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Disclaimer: I don't own KH. Oh, and this is plain, pure comedy. So if you usually read tragedy, angst, or anything except humor, don't read this. I once had a reader who usually read that kind of stuff (except humor) who read my VERY FIRST fanfic, and flamed it so much, and said that it was so stupid, that she/he (I prefer to call them "DOOFUS BUTT") stopped reading it. I was so upset that I took the story off of I think they were something like, "Wishing for the Stars" or something stupid like that. Stupid DOOFUS BUTT.

Freaky-Randomness

By: Black Rain Girl

Sora the Keyblade Master took a seat on a Gummi Ship. He was shaking all over. There was someone looking for him! 'This person?' you ask? This person was no other than…RIKU! (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) That was why he was on the Gummi Ship: To try to escape from Riku. (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) A girl sat down next to Sora: His friend/princess/girlfriend, Kairi.

"Hi!" Kairi said. "Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) is on this Gummi Ship. I just wanted to warn you." She was smiling a little too big, and Sora thought that her face might explode. "The only way," She continued. "to escape Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) is to jump off the Gummi Ship. I have lowered the Gummi Ship so you don't die in space. Now," She put on a Darth Vader mask. "I have to go and tell Donald I'm his father," She said in Darth Vader's low voice. Then she walked off.

Sora stared in her direction for a while. "Huh? Oh well. Better jump off." He put on a parachute backpack, opened the Gummi Ship door, and jumped off.

While falling, Sora stopped in midair. "What's going on?" He pondered. Then, a flustered looking girl appeared next to him, typing hurriedly on a laptop.

"Hi," she said, typing down what he had just said. "I'm Rainy, the Authoress." She typed that down. "The reason you've stopped is because I'm having writer's block…Ow, my fingers are sore," She whined. She stopped typing, and began itching her head.

Sora looked beneath him. He was going to land on a farm. He began to panic. "Uh," he began. "Authoress, ma'am? Won't I die if I land on a farm? I mean if I even survive the fall, maybe a bull or a sheep dog might kill me."

"Oh!" Rainy slapped her forehead. "The farm! I forgot! You'll land on a boat in the ocean." She began to type again.

The land underneath Sora turned into an ocean, and now a boat was underneath him. Off in the distance, he could see Destiny Islands, and the Island where everyone's houses were.

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(A/N: I just realized that Destiny Islands is just the play-place where the kids of the neighborhood went to play. That's why Sora says, "Riku's boat. And Kairi's!" It's because they use boats! If you already knew that, You rock! If you disagree, Okay…Believe what you believe. If you didn't know, I'm glad to pass around knowledge!)

Suddenly, Rainy exclaimed, "There you go! ON WITH THE FANFIC!" she disappeared, and Sora was falling again.

Sora wasn't worried. He had his parachute! (Alleluia chorus) Sora pulled on his parachute (Alleluia chorus) …It didn't work. He pulled on his emergency parachute (Alleluia chorus) …THAT didn't work. (Alleluia chorus turns into the battling music from Hollow Bastion)

Just when Sora was ten feet from falling onto a boat in the ocean, he landed on a Goofy inflatable.

Sora sighed with relief. "Must have been stolen from Burger King."

Then, a cheeseburger with a robe and crown on came and popped the inflatable Goofy, turned into an octopus, and jumped over the edge and into the water.

Sora blinked two times. "Just when things got weird, they just got weirder." He said. Then he realized that he was sitting in midair. Because Sora found out that he was sitting in midair, fate had to be cruel to him, and he fell onto the boat with a thump.

After 20 seconds of crying about his sore, heart-shaped bottom (don't ask) he used his super sonic hearing, to hear the whirring of a jet-pack, in which he heard.

Knowing that Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) was looking for him, he turned to smarts and creativity for help. He got out a chalkboard, in which he made out of bananas (it was in a dream my sister had once) he began writing a really, really, really, really, REALLY hard math equation.

"Aha!" Exclaimed the Keyblade master a few minutes later. "The secret to Infinity is BREAK DANCING!" Sora took two minutes to break dance (doing back-flips, spinning around on head, butt, and feet, the robot, ect.) Then, he turned on the TV. A cute, adorable, amazing, poofy, soft, cute, Cute, CuTe, CUTE, little Moogle came and sat down next to him. (they're so cute! I want to touch its pom-pom!)

"Hello me laddie, KUPO!" the Moogle greeted. He stomped his foot. "Damn kupo-thing. KUPO! Maybe I should stop drinking. KUPO! That is the stupidest hiccup I have ever, KUPO, heard…KUPO!" he sighed. "Maybe we should watch Martha Stewart to figure out how to hide from, KUPO, Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams)."

Sora, a little stunned that Moogles drank and that was the reason for the kupo-ing, turned the channel to Martha Stewart Live.

"You put the lime in the coconut," Martha Stewart began, but Sora, who had the attention span of a rodent, turned the TV off, and pulled a sign that had Creativity on the front, and hid his face behind it.

Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) landed on the boat, and looked around.

"I, Riku—"

(thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams)

"—Damn, I hate it when that happens!" Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) grouched. "Anyway, I'm looking for Sora the Keyblade Master." He looked at the tap-dancing Moogle, then to the guy with a Creativity sign in front of his face. The Creativity guy was wearing the same clothes as Sora usually did. Maybe he was a gay Sora-lover. Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) decided not to worry about it. "Well, I've got to go. Bye."

He started up his jetpack, and flew away.

Sora saw Riku (thunder crashes, lightening strikes, some lady screams) go, took down the sign, and sighed.

It was hard to play Hide-and-Seek.

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Rainy: And that was that! Hope you enjoyed!