AN- Another one shot, all dialog piece. I believe Demonsblade deserves some resonation, considering they are the one who inspired me. EVERYONE LOOK AT THEIR WORK!

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"Sirius, I don't WANT you to come with me. It's dangerous."

"Oh, Moony. You sound so exasperated."

"Stop grinning like an idiot."

"No need to get snippy."

"I am NOT being snippy. I'm merely interested in keeping my best mate ALIVE."

"I've done it before."

"THAT was with the others, but THEY are going home for holidays."

"So Prongs-y and 'Tail won't be there. Who cares?"

"Don't be stupid. It's different when you all are together. It's just…"

"Different?"

"Exactly."

"…"

"…"

"You know what, lunar boy?"

"hmm?"

"I wish I could bite the moon in half."

"Because… you're really hungry?"

(sigh) "You can be really dumb sometimes."

"Excuse me? Who's going to get O's one their NEWTs?"

"I meant in other areas than schooling."

"Oh, yeah. Why do you say that?"

"There you are, being snippy again." Pause "I wish I could bite the moon in half BECAUSE then it would never be full."

"…"

"Gee, don't say something or anything, 'cause, you know, it might get more than just EXTREMELY awkward."

"It's just- that was really nice… and surprisingly deep."

"Well, I like to think I'm somewhat of a poet."

(snort) "You're a regular Shakespeare."

"Ooo, those are fighting words. Are you trying to start something? Do you wanna fight?"

"Yeah, sure… just wait 'til sunset."

"Trying to kill me?"

"I think the real question is, are YOU trying to kill ME?"

"I wouldn't kill you, you're too cute to die."

"Erm, Padfoot, you just called me cute."

"Yes, I believe I did. Good thing I'm dashingly handsome and have my looks to save me from such an OBVIOUS blonder in words."

"Blonder in words? What did you mean to say?"

"That, you will never know…"

"Sirius."

"Is that a warning tone I hear? Ok, ok, don't get your shorts –or knickers- in a twist."

"I do NOT wear knickers!"

"How am I supposed to know that, I've never seen what's under your robes."

"Are you saying you want to see what IS under my robes?"

"Did I make the hint that evident? So, what do you wear under our Gryffindor colours?"

"That, you will never know."

(gasp) "Is Moony mocking ME?"

"Wow, you're good."

"Woh, sarcasm too?"

"I wear shorts, not that it matters."

"On the contrary. This means you're not as up tight as everyone thinks."

"People think I'm up tight?"

(dramatic sigh) "Like a quill up your bum; up tight."

"Oh…"

"Well, you could do something to counter that. Something no one would expect."

"Like?"

"Kissing someone at random…"

"Who?"

"You are missing the point of random. Perhaps someone close to you, literally."

"You? But there's no one else around, it would be pointless."

"To me it wouldn't be."

"You WANT me to kiss you?"

"We are in the dorm alone… together… by our selves… all on our lonesome."

"You didn't answer my question."

"I didn't think I had to."

"You do."

"I like it when you're forceful…"

"Sirius."

"Yes? Oh, right! I want you, Remus 'Moony' Lupin, to kiss me, Sirius 'Padfoot' Black, right here at this very moment."

"That's all I wanted to know."

"Are you smirking?"

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Muwahahaha! I'm currently waiting for my Beta to mail me back with my chapter for one of my other stories. You have no idea how much this was to write… or maybe you do, I don't know what you've done in your life. ANYWAY, enough of me rambling and push the little button on the bottom that says 'GO'!