A/n: (Freezes time) Eddo! So, the previous author's note went random so yea… Ok, so let's continue with what the hell is happening here. (Unfreezes time)
SH: No seriously, what the hell are you doing marrying Voldemort?
Marj: (Whispers) It's an arranged marriage.
C: Ok, I can fix that so you can't marry him.
M: How?
C: Like this. (Goes inside Squirt's house to find bazooka gun and brings it outside)
Me: HEY! THAT'S MINE! THAT'S THE ONE THAT FLINGS POOP!
C: It is? Oh… I'll be right back. (Runs to her house, comes back) Here, a bazooka gun that can kill people.
M, SH, Me: Wow…
Me: Here we go.
C: (Evilly cackles and shoots bazooka at Voldemort's nose)
Voldemort: AH! (Rips dimension open and goes back to Harry Potter World)
Me: Phew… Ok, all of you, GET OUT OF MY LAWN! YOU'VE SCREWED UP THE STORY ENOUGH!
SH: BUT I DON'T HAVE A RIDE HOME!
Me: THEN WALK!
SH: BUT MY FEET HURT!
Me: JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!
SH: Fine. (Calls mom for ride home) Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared…
Me: (SH, C, and M leaves) Finally… Ok, now the preview to Backfire!
Lucifer: Where I won't be in it.
Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Lucifer: I'm sticking around to make you make me the star of the sequel!
Me: HA! HA! HA! You're funny. You know what? Besides being briefly in the sequel, you can be with Cheesehead, Marj, Sugar High, and me in the Author's Note.
Lucifer: You drive a hard bargain… Ok!
Me: Joy… Ok, now here is the sneak preview of Backfire in commercial form!
Lucifer: Commercial?
Me: Fine, a theatrical trailer.
Lucifer: Whatever…
Me: To let you guys understand this trailer, here's a quick guide to it.
"This" is the narrator talking
"This" is what you would see on the TV and it's the dialogue of the characters in it
"This" is the music and lyrics in the song plus the sound effects
Disclaimer Rates Still Do Apply in Trailer…
Lucifer: Lights… Camera… and… ACTION!
Ominous Music
You read the story
Flashback to Chapter 4:
Anne says, "…So welcome to Dungeon Town."
You know the characters
Flashback to Chapter 16:
Soon the waiter gets everyone's order and everyone eats and drinks merrily.
Voiceover of Rupert from Chapter 2, "Hi Different Dimension Freaks!"
You know the prophecy
Flashback to Chapter 14:
"…It even knew Rich and Lucifer would be here. Ain't it weird?" says Rupert.
But what happened 20 years later?
Somewhere in Backfire:
"EXCUSE ME!" shouts a young girl with dirty blonde hair.
Somewhere else in Backfire:
Rupert cries, "THEY'RE ALL GROWN UP!" Rupert blows into a tissue.
Yup, Paul and Anne are adults. Paul became a famous skateboarder,
Somewhere in Backfire:
Paul lies back in his lawn chair and says, "Ah, the good ol' days…"
Anne got married,
Somewhere in Backfire:
Rupert cries, "YOU LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL IN THAT WEDDING DRESS!"
And she also had a little girl named Marie.
Rupert cries again, "YOU LOOKED SO CUTE WHEN YOU WERE A BABY!"
Music stops
"Ok Rupert we get the point now," groaned Marie (who was the girl with the dirty blonde hair).
Rupert sniffs, "Sorry, I had to get that out of my chest."
Ominous Music Resumes
After Marie's 11th Birthday, an ancient evil came to wreak havoc among Dungeon Town.
Somewhere in Backfire:
A whole row of houses was on fire as he passed them by and went up into the sky.
Somewhere else in Backfire:
Marie asked, "So I'll finally get to meet them?"
Anne smiled, "Yup."
"How old will they be?"
"Time passes differently in each and every world so you'll never know."
"Ok mom, if you say so."
But it seems to know more about them than they know about him.
Somewhere in Backfire:
Suddenly, five portals reappeared and spit out five letters.
Anne shouts, "WHAT THE?"
Later:
Rupert says, "No way, so the evil dude blocked the portals so we can't get any help from them."
Marie counts the letters and corrects, "Not all of them, a letter got through to somewhere. Maybe there was some kind of light barrier or something."
Later:
An aqua portal came out and dropped in Lilo, Stitch, Rich, and Nosey.
Lilo was wearing a black T-Shirt with a green alien on it with jeans when she said, "Ow my head… (Looks up) ANNE! PAUL! RUPERT! Um… Who is that?"
Anne put her hand on Marie's shoulder and said, "This is my daughter, Marie."
"COOL! How did the stork look like?" asked Lilo.
DOINK!
Now it's up to Anne, Paul, Rupert, Nosey, Stitch, Rich, Lilo, and Marie to find the new heroes of Dungeon Town.
Somewhere in Backfire:
Odd (from Code Lyoko) asks, "You mean me?"
Lilo groans, "No duh you big boob."
New Music Starts
Get ready for the battle of the year
"Can you feel it?"
Somewhere in Backfire:
Naruto (from Naruto) shouts as he makes a gesture with his hands, "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"
"Don't let nobody tell you
Your life is over"
Soon there was a number of Narutos and they battle cry as they run towards the evil villain.
Action
Somewhere in Backfire:
Danny (from Danny Phantom) flies toward something with a green and glowing fist, "YAH!"
"Be every color that you are"
Romance
"Into the rush now, you don't have to know how"
Somewhere in Backfire:
Kim and Ron (from Kim Possible) embrace each other and start to kiss.
Comedy
Somewhere in Backfire:
Lilo didn't turn around and when Kaiba (from Yu-Gi-Oh) was just about to hit her, Lilo lifted her fist and punched him right in the "spot" without even looking. Seto fell to the ground in pain.
Lilo smiled, "And that I learned from another dimension."
"Know it all before you-"
Music abruptly stops
And scandalous TV?
Somewhere in Backfire:
Jake's (from American Dragon: Jake Long) jaw drops.
Dum!
Somewhere else in Backfire:
Lilo screams, "AH!"
Another scene in Backfire:
June (from The Life and Times of Juniper Lee) shudders, "Ugh…" and faints.
Other Scene:
Tristan (from Yu-Gi-Oh) cried out, "CHANGE THE CHANNEL! CHANGE THE CHANNEL!"
Rupert grabbed the remote but it slipped through his hands and before it could break, Nosey caught it and switched it to MTV.
Everyone sighed, "Phew."
Music resumes again
"Try"
Backfire, coming to a computer near you
"Don't let nobody tell you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…"
Music fades as commercial ends
Somewhere in Backfire:
"Pikachu?" asked Pikachu (from Pokemon)
Tuck (from My Teenage Robot Life) cries, "SPEAK IN ENGLISH YA TALKING BUNNY!"
Somewhere else in Backfire:
"Wow, that guy is nuts," said Timmy (from Fairly Oddparents).
A/n: I think you guys get the point really.
Lucifer: YOU DIDN'T PUT ME IN THE PREVIEW! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Me: Oy vey… Ok, so to make things easier for you, I'll just tell you straight up and front about who is in the sequel. There will be-
Lilo and Stitch
Pokemon
Yu-Gi-Oh/Yu-Gi-Oh GX
Kim Possible
American Dragon: Jake Long
Naruto
Code Lyoko
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Danny Phantom
Fairly Oddparents
My Teenage Robot Life
Finally there's Anne, Paul, Rupert, and the premiering OC: Marie!
Lucifer: Marie's cool.
Me: Duh, she isn't bossy and mean either. Just to say, the song that was used is called "Rush" by Aly and AJ and will be the theme song of Backfire. So please give me some feedback on the overall story and suggestions for the sequel won't be so bad either. But please don't suggest more people; I've got enough characters on my hands thanks. I'm actually working on the sequel right now. I've enjoyed every minute of making this fanfic as you enjoyed reading it hopefully! Thanks a lot to my loyal reviewers especially Morganarder, Wally's Girlfriend, Hurricane's Quill, and more others! Of course a big thanks to readers and all my friends who contributed to the story! See you in Backfire! Also-
Pipsqueak: HI ATE!
Me: WHOA! WHAT THE? IT'S PIPSQUEAK! Aw… You're here! (Hugs little sister and whispers in your ear)
Pipsqueak: You got it dude!
Me: You're so cute! Ok, 1… 2… 3!
Lucifer, Pipsqueak, and Me: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Me: Or in Filipino, MANIGONG BAGONG TAON!