Kumiko: wheeee! Time for a new fic n.n up until now I've been writing Tokyo Mew Mew fanfics, but out of pure boredomness, I shall write a PoT fic! (looks proud)

Ryoma: mada mada dane

Kumiko: U.u (whaps ryoma on the head) :3 you shall feel the pain the TMM characters felt XD

Ryoma: yada! (translation: no! or I don't want to!)

Kumiko: (evil glare) you. have. no. choice…. BWAHAHA!

Ryoma: (is gone)

Kumiko: O.o where did he go? (looks behind her)

Ryoma: (buying a grape ponta)

Kumiko: …ah whatever, this fic isn't even based on you Echizen! (sob sob) you're so mean T.T

Ryoma: (drinking ponta and holds up a sign) Time to start the story! –sign drawn by kumi-

Kumiko: gooood ryoma :3

New Story: Kikumaru Eiji's Book of Things To Do When Bored

Kumiko: wo0t! Kikumaruuuuuu :3

Kikumaru: nyan! Hoi hoi!

Kumiko: this first chapter's setting is at Seigaku, during tennis practice :3 Kikumaru dragged Momoshiro and Ryoma in to being lazy n.n''

Phase 1 (Chapter 1) – Pranking Calling Fun at Seishun Gakuen (Eiji, Momo, Ryoma style)

Step 1 - Identify your target(s).

"Eiji-senpai, who should we target?" Momoshiro scanned the tennis court, looking for someone to become the prey of three bored Seigaku regulars.

"Nyannn…no one that would be fun to pick on is around…ah! Mitte mitte! It's Tezuka!"

(A/N: mitte – look)

"Tezuka-buchou? I don't know, senpai…he might make us run laps!" Momo made a face at the idea of running the court 100 times.

(A/N: sorry for all the author notes, i wasn't sure, but is that how you would spell captain in Japanese? Buchou…I don't know if it's right n.n'' please tell me if it's right or wrong, but for now that's what I'll use :D)

"Eh? Is Momo-senpai scared?" the freshman teased the hamburger loving senpai.

"Echizen! That's not it…I was just thinking that we should pick someone that would be easy to pick on! Someone like…oh! Over there! Inui-senpai!"

"Hm…are you sure you want target Inui, Momo? You never know, he might have some of that evil Inui juice prepared! Nyan! I want to avoid drinking that stuff as much as possible!" Kikumaru almost barfed at the thought.

Both Ryoma and Momoshiro turned purple at the thought of drinking another pitcher of the horrible 'Aozu'.

"Not Inui-senpai, I'd rather die than drink another pitcher of Inui-juice! There, how about Fuji-senpai?" Ryoma pointed over at Court B, where Fuji was playing a match against Oishi.

"Ochibi! Good choice! Target locked, Syuusuke Fuji!"

Step 2 – Get your supplies ready.

"Momoshiro, phone ready?"

"Check."

"Ochibi, voice changer in hand?"

"Check."

"Phone List?"

"Check."

"Tee hee hee hee…we are ready to start operation prank calling Syuusuke Fuji!" the acrobatic Eiji laughed evilly.

"Bwahahaha….first caller, Fuji Yuuta. Bwahaha…" Momoshiro joined his senpai in laughing maniacally.

"….I can't believe you're my senpais…" Echizen sighed.

Step 3 – Proceed with your prank (Prank Call #1)

Kikumaru dialed (Syuusuke) Fuji's number on the phone and waited for a reply.

"Moshi moshi?" Fuji replied on the other end.

(A/N: moshi moshi is a way to answer the phone in japan)

Eiji held up the voice changer to his mouth and started to speak. "Aniki? It's me, Yuuta. I was thinking of going to a convenience store after school to buy some things, but it turns out I can't make it. Do you think you could buy them for me?"

"Of course, Yuuta. What do you need?"

"Two bags of potatoes, seven bags of pre-popped popcorn, one watermelon. Oh! And also 2 Japanese/English dictionaries. Do you think you could get that all Aniki?'

"…anou…of course. I'll bring it to your dorm room when I finish."

"Yay! Arigatou, nyan!" Kikumaru stopped too late before he realized what he had said.

(A/N: Anou – um & Arigatou – thank you)

"Yuuta? Did you just say….nyan?"

"Anou…no! It was a cat behind me! Mizuki found a cat abandoned outside a few days ago. He told me to take care of it."

"Oh I see. Ok, see you soon." With that, Fuji hung up.

Prank Call #1 – Yuuta Fuji

Results: SUCCESS

The three Seigaku regulars looked around the corner to see what Fuji's reaction was. Fuji was apologizing to Tezuka, and telling him that he had some errands to run.

"Hee hee hee….Kikumaru Eiji's part is done, now I leave the rest to you two, Ochibi and Momo!" Kikumaru smirked and handed the phone to Momoshiro.

Step 3 (Prank Call #2) Half an hour later

"Next caller…Atobe Keigo…bwahaha…" Momoshiro dialed.

"Moshi moshi?" Fuji answered on the other end, yet again.

"Fuji! Come to the Hyotei tennis courts and have a match with me! I guarantee that you will be awed by the sight of my prowess!" Momo mocked Atobe's favourite phrase of braggery.

"Atobe? Why do you want a match? And now? Don't you have club activities?"

"I do. That's why I'm calling you right now. I need a formidable opponent to practice with and make my shining talent even greater!"

Fuji took a few seconds before answering. "I'll be there in a few minutes. At 'Hyotei' right?" Fuji had a little bit of an evil tone in his voice.

"Anou…yeah Hyotei. I'll be waiting for you."

"Nyan! Good Job Momo! It's your turn Echizen-chan!" Kikumaru exclaimed. But Ryoma didn't answer. "Ochibi?"

"Eiji…..Momoshiro….MEET MY FURY!" Kikumaru and Momoshiro turned around to see an angry Fuji with his eyes WIDE open.

"NYANN! MOMO RUN AWAY!"

"I AM RUNNING!"

Fuji pulled out his racket and tennis ball from his bag and threw it up in the air. He hit it and sent it flying towards the running pranksters.

Ryoma sighed once again and smirked. "Senpai-tachi…Mada Mada Dane."

(A/N: -tachi – a way of referring to a group)

Step 3 – Prank Call #2 – Atobe Keigo

Results: FAILURE

End of Phase 1 - - - - - -

Kumiko: Bwahahah! And so it ends :3

Kikumaru: nyannn! Why did you make fuji hit us with a tennis ball! Kumi-channnnnn (cute cat face)

Kumiko: O.o anou…GAH (runs away)

Momoshiro: COME BACK HERE! (in scary Angry Momo mode)

Ryoma: heh…this turned out to be interesting…(holds up another sign) Please Review! Or Kumi will be killed by Kikumaru and Momoshiro, therefore she won't be able to update another chapter –sign by Fuji-

Fuji: (evil smirk) I like the torture…I want her to update. So review! Or else….

Kumiko: (is back) (stares at Fuji) er… um yeah, please review…but not the or else part n.n'' anyways, bye bye until the next chapter!