Oh the Sadness
Fullmetal-Alchemist10: I'm quite happy with myself since I got this chapter up in good time. I'm going to be gone for a week starting on Saturday since I got grounded from the computer for absolutely no reason. This chapter is a little sad if you like Greed, but I added some humor so you weren't killed by the angst. I also got a very mean comment on my artwork from DA on my forum. Just so that everyone knows, I don't like people insulting my work, I like constructive critisizm. If anyone ever does that again, I will insult you into an oblivion... I hate flames and such...
Disclaimer (that I didn't put in earlier...oops): I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist... I wish I did, but it would suck...
Ed and Al had to do some things in Central and ended up staying there for quite a long time. Roy was very lonely for those few weeks. Ed's SAT scores had even come back and he got a perfect score.
When Ed and Al came back, Ed looked pretty banged up. Al looked like he had just gotten repaired. As soon as Roy saw them, he ran up to Ed and hugged him. "You were gone for so long! What happened to you?"
"We had to go visit our sensei… she likes to beat us up a lot. I also ended up getting into a fight with a homunculus. I broke my automail in the process so Winry came to the hospital I was staying at and fixed it…Al got banged up because he had been kidnapped. I fixed him, though."
"And you didn't call me even once?.! Isn't your sensei in Dublith? That's defiantly not in Central…Which homunculus?"
"We went to Dublith after we were done in Central… I'm quite sorry about not calling you… I fought Greed. I ended up killing him, but he gave me very valuable information on how to defeat homunculi."
"That's just wonderful. I missed you so much!" Roy hugged Ed again.
Ed winched because Roy had touched one of his wounds. "I'd prefer it if you didn't touch me… I hurt all over…"
All of a sudden, Envy ran through the door without opening it. He was extremely angry. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO GREED?.!"
Ed wend wide-eyed and rand away. He didn't feel like getting into anymore fights with homunculi until he was healed.
Envy sprinted after Ed and tackled him. While envy was sitting on Ed's back, he growled, "What did you do to Greed?"
"I-I kind of killed him… I had to…"
Envy punched Ed. "Why did you do that?.!"
"He had killed Dante, an old lady…"
"Old lady? HA! She's ancient! I don't think Greed would've killed her either…"
"You know Dante?" Ed started to struggle out from under Envy.
"Know her?.! I'm only her… I'm not telling you. I'll just say that I'm quite acquainted with her." Envy punched Ed again because he was trying to escape.
Some blood showed up in the corner of Ed's mouth, and Roy was about to get his gloves and fry Envy. "Envy, get out of my house now, or I'll fry you until you're dead." Roy put his hand in his pocket for his gloves.
Envy glared at Roy. "I'm not leaving yet, but I'll let you have Ed back." Envy got off of Ed and sat on the couch.
Roy walked over to Ed. "Are you okay?"
Ed wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. "Yeah, I'm fine…" Then, he walked up to his bedroom and closed the door.
Al was feeling uncomfortable with Envy around the house right after Ed had killed Greed.
Envy just sat on the couch, arms and legs crossed, and a pissed off look on his face. He had just started to love Greed and Ed just had to kill him and ruin everything.
Roy went upstairs to go see Ed.
Lust, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony suddenly came into the house with gangster clothes on.
Lust was looking at a card and started to say, "Yo, dog…Master Dante-fry wants you to…go back to the house of…homies?"
Envy just stared at them. "What the hell?.!"
"Look, just go back to Dante's house, she needs you. She wanted us to try and cheer you up, so she dressed us up like idiots," Sloth said, taking her hat off and throwing it on the ground.
Envy shrugged. "Dante is really the last person I want to see. She really caused the death of Greed, not Ed, but it's always fun to beat up the little bean once in a while."
Wrath went over to Envy and pulled on his arm. "But we have to go! Dante said that we absolutely have to get you or no more Pocky!"
"She really said that?.!" Sloth was a major Pocky addict.
Al just sat in the corner all confused and hope that Sloth wouldn't decided to attack him in some way.
Envy got up and walked out the back door and jumped the fence.
The other homunculi ran out the door after him.
Al still sat in the corner for another five minutes to make sure they were gone.
Ed was having his back and shoulders massaged by Roy.
About half an hour later, Ed was asleep and Roy came downstairs. "Al, when are we having dinner?"
"In about half an hour." Al was just about to start preparing the food.
Roy went into the living room and started to knit black automail socks for Ed. He could never have too many since Roy hated cold metal touching him in the night.
When dinner was made, Roy wnt back up to Ed's room and found Ed tied up with Envy standing next to him with an inflatable hammer. Envy had taken on the appearance of Roy.
Roy just stood in the doorway and stared at Envy.
Ed was confused out of his mind because thee were two Roys standing in front of him.
Roy then took a random eraser that was on the table next to him and threw it at Envy.
"What the hell. Is that the best you could do?"
"I didn't want to break anything…"
"Roy! Which one is the real you?.!" Ed started wailing.
Both Envy and Roy said, "I'm the real Roy!" then, they looked at each other and got Ed even more confused.
"Okay, ummm… I'm going to aks a series of questions that ony the real Roy would know, and I'll decide which one is real."
Roy was quite sure he would win and said, "Sounds easy enough!"
"Okay, first question. What is…Roy's State Alchemist title?"
Envy answered first, "The Flame Alchemist."
"Correct. Okay, now what is his rank?"
Envy answered again, "Colonel."
"Yup. Okay, now…umm…This question will decide it all…What does Roy do every night before we go to bed?"
This time Envy had no clue and the real Roy said, "First, I tell you to put your automail socks on, and then I put my pajamas on. After that, both of us go to bed, and last I hug you with your back against me, start licking your ear, and you always start laughing and yelling at me to stop because you're tired."
"That's only when you have to work the next day. What do we do when you have a day off?"
"I won't get into that in front of Envy…"
Envy just stared, wide-eyed at Roy and Ed.
Ed then said to Roy, "Okay I have decided that you are the real Roy and the one with the inflatable hammer is Envy. Now could someone untie me?"
Roy walked over to Ed, kicking Envy in the shins in the process, and untied Ed.
Ed immediately clapped his hands together and transmuted a bat out of a metal lamp. Then he ran over to Envy and started beating him, causing him to back up into the window. With Ed not aiming where his blows went, the bat went through the window.
Envy ended up falling out of the window, but not without dragging Ed along with him first.
Ed quickly transmuted some hands to come out of the wall to slow him down. He didn't care much about Envy, so he let him fall.
Envy hit the ground on his back and was still in the form of Roy.
Al was sitting by a window near where Envy fell and saw Envy, but thought it was Roy. He quickly ran outside with a first aid kit to see if "Roy" was alright.
Envy changed back to his normal form and got up, rubbing his head. He was then immediately punched by Al who had dropped the first aid kit.
Ed was lying on the ground near-by, moaning in pain.
Roy had run over to the phone and called an ambulance for Ed who had clearly reopened his wounds.
Ed, Ed, and Al had to spend the rest of the day and night at the hospital because it took around three hours of waiting to get anywhere.
Ed ended up okay except for more cuts and bruises. He also was lucky because if he didn't' land on his automail foot, he ankle would have been sprained or broken.
Roy and Al were just happy that no permanent damage was done to Ed from falling from the second story window of the house.
When they got home at five in the morning, Ed and Roy slept for most of the day, and Al just sat round the house, reading.
Fullmetal-Alchemist10: Well I'll see you all in a week, I'll probably have a few chapters written since I have nothing better to do. If I don't come back in a week, it's because I died from computer withdrawl. I just hope I can get out of his writer's block -sigh- it's been quite annoying...