(To the Tune of A Rumor in St. Petersburg)
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KrissyKat: FanFiction net is gloomy,
METMA Mandy: Fanfiction net is bleak,
Hermione19: My laptop got frozen waiting here all week,
All Authors: Ever since Goblet of Fire, our lives have been so gray,
An Invisible Tomorrow: Thank goodness for the gossip,
Bookworm: That gets us through the day!
(Hermione L. Granger: Hey! Look at this, J.K.Rowling said in an online chat 5 hours ago that Hermione was going to find her match in book 5! She also said that it might be someone with Red Hair! ^_^
All Authors: GASP!
Mouse: You know what that means!)
CuteDiva: Have you heard?
All: There's a rumor in Fanfiction net!
Me Myself And I: Have you seen?
All: What they're saying on the screen!
(Nettie: Look at this!)
Although Cedric did not survive,
She says he'll return in book 5!
(And it's called-)
All Authors: The Order Of The Phoenix!
Ron Weasley's Cutie: But please do not repeat!
Sabrina Myst: It's a rumor- a legend- a mystery!
Something passed in an IM or through a crack!
All: It's a rumor that could make HP history!
Tali: They say that Harry's godfather will be proved innocent, and Lupin will make a come back!
Tifa Gainsborough: I heard someone dies, It's Dumbledore, I swear!
Xoe: I heard Ron and Hermione will end up a pair!
TigerFairy: I found out from Scholastic, Cho Chang dies, too!
Arabella: It could be really useful, If it's true!
Juliette: It's the rumor, The legend, The mystery.
Clara 2000: It's the online chats that will Help reviews fly!
Aragog:You and I, friend, will go down in history!
METMA Mandy: We'll be rich!
Chesire Cat: We'll be rich?
METMA Mandy: We'll find out!
Fred Weasley's Girlfriend: We'll find out!
Both: And Fanfiction net will have some more to talk about!
Ginny :) : Have you heard?
All:There's a rumour in Fanfiction net!
KrissyKat: Have you seen
All: What they're saying on the screen?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Have you heard?
There's a rumour in Fanfiction net
Have you seen?
What they're saying on the screen?
METMA Mandy: Comrades, what do you suppose?
Hermonie: A fascinating mystery!
Ginny .H. Potter: The BIGGEST NEWS IN HISTORY!
All: The Order of the Phoenix!
What happens?
Madgirl Insane: Who knows?
All: Ssh!