Title: Tenchi
Rating: M
Summary: Naruto is an innocent, annoying, lovable angel-in-training who has failed his Angel exams 3 times. If he doesn't come through for this assignment, he's banned from ever becoming Angel, and his last assignment to prove himself proves be very hard. He has to make a certain boy happy. This 'certain boy' is Uchiha Sasuke, whose past seems to scar him very badly. Can Naruto make the so called 'Heartless Prince' happy? Or will he come back to heaven as a fallen Angel? It is obvious that Naruto was not only making Sasuke happier, but Sasuke in turn has fallen in love with the little blonde idiot. How will he react when he realizes that after the assignment, Naruto will leave?
WARNING: THIS CONTAINS YAOI! BOYXBOY!
Pairings: GAAnaru (One-sided so far…) SASUNARU (more pairings should be coming…)
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Chapter one
Last Chance
"Uzumaki NARUTO!" The Head Goddess of the Heavens yelled. Her normally pretty blond hair was in disarray. Her usually sweet Honey-colored eyes had a hint of killer intent and as she roared the unfortunate person's name, her delicate brows and shoulders twitched with aggravation. This was Tsunade, the Head Goddess. She was who you would usually call 'God', and who you yourself usually prayed to.
Of course, everyone thought the God was a male, which pissed Tsunade off greatly. "Women were much better leaders then males" She once told her assistant Angel, Shizune. Shizune agreed and said "Women are a lot more sensitive and loving, and would protect the earth better." Tsunade nodded and said dramatically, "While men are violent and evil and perverted. They would destroy the world with their violence, hateful ways and porn!"
Then they would both laugh. And laugh. And laugh.
…While in their minds, they knew there were some exceptions. Good looking, nice guys, fair, manly, non-violent or perverted. But there were very few. And most of them were already married.
Then their laughs would usually end with wistful sighs…
"NARUTO!" Tsunade banged her fist and her desk shattered. "Izumo! Bring me a new desk!" She barked at the nearest assistant.
Finally, Naruto came in, looking down. "Eheheeheheheeee…" He laughed sheepishly.
"…hi…" He said, uncomfortable. What did I do now!
"Naruto! What's this!" She gestured out the window.
Naruto was confused. "Uh……That's a window…"
"…No you idiot!"
Tsunade cracked her knuckles, got up, and shoved Naruto to her window, and when he looked down, he saw half of the houses destroyed. It was in such a bad shape, that while normally Angel's houses fix by themselves, it couldn't even assemble themselves properly anymore.
Naruto's eyes widened and he remembered that he was practicing how to fly with his new wings. …And ended up crashing into everything…and breaking everything…destroying and hurting other innocent angels-in-training…Yeaaaaah.
"The local angels have complained that you did this!" She barked.
"…I was training…" Naruto said his head down.
Tsunade calmed a bit.
"Training?"
"Yeah. Iruka-sensei told me that I've gotten stronger ever since Perverted Hermit trained me. To test it out, he made me open my wings." Naruto lifted his head. He was thirteen, but he still had his baby fat. Not to mention he was still short, and his voice hadn't gotten any manlier. His eyes were a rare shade of blue. Three whisker-like marks were on each side of his face. His Sunny blond hair went with his eyes perfectly. And his cute little white angel outfit made him look…heavenly. He looked so damn innocent! Not to mention cute.
Although his body was small, he had power and knew how to use weapons. Too bad he was still too innocent to understand how to kill or punish people. Tsunade hoped he will never have to. However, he was very, very annoying, and he had a knack for causing trouble.
Naruto's eyes went up a shade lighter. "He was right!" He said excitedly. "My wings are twice as big as before!"
Tsunade stared at him and smiled. 'He's so cute and irresistible…'
He used his hands to emphasize his point. "It's even bigger then this!" He said jumping with his hands up in the air.
She grinned. Her own wings were much bigger, of course.
"But I don't know how to control them very well. So I decided to train. If I can't even do that, then how will I be able to become the Head God?" He said, seriously.
Tsunade grabbed the blonde and gave him a noogie. 'Yeah, right. Him? Become the next head of the heavens? Hah!' She thought.
"Hey…Ow! Ouch! Hey! Tsunade-Obaa-chan! Stop! Ow!...OOF!"
Tsunade stopped messing around with him when she heard 'Tsunade-granny'.
Tsunade punched him and he went flying to the wall. "Never call me Baa-chan. got it!"
As Naruto was getting up from all the wall parts that were assembling themselves, he yelled, "YOU OLD HAG! WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME! KILL ME!"
Tsunade glared at him. "Shut up, brat…and for your question, Yeah, maybe..."
"Hmmmmnnn!" Naruto made the noise and glared.
Tsunade's spirits lifted up.
She then laughed. "Oh, ho ho ho ho ho! I will never give you the head Goddess position, brat!"
Naruto glared, "One of these days! I will get it!"
Tsunade stuck her tongue at him, "Yeah, yeah, yeah…!"
Tsunade decided to get back on the subject when she remembered that arguing with Naruto would waste a lot of time.
Before Naruto could retort, She asked, "Anyway, why didn't you go to the Training grounds to practice your flying?"
Naruto suddenly looked sad. "They don't like me. They didn't want me to be there. They wouldn't even let me in!"
He rubbed his stomach, where the demon was. Former Angel Mizuki had told him that he was the Head demon of hell. The Kyuubi. Apparently, the fourth Head God had given up his immortality to seal the Kyuubi into Naruto. And no one was supposed to tell him, or tell the younger generation.
He was really depressed when he first heard it, but at least he now knew why the other Angels disliked him so much. He wasn't sure why the kids his age didn't like him, but it was probably because of the parents. The Kyuubi was known for sucking the Angel's immortality, 'killing' them, till they disappeared. After the Kyuubi was done with them, they couldn't even reborn. All hope of seeing the precious people that passed away when they died had disappeared.
In the end, Mizuki was stripped off of immortality, and was to be reborn as a plant on earth. He became a laughingstock up in the heavens.
"What!" Tsunade glared at no one particularly. Those brats better let my brat in next time!
Tsunade then told Naruto, "You should've come to me. I would've helped you before all this-She gestured at her window, showing the badly formed buildings and the people waving their fists at Naruto when he looked-Havoc was caused."
Tsunade then said. "Naruto, are you a Full-fledged Guardian Angel yet?"
Naruto shook his head. "No…"
"This is your…second time?"
Naruto blushed in shame. "No, Third."
Tsunade looked incredulously at him before saying, "You failed 3 times!"
Naruto replied by blushing.
Tsunade sighed, "Really, Naruto. Most Angels-in-training only receive 3 chances, or they go back to the harsh past as a human, or worse."
Naruto quirked up and asked, "Worst?"
Tsunade rubbed her temples as she answered, "Most unsuccessful Angels go back to the world…as spirits."
Naruto could feel his stomach drop. "Ghosts?"
"In some way, Yes…and they usually have to wait longer to be allowed at the heavens again."
"What! Why?"
Tsunade looked grim. "Naruto, there are millions of people in this world. Most have bad souls, and they are sent to hell. The few that are pure come as Angel trainees."
She continued, looking at Naruto's unpleasantly surprised face. "The 'few' we are talking about are actually a lot. Many of the to-be Angel's souls are bottled up way below the clouds."
"We haven't realized where to put them. Our Society is getting more and more cramped everyday."
Naruto nodded, slowly sucking the information in.
"The basic point of the lowest ranked Angel, the guardian angel, is to keep the human assigned happy. You do this invisibly, watching them over and making sure they had their own shares of good and bad experiences…You aren't even go up to the lowest rank yet! If you can't even take care of one measly human, how can you keep the whole world safe and happy! The Head God position…how will you achieve it!"
Naruto winced. It wasn't the sharpness of the words, but the truth of it all.
He stared at the pretty head goddess, and looked at her. She was wearing a white and dark blue robe and her large breasts were noticeable.
He asked sadly, "Does that mean…I have to go?"
She looked up in surprise, the question had been abrupt.
She sat and thought. After a moment of silence, she said calmly, "I'm going to give you another chance."
Naruto was…he was……He was so HAPPY! He jumped around and danced a crazy little dance and yelled.
She sighed and smiled. Why did she favor this brat so much?
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Tsunade randomly picked a file for Naruto. He wasn't even a Guardian Angel yet, so that meant he was allowed to walk on earth. Whoever she picked, it'll be fate.
She closed her eyes and let her hand rummage between the files. Picking up one, she called out to Naruto, who was sitting outside to come back in her office.
"Good Luck, Naruto. You'll receive a Guardian Angel leveled assignment. I'll give you a year to find, know, and make this person happy."
She opened the file and stared at the Picture. The Picture stared irritably back at her.
"Listen up, Naruto. The person you are going to be with is named 'Uchiha Sasuke'. He just became 14 years old. He likes to…Eat Onigiri…Be alone. And…."
Tsunade's eyebrow rose. "….and that's it." Weird. This kid didn't like much.
Tsunade looked up and she realized that's he picked a hard guy for Naruto to deal with! With this guy, she just sent Naruto to automatic failure!
'Shit shit shit shit…'
Naruto asked innocently, "Are you okay…?"
Tsunade began to change the file to someone else when he heard him completing his question.
"…Old hag?"
Tsunade looked up, pissed. Here she was, trying to find an easier person for Naruto to deal with, and trade this Sasuke guy with that person, just to make sure the brat passed. And how is he thanking her? By calling her OLD hag! HAH! Who cared about this disrespectful brat! She slammed the drawer of depressing kids and read more loudly, "This Uchiha brat dislikes…Fan girls, Fan boys, annoying people, his life, his brother, his teacher Kakashi, Sweet things, stupid people, being in mobs, being with loud groups, himself, Happy people, people who get in his way, …" Tsunade sweat dropped when she saw that the list went on and on and on and on and on and on…
Naruto wondered, 'What kind of person hates themselves?'
She hoped that Naruto can make this bastard happy. She glanced at the Picture. Sure enough, he was very handsome, but his eyes said that he's experienced more trauma then normal fourteen year olds should.
"Well, let's carry on. He's very wealthy and his address is written under his Family members... wait, all he has left is his brother Itachi, who is apparently a criminal for…killing the family."
Naruto's eyes widened. "…What?"
Tsunade looked surprised too. "…Naruto, Don't ask this kid about his family…unless he trusts you."
"What? Why would anyone ….k-kill their own family? Where are they now?"
Tsunade's gaze softened. "I'm not entirely sure. Chances are that his family's souls are in the bottles. Usually, Humans succumb to greed, wealth and power. No, not only humans…some Angels are like that. But sooner or later, they'll end up in hell…"
Naruto shivered at the word.
Tsunade turned to look at the Photo of her, Jiriaya and Orochimaru when they were younger. It was framed in a plain wooden frame that she put on her desk. Yep, look what happened to Orochimaru, Rumors say he was the Head of hell's right hand man, but they were only rumors, and he was still one of the Legendary Angels. Yes, he was still up in Heaven.
Usually after you become a Guardian Angel, you become a Lord, or Lady. Lords and Ladies taught Guardian Angels and Angel Trainees, hence Iruka was a Lord. They were in charge of Knowledge and being one step ahead of humans at all times. In a way, they were smart enough to predict the future. Lords and Ladies can visit earth, but can't stay there as long as they want to. (Like Chuunins)
After becoming a Lord, the next step was become a master. Usually the farthest an Angel can go is becoming a Master of elements. Meaning you can control some or all things happening. You would be in charge of the weather. You can summon, and would protect Heaven's gates from attacks of the Minions or Devils from Hell. (Like Jounins)
The strongest would be the Head God or Goddess. You can do all of the things above and more. Thus Tsunade is in the Picture! (Like the Hokage)
Tsunade then said, "As I said before, you'll be there for a year. Try and make him happy."
She then unexpectedly pulled him close and placed a kiss on his forehead. "Don't give up hope, and Good Luck!"
Naruto blushed. Tsunade took off her necklace and placed it in his hand. When Naruto looked up in confusion, she said "A Gift, Brat." She then affectionately ruffled his hair.
She pulled from him to hand him something
"Here you go." She said as she gave the I.D. folder to him. Here contains your assignment, stuff about the guy, and fake identification statements, just in case something happens."
"Oh, and you can tell the guy you are an Angel. He probably won't believe you anyway."
She smiled.
"And, try not to get into trouble. Go pack your things up. Come back here when you are done."
Just as Naruto was getting out, Tsunade's stern voice rang out.
"Don't forget to clean the mess you made, brat."
Naruto slumped and said, "…okay…."
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Might as well begin cleaning up…
As soon as he walked out the hokage building and walked to the 'destroyed' spot, Gaara was already seen moving and placing everything back to the way it was.
Gaara was such a nice guy. He had been a devil in hell, and to put it down bluntly, Heaven and Hell was clashing and Naruto beat up Gaara in a fight, knocked some sense into him, and they've been good friends ever since. They especially bonded when Naruto found out about Shukaku. And, Gaara was no longer a devil. He was a Guardian Angel now. (Even faster than Naruto!) And he was a lot gentler then before.
He already was able to control sand, and with it, he was repairing everything without lifting finger.
"Gaara!" Naruto waved enthusiastically.
"…Naruto…" Gaara turned his head to look at him.
"Whatcha doing? I should be the one cleaning it up!" Naruto frowned.
Ina a monotone voice, Gaara replied, "It was…not a problem."
"Aww, thanks Gaara. I'm going to miss you." and Naruto hugged him.
Gaara's pale face had a tiniest bit of blush on it, but it disappeared as quickly as it came.
When he let go, Gaara stared at Naruto. "…Miss?"
Naruto grinned, "Yep! I'm going to earth for one whole year!"
Gaara didn't like where this was going. "…Why?"
"You know how I failed 3 times right? Tsunade's giving me a last chance to become a Guardian Angel!"
Gaara frowned. "…"
Naruto stopped being all bubbly. "Aw, Gaara, If I don't pass, I…won't be an Angel anymore. I will miss you a lot, and a year would be just like that!" He snapped his fingers for emphasis.
"…Also, If I fail, I will…not see you anymore. It's more probable that would happen."
Not see Naruto? No! Gaara's sea green eyes looked down. "…"
Naruto, noticing that he wasn't cheering him up, hugged him. He whispered in his ear, "Gaara, I appreciate you being by my side when things were rough, and how you would always be there for me and…how you always…"
Gaara blushed lightly when the boy's hands were around his neck and how his lips were so closed to his ear.
"Always…"
He continued, "Acted like a brother."
Gaara then felt as if he was punched in the stomach. Like a brother! Only! He masked up his emotions when Naruto let go.
Naruto smiled at him, and he cheered up a bit inside. "Well, help me pack. If you're tired, keep me company instead!"
'Naruto…'
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"Hmmm……"
Gaara was sitting on his bed and just remembering what had happened on the bed weeks ago. He remembered how he had taken advantage of Naruto's innocence of the topics and how he wanted to taste him. In the end, when he did, Gaara just said, "That's what friends do." And Naruto had bought it. Gaara blushed feverishly. He didn't take Naruto though…He decided he'd do that when Naruto loved him back.
If he ever loved him back…
"Gaara?" Naruto asked. Gaara was just sitting there doing nothing to help with the packing. He was acting weird and wasn't making the best of company.
"Yoo-hoo, Gaara in there?" Naruto noticed he was smiling weirdly, and his face was red.
Does he have a fever?
"Oh, shit!" Naruto leaned over and put his hand on Gaara's forehead and Gaara snapped out of it. His lips were right in his face! The same lips that were attached to the mouth that toyed with his d-"Gaara, you scared me! I thought you had a fever! And you had on the cheesiest grin on ever!"
Gaara lightly blushed. His green eyes darted around the room nervously, and Naruto couldn't help but grin. He hardly saw Gaara flustered.
"…u-um…" Gaara looked down.
"Help me pack!" Naruto took out two identical white outfits which Angels were supposed to wear. "Which one should I pick?"
Gaara had pulled himself together and answered in the usually deep voice he had.
"…They both look the same."
"…NO! One has an Orange hood! The other has a white one!"
Oh dear God, no. Not Orange. Gaara said, "Pack the White one."
"Why not the ORANGE!"
So the packing went on.
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When they were done with the packing, (Naruto packed both orange and white hooded outfits in the end) he said, "Well, this is it…"
He grinned sadly at Gaara. "I don't know what I'm going to do without you. I'm going to miss you."
Naruto hugged Gaara. Gaara did something bolder. He brushed his lips against Naruto's Cheek and neck and said, "Don't forget me…"
Naruto blushed. But before he had a chance to respond, Gaara was gone. And his sand whirled around Naruto and disappeared. Gaara disappeared too.
'What the heck…? That was weird…' He gathered up his things, which was in a duffel bag.
He went to the Head Goddess's room and Tsunade stood there, with a bunch of scrolls on the floor.
"Are you ready?"
"Yeah…"
"Step in the circle of scrolls." Indeed, the never ending scrolls had a round empty spot in the middle.
When he did, she made a bunch of seals and opened the portal with her blood.
"Bye, Naruto." And Tsunade turned to hide the single tear coming from her face. Naruto wanted to say something but he couldn't.
And before he knew it, he was sent crashing through the portal, into the dark streets and Alleys of earth.
TBC…
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Explanations: The Houses reassemble by themselves in Heaven. They just do. Like let's say someone makes a hole through the wall. The wall would fix itself. Naruto destroyed everything so much, the houses couldn't fix themselves anymore.
Oh, and the Gaara thing will be explained later on.
Obaa-chan means grandma.
Sensei means Teacher.
If you have any questions, ask me and I just MIGHT answer. XD
A/N: How was that? I was getting really pissed that there were very few SASUNARU stories on the net. So I decided to make my own. Good enough? REVIEW! And tell me. Oh, and for the head Goddess and Lords and stuff, I was trying to make a society like in NARUTO, where they had Jounins and Chuunins. This chapter doesn't have much Sasunaru, but the next few chapters will.
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He went flying and slammed into Naruto, who was still sitting, and mouth met mouth.
He still managed to see his surprised face, at least.
Sasuke flushed. This was his first kiss…with someone cute. And when he landed on him, he didn't want to get up. His mouth was warm. So was his body. It felt nice.
M-my first kiss! Naruto's eyes widened when he felt the raven hair boy's face pushed into his.
He and Gaara had never kissed mouth to mouth. Nor did him and Tsunade. Or with Iruka. Or with anyone else, in that matter.
He looked at the raven-haired boy's eyes. They were black. Coal Black met Sky blue and the Raven haired boy, who was on top, closed his eyes and Naruto felt his body relax on his.
Naruto's eyes widened. Did he enjoy this!
ON NEXT TIME IN---Tenchi, Chapter Two, Encounter.
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