when the mishap in the workshop occurred. Well there was one way to find out.

"Riiiiight, Amy do you know what year it is?" the mildly annoyed fox asked.

"Can't tell you." Amy responded.

"AHA! you can't because you don't know!" Miles was about to congratulate himself on being such a genius when the pink hedgehog spoke up.

"No, I can't because you're a stranger, and I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, which is weird because if you don't talk to strangers then how are you supposed to make friends blab la blah blab blah, Sonic, blah, blah, blah"

"ENOUGH!" Miles Prower was on the verge of banging his head against a tree, realizing that option would leave him with a personality like Knucks. So it should come as no surprise that his eye started twitching, when he snapped "Hi My name is Trixie, and I'll be abducting you this evening bwa ha ha ha hah ahaha!"

"O.o" was all Amy could do as all motor function became like that of a Deer caught in the headlights.

"No wait I mean…uh my name is Miles," Tails grinned revealing his fangs in a display of faux happiness. Faux happiness, that would cause any smart woodland creature to run off in fear. "and yes I know where we Are in fact I'm headed to knothole right now" Something was a bit off about tails perhaps it was the manic chessure like grin or the wild look in his eyes…You know there was something very familiar about his eyes that the pink wonder liked that made him seem very friendly, insane, but friendly.

Once Amy regained motor function she spoke "ok Miles, but no funny stuff."

"No problem there" Something occurred to Miles it was a long shot, but it would shut Amy up until they reached their destination. "Say Amy would you like a piece of ABC chewing gum?"

"really? What flavor?" Amy asked

"Um…orange?" truth was that the gum had no flavor. Miles had been messing around with it for weeks to get the bubblegum to return to its original shape after he had been chewing on it for an hour. He got that part right but he was having trouble getting it to have a consistent flavor that, and he had been able genetically engineer it to remain orange.

"Really!" Amy asked with enthusiasm

"Yeah, here." Tails responded as he fished the bubblegum out of his pocket and handed it to Amy.

"Yummy!" Amy replied as she chewed on the bubble gum. Unnoticed by Amy, but noticed by Tails she had begun to turn orange.

"aw Crap!" Tails whined.