……………Anyways…after like 2-7 months(I think)I'm trying to get back to writing. But it's not that easy here. Every single fucking time I try writing this stupid ass chapter…I ALWAYS GET A FUCKING writer's block! It's very frustrating. So please be a little patient and I'LL hopefully get back to writing mood again. Please and thank you!
Note: Italics is used for Sasuke's speech. Yes, I changed it. And to that farie person whatsoever… Sasuke chose not to speak because of his "emotional" problem. You on the other hand is different. And I'm sorry if I'm not perfect anyway… oh and Itachi will be OOC…
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A young looking blond woman sat at her desk reading her medical documents over. Her usual pig tails were tied up into the bun so she could concentrate. Her eye brows were scrunched up in concentration. Tsunade turned the page and was about to read the first line, until she was interrupted by Shizune, her assistant.
"HAPPY BIRTHDYA TSUNADE-SENSEI!" Shizune cried out happily throwing confetti in the air. Her pet pig squealed in delight.
Tsunade raised an eyebrow. "It's my birthday today?" she asked in confusion.
"Yes! You didn't notice! Oh my god! Your working too much! Today we're going out for some fun!"
"I can't Shizune, you know that." Tsunade sighed and glanced at her assistance.
"Nope, we're going out whether you like it or NOT!" she said happily and skipped out the room, with her pig at her heels.
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"What do you think will be a good birthday present?" Naruto asked Sasuke. Sasuke shrugged. He wasn't a fan of birthday parties. Naruto sighed. "Why do I even bother asking you?" he exclaimed. Sasuke shrugged again. Naruto sighed in frustration. "What do old women like?" he mumbled to himself. Though, Sasuke heard it.
Old women?
"Yeah, remember Tsunade-baachan? I mentioned it a few days earlier before," Naruto replied.
Oh! Her!
"Yeah, well today's her birthday and I don't know what to get her!"
…
"Hmph…" he mumbled. "I just don't know…"
Sasuke turned around and found something that caught his attention. A sign that said: Build-A-Bear workshop! That was perfect! He shook Naruto to get his attention. Naruto turned to look at him.
"What?"
I think I know what you can get her…
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"Oh my fucking god! Really!" Tayuya cursed out loud in surprise. Gaara nodded. "Holy shit! I never knew Sasuke was like…like that! I am so fucking surprised!" she hollered.
"Tayuya, it would be better if you don't swear in my house," Itachi said entering the room quietly.
"Whatever Itachi! So, Gaara! Tell me more!" Tayuya said sitting down on one of the cushion chairs.
"Errr…well…I just told you everything I know…but when I walked in on them, Naruto was unconscious," he chuckled. Tayuya raised an eyebrow.
"Unconscious?" she asked.
"Yeah,"
"What in the name of heavens are you two talking about?" Itachi asked. Tayuya chuckled.
"Something…very interesting..."
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"Wow! Sasuke! You are so smart!" Naruto said happily browsing through the teddy bears, and other creatures. There were dogs, cats, monkeys, frogs…
Are you saying I'm not smart?
"Nope, I'm saying…OH! I found the one I was looking for!" Naruto stuck his hand in the pile and pulled out a…
A slug!
"Yeah, Tsunade-baachan likes slugs! She has like thirty-six of them in her basement!" he said admiring the slug.
How interesting…
Naruto knew Sasuke was disgusted. Somehow Tsunade-baachan had a liking for slugs…bluish green ones to be exact. What a coincidence the shop had a slug stuff animal! He took it to the wool machine. A salesperson took the bear from him and placed it on the tube where the wool goes in the slug.
"Hello, would you like the slug to be soft, medium, or hard?" she asked Naruto.
"Soft, please!" he replied.
She nodded and pressed a button beside her. Wool started entering the slug's body. After a few seconds she took the slug out and asked Naruto to feel it.
"Is this soft enough?" she asked him.
Naruto took the slug in his hands and hugged it. He nodded.
"Yes, it's soft enough!" he replied. She smiled.
"Now, you can take this and go over there to clean your slug," she pointed to the cleaners.
"Thank you," he said and walked over to the cleaners. He didn't notice Sasuke was gone in his presence.
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Sasuke wanted to give something for Naruto. As he walked down the shelves of the stuff animals, he paused when he saw a fox stuff animal. It was red, with cute big red eyes and nine tails. How…strange for a fox to have nine tails. But on the other hand, it was very cute. This would be a perfect present for Naruto he thought. He took a fox from the bag and headed for the wool machine.
After cleaning, the slug Naruto realized Sasuke wasn't with him anymore. "Sasuke?" he called out. He started to panic. Crap, where was Sasuke? He thought Sauske was with him all along. He started to search the store.
Thankfully, Naruto found him at the wool machine, giving the salesperson a red animal. I wonder who's that for… Naruto thought. After a few minutes, Sauske was done and headed for the cleaners. Naruto followed him.
"So Sasuke, who's that for?" Naruto asked. Sasuke jumped and dropped the animal on the tub. It was a red fox with nine tails!
Holy shit, you scared the shit out of me!
"Sorry," Naruto chuckled and picked up the fox. "Who's this for?"
Sasuke started to panic. He was supposed to keep this as a secret from naruto. But Naruto found him out. What was he going to say to him? Oh!
It's a present…for my cousin, Gaara! Yeah, Gaara!
"Ooooh! The one with red hair right? And the strange "Love" tattoo on his forehead right?"
Yeah…
"Oooh, nice!" Naruto said. "Let's go pay for the animals then?"
Sure.
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"For the last time, I said NO Shizune!" Tsunade shouted. She was currently being pestered by her assistant.
"Come on! Please…please...please…" Shizune begged Tsunade.
"I just said…"
"TSUNADE-BAACHAN!" a cry rang in the distance breaking off Tsunade's reply. Tsunade twitched her eyebrow.
"Oi! Brat! Don't call…"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" he shouted and showed her the slug. Tsunade squealed and grabbed the slug and hugged it really hard.
"Oh my god! Thank you Naruto!" SHE SAID GIVING Naruto a hug. He blushed and returned the hug.
"Anytime, Tsunade-baachan!" he gave her a grin. Tsunade's eyes flickered to Naruto's back.
"Who's that?" she asked pointing at Sasuke.
Naruto pointed at Sasuke. "Sasuke, this is Tsunade-sensei, Tsunade-baachan, this is Sasuke!" he introduced.
"Ah! You're the Uchiha kid Naruto's trying to make talk right?"
Well…
"Anyways! Welcome to the hospital for deaf and mutes! You might meet a new friend here!" Tsunade said proudly.
"Actually, we have to go…Sasuke needs to get home," Naruto said.
"Ah ok, visit me anytime brat!"
"Okay, bye Tsunade-baachan!"
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"We're home Itachi-kun!" Naruto yelled out when he and Sasuke entered the house. Itachi was standing on the stairwell holding a tea cup.
"Welcome back, Naruto-kun! So Sauske how was your little day?" he asked walking down the stairs.
It was...interesting…
"I see, okay well…Naruto would you like to have dinner with us?" Itachi asked.
Naruto shook his head. "It's okay, I have to get back to my place, sorry…"
"It's okay! Good bye Naruto-kun!" he grinned and waved.
"Okay, good bye… Sasuke…good bye Itachi-kun!"
"Good bye!" Itachi called out.
Good bye…Naruto.
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"Hey, Naruto-kun!" Hinata greeted him, when hr entered the building.
"Hey, Hinata-chan!" Naruto greeted her.
"Your just in time! Dinner's being served!" She said and showed him to the table.
"Thanks, Hina-chan!"
He went to the table, where Neji, Temari, Ino, Sakura, Kiba were seated at.
"Hey Naruto!" They greeted him.
"Hi, guys!"
"How was work?" Sakura asked picking up her chopsticks.
"It was fun," Naruto replied.
"Special delivery for Uzumaki Naruto!" Hinata cried walking in with a gift box. It was red and orange.
"Oooh! A secret lover?" Ino cooed peering at the box.
"Don't be stupid, Ino!" Sakura said looking at the box with curiosity.
Naruto took the box from Hinata and opened it. Inside, was the red fox Sasuke was holding earlier!
"That liar!" he shouted out loud.
"Who's a liar?" Ino asked.
"N o one!" Naruto said and setted the box beside him. "Let's eat I'm hungry!"
Everyone agreed. Kiba's chopstick was the first to touch the food. Naruto smiled at the gift box.
Thank you Sasuke…
Important:
How cheesy can I get? Ugh! ANYWAYS IT'S FINALLY UP! LIKE OH MY FUCKING GOD! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS! ANYWAYS, I KNOW NO ONE WILL REVIEW THIS AND IT WON'T BE AS POPULAR AS BEFORE, OH WELL IT DOESN'T MATTERR! AT LEAST IT'S UP! THANK YOU FOR READING! CHECK OUT MY NEW CRAPPY STORY! HARD LOVE IS IT'S NAME! THE 2ND CHAPTER WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE FIRST! I SUCK AT FIRST CHAPTERS! THANK YOU FOR READING!
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