Ello! Black Rainy is BACK in the SHACK! …cuz I had to hide from the Wacky Shack's buff men with big needles… (eyetwitch) …need…sugar…
So…uh…to get most of the reasons why I haven't updated, go to my WA3 story, "On the Road Again, A Gallows Story", and read the beginning author note…
Oh, and if you want to see the story FR spawned from, go to – y a k o s o k u-'s story: The Story That NEVER Ends (it's in my faves)
And If you wanna see a story by my friend, who made her OWN version of FR (ish proud of her) go to Light of Heaven's story: Kingdom Farts (also in my faves)
I read both of those stories and my mind goes: HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! (hack, wheeze) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
READ THEM!
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Rainy stared at Sora and Kairi as they made out, then turned to her left and watched Roxas and Namine make out. She let out a shuddering sob, and then turned to her right to witness Arnaud kissing Raquel, and then turned again to see Jet and Virginia frenching. Her world came crashing down on her as she realized that evil bitches were already manipulating all of the young men she cared for…
Slowly, she began to walk and sob her way off of the balcony. She returned to the Ballroom being held for Light's, Kitty's, and Rainy's work in restoring Spira to complete and serene peace. But, she couldn't even enjoy it. Light, in her white and silvery blue dress, was slow dancing with Demyx, and Kitty, in her blood red ballroom gown, was talking with Riku at the food table. They were happy, and lucky, for they picked men that hadn't been hypnotized by absolute witches.
Rainy trudged her way to the hallway, slightly slowed by her black and dark purple gown. She had curled her hair and put it in a half ponytail being held by a huge black bow. Her earrings were black diamonds, and her necklace was a small amethyst jewel. She had even used most of her magic to give her the appearance of a 17 year old. Yes, she was quite stunning, and her eye shadow was played just right, that her amethyst eyes were standing out the most of all her facial features. However, they were sparkled with tears right now, just like the garden right outside the hallway was drenched in rain.
As she walked, she suddenly tripped on a ladybug. Yes, a ladybug.
"Hey!" The ladybug screamed angrily. "Watch where you're goin'!" and he kicked the heel of her shoes. Rainy stood up and watched the ladybug with slight interest.
Her eyes widened. "You're not a ladybug! You're a Manbug!" and then ran for her life, finding out that the 'Manbug' was really a male ladybug.
Lightning flashing and thunder rumbling, she made her way to the bench to sit down. What should she do now? They had saved Spira, there was no way to stalk Sora, Roxas, Jet, or Arnaud because they were taken, a mad manbug wanted to kill her, and she wasn't allowed to return to magic school because of the pool incident…Rainy sat down and a new round of sobs erupted from her.
Suddenly, a dark figure came towards her, and she looked up into storm cloud gray eyes…
LIGHTOFHEAVENLIGHTOFHEAVENLIGHTOFHEAVENLIGHTOFHEAVENLight stopped dancing to go get a drink, and Demyx followed. While she was at the punch table, she saw all four of the men and women that had been on the balcony return to the ballroom.
"Hey, aren't those the boys that Rainy stalks passionately?" Light asked Kitty after sipping her drink.
"Yeah, I think they are!" Kitty mused. Her eyebrows furrowed, and her cat ears perked. "Why are those women with them?" the two turned to each other and communicated with their minds so their dates wouldn't hear them.
Say, where IS Rainy? Kitty asked.
Light shrugged. I dunno. She answered. Maybe she's dancing with someone and we missed her.
Kitty folded her arms. Rainy would whap whoever asked her to dance with stale bread unless it was one of the guys she stalks.
Light chuckled nervously. Oh yeah, we DID teach her the art of stale bread didn't we?
Kitty smiled and nodded. Let's go try to find her and make her join us! 'Sides, this party is for all three of us, ain't it?
Yup! Light agreed. Let's go!
"Demyx, honey?" Light said sweetly. "Me and Kitty are going to go find Rainy, hang out with Riku for a while!"
"Riku do the same!" Kitty piped in.
Riku blinked. "I'm supposed to hang out with myself?"
Kitty nodded. "Precisely!" and the two began to run around the large round room asking people if they've seen their friend.
"Yuffie!" Light panted as they reached her. She took a really deep breath and geared up for her next question. "HOW MUCH WOOD DOES A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!"
"SEVENTY FOUR!" Yuffie screamed at the top of her lungs. Then she took out a hairdryer and threw it at Professor Steinein. "TAKE THAT YOU IDIOT! PI EQUALS THREE AND YOU KNOW IT!"
Kitty blinked as she watched one of the most random meetings in this fanfiction.
"Uhhhh," Kitty began. She knocked on Yuffie's forehead lightly. "Earth to Yuffie, have you seen your cousin?"
Yuffie blinked, and then smiled crazily. "Oh yessssss, she crawled into a turtle shell and then dug her way to China!" she continued to smile and eyetwitch crazily.
"Yuffie," Light said slowly. "That made no sense…"
"No, it made sense." Kitty confirmed. "Rainy's in the hallway."
Light blinked.
BLACKRAINYBLACKRAINYBLACKRAINYBLACKRAINYBLACKRAINYBLACKRAINY
"So, you loved these four boys and they didn't love you back in return?" a young man asked, handing Rainy another tissue.
"Uh-huh…" she sniffed, blowing her nose with the tissue.
"Well, are you going to be okay, Miss?" the man asked, putting a hand on her shoulder comfortingly. Rainy nodded her head and asked, "What's your name?"
He smiled and said, "I'm Niklas Atreide." (Yeth, I am stealing Yulie's last name! XD) "And you are?" he asked, holding out his hand.
Rainy smiled too, and replied, "I'm Black Rainy, but people call me Rainy...or Shnickerdoodles…" She gave him her hand, he kissed it, and she giggled, blushing slightly. Niklas was very nice, and handsome, too. He had black spiky hair with one patch blonde, basically like one of the guitarists in AFI. His storm cloud gray eyes were surrounded by long, thick eyelashes, and always held a comfortable glint. His slightly tan skin matched well with his blood red shirt. He also had khaki cargo pants and black sneakers. Is Niklas a bishi? HELL YEAH!
"So, Black Rainy," Niklas continued, still holding her hand. "Do you want to come back to the ball being held for you and your friends' efforts?" he had a small playful smile.
"Yeah, sure!" Rainy squeaked. "And call me Rainy! …or Shnickerdoodles…"
"All right," Niklas agreed, as they rose from the bench and proceeded to the ballroom.
BISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHIBISHILight and Kitty were dodging people as best as they could while running to the hallway entrance, for you see, they found Yuffie in the place the most far away from the hallway: The Stage Where The Orchestra Was Performing. So they had to jump off the stage, and run, bashing into people.
Light bashed into the17th person she'd hit that evening. "Sorry!" she said quickly and hurried to catch up to Kitty, who was only about 7 feet away from the corridor.
However, Rainy and Niklas emerged right as Kitty entered, and that resulted in a crash. Light saw this and tried to stop, but some drunken guy accidentally dropped his drink, so Light skidded across the floor and fell on top of Rainy, Niklas, and Kitty. Everyone blinked two times, and instantly stood up and brushed themselves off, trying to look cool.
"WE FOUND HER!" Kitty exclaimed, glomping Rainy, regaining her usual randomness.
Light smiled wisely, "Ahh, but so did THIS cutie-patootie-luvvy-bunny—"
--Many bad pet names later…"—young man!" Light finished.
Rainy snorted suddenly, and jerked awake from her sleep. She looked around and quickly shook Kitty out of her REM-cycle. Kitty woke up screaming something about Shampoo, White lipstick, and Armadillos, and then started to tap dance.
Rainy and Light watched their little entertainment, when Rainy suddenly realized that Niklas wasn't there.
Her eyes widened, and got an Anime angermark. "TRAITOR! TRAI-TOR!"
Everyone looked at her, (kitty didn't stop her tap dance…with Cup Noodles…) and Rainy began to scream random curse words mixed with Tuna, Apple, Potato, and Eraser.
((A/N: Misse, stop squealing you're head off. :Joking: ))
Light decided that both of her friends were being extremely random…She was looking Pathetic!
Light decided to eat the wall.
With a spork.
SpOrK oF d00m…
Sora: SpOrK oF d00m…?
Me: Yeth…you have to say it evilly to get the comic effect.
Sora: Oo Whatever floats you're boat…
Kitty continued to tap dance.
Rainy continued screaming.
Light continued eat the wall…
With a spork…
SpOrK oF d00m…
Inu-pup, Rainy's sis (who will be known as Pup or IP) walked in, and thwacked them all upside the head.
And stole the spork…
SpOrK oF d00m…
Pup suddenly sprouted those cute tiny anime wings, and flew off, but she dropped a note for Rainy.
Rainy picked the note up and read it. Her eyes widened. "Instructions on how to survive the girls locker room! AWESOME MAN!" and she proceeded to Riverstomp.
Kitty sighed, and looked up at the midnight sky, sparkled in stars and silver. She took a while to think, and suddenly screamed, "OMIGOD WHERE'D THE CEILING GO!"
Everyone looked up and saw the ceiling. "Right there." Light said, pointing at the ceiling.
"NO IT ISN'T!" Kitty screamed. She was jumping up and down anxiously. "IT ISN'T THERE!"
"It's there, Kitty." Rainy assured the hyper neko-girl.
"NUH-UH!"
Light and Rainy sighed heavily.
"TO THE PLOT HOLE!" Rainy screamed suddenly.
"WAIT!" Light spun the girl around. "That's copyrighted under Light of Heaven's name! You can't take it without permission!"
Rainy blinked.
"TO THE PIMP MOBILE!"
"Rainy…"
"OMIGOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT!" Light screamed as Rainy narrowly missed a tree, "AND THAT!" Squirrel, "OMIGOD AND THAT!" and Rapping Granny.
Kitty, however, looked quite calm, and merely ate some ramen with chopsticks, listening to the numa numa song.
Rainy stopped suddenly, and Light shoved Riku in front of her to stop from crashing into the windshield.
Riku looked bewildered. "How the heck did I get in here!"
"Authoress powers…" Rainy and Light said together, while Kitty finished her ramen. The Neko-girl jumped up and glomped Riku.
Rainy let out a strangled yelp.
Confused, Light turned to her companion, and asked, "What's wrong?"
Rainy's eyes were wide, and she was as pale as a ghost. "My shoelace is stuck under my chair wheel…"
Light smacked her forehead.
5 minutes latah…
"Bop bop bop, bop to the top!" Kitty and Riku sang.
Riku: "Slip and slide and ride that rhythm!"
Both: "Jump and hop, hop til we drop!"
Kitty: "And staaaarrt again!"
Both: "Zip zap zop, pop like a mop!"
Riku: "Scoot around the corner!"
Both: "Move it to the groove til the music stoooops! Do the bop to the top, don't ever stop, bop to the top, Gimme gimme, shimmy shimmy!"
Rainy, Light, and the random squirrel on fire stared at the two's impression of Sharpay and Ryan's Bop to the Top.
Light suddenly realized there was a squirrel…on fire…
SpOrK oF d00m…
The squirrel looked up at them and said, "I like nuts."
Rainy blinked…
Light blinked…
SpOrK oF d00m…
SpOrK oF d00m…
SpOrK oF d00m…
SpOrK oF d00m…
SpOrK oF d00m…
:falls over laughing: I love the spork of doom… SpOrK oF d00m…Neewayz, 8 pages long…I don't think I've ever gone THAT long…I dunno…
I don't own Bop to the Top…but I love it…
That was forced out…
The squirrel belongs to me, and my friend Kiki should know what I'm talking about…but she doesn't read my fanfics soo…. :thwacks Kiki with stale bread:
The Pimp Mobile belongs to Roy Mustang from FMA…inside joke…
I hope y'all like this one…for some reason, I'm not satisfied….TT.TT