Say What?

A/N- I was feeling bored tonight :people screaming in the distance: Oh come on! Are my stories THAT random : "YES!" : We you'll just have to shove it!

Ron- "Harry?"

Harry- "Yes?"

Ron- "If you were gay… would you consider me hot?"

Harry- :eyes him with disgust and walks away slowly:

Hermione- "Ron?" :running around the Common Room looking around: "There you are! Come on!"

Ron- :turns towards Hermione and strikes a pose: "Hermione, do you think I'm sexy?"

Hermione- "What?"

Ron- "Do you think I'm sexy?"

Hermione- :walks away slowly towards Harry: "Is it that time of the month…"

Harry- "Yep…"

Hermione- :shaking head: "Oh God not again…"

-o- Mean while –o-

Ron- "Oi! Neville!"

Neville- "Yeah?"

Ron- "Do you find me attractive?"

Neville- "Oh Lord… It's the 27th again isn't it?" :runs away:

Ron- :yelling: "It's because I'm fat isn't it? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!" :breaks down crying: "Why? WHY AM I CURSED WITH THIS FLABBY BODY?"

Seamus- "Harry! Harry!"

Hermione- "Don't ask… it's the 27th again"

Seamus- "Oh… that would explain a LOT..." :watching Ron crying inconsolably: "Why is it that he goes starkers on the 27th?"

Hermione- "Fred and George… let's just say it was a failed experiment" :shakes head gravely:

Harry- :looks at his watch: "…Three, two, one…"

Ron- "OH ROMEO, ROMEO! WHERE FOR ART THOU ROMEO? Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet…" :kneels down on one knee: "Shall I hear more? Or shall I speak at this?"

Seamus- "Does he always recite Romeo and Juliet?"

Harry- "No..."

Hermione- "Last month it was Hamlet"

Seamus- "Oh"

Ron- "…I take thee at thy word! Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; henceforth I never will be Romeo."

Harry and Seamus- :sniggering:

Hermione- "I think it's rather cute… except when…"

Ron- "GAAAAARGH! The leprechauns! The leprechauns! GARGH! Get them off me!" :struggling with invisible leprechauns:

Harry- "Oh lord…" :shaking head:

Seamus- :staring blankly:

Hermione- "Here comes the scariest part…" :shudders:

Ron- :twitch: "Whaddap dawg!"

Seamus- :blink:

Ron- :puts arm around Lavender: "Hey baybee. Why dontcha jump in my low rider and rotate dees tires" :wiggles eyebrows suggestively:

Lavender- "Hermione! Get him away from me!"

Hermione- :reading a book: "You go Harry, it's your turn"

Harry- "Man!" :walks over to insane Ron: "Come on Ron, leave her alone"

Ron- "Yo whaddap dawg? Can you hook me up with some Ben Franklins?"

Harry- "Er… no, sorry"

Ron- "F#CK YOU!" :gives him the bird:

Harry- :cries:

Hermione- :sighs:walks over to Ron: "Ron, it's time to go to the nurse."

Ron- :eyes her up and down: "DAMN bitch! You stoopid fly!"

Hermione- "What the…"

Ron- :eyeing her bum: "Let me ride up dat bumper of yours and SPANK DAT MONKEY!"

Hermione- "Oh Ronald!" :eyes glass over: "Talk dirty to me!" :jumps him:

Harry- :whispering to Seamus: "You know… Fred and George got her too… she just didn't eat 20 bags like Ron did"

Seamus- "Homie say what?"

Harry- "Bitch my man ain't yo baby's daddy!" :slaps him:

Lavender- "Ooooooh homie don't play dat"

Parvati- "Mmmhmm" :snaps fingers in "Z" formation:

Ron- "Come ouhn Boomsheekah!"

A/N- : cough: Ok… maybe I DO write incredibly random things when I'm bored… sue me! : Razzes crowd: