Howdy! Well it's good to be back in the world of fanfiction! I would like to inform people that I might take a while to update stuff. SORRY! --Dodges tomatoes and desk chairs—I love y'all! (A note: I am not southern, I just like saying howdy and y'all)

Le Disclaimer: I don't own it. I would like to also formally apologize to Alana Heloise (that's her penname, read her stories… they ROCK!) for saying that I owned LouAnna's. It's hers… all hers. LOUANNA'S WAND COOKED MEALS BELONGS TO ALANA HELOISE! Sorry Na! Am I forgiven now?

Chapter TWO: Robes Discarded

Remus and Tonks arrived back at Tonks's flat and he unpacked his stuff. Whenever Tonks walked into the room when he was in there, he became very flustered and found an excuse to be somewhere else. She smiled to herself. Aw, she thought to herself, he's nervous! That is so cute!

But after a while she saw him getting more and more uncomfortable. She just wanted him to feel at ease! So as soon as she was done brushing her teeth, she walked up to him and said, "Look, you aren't exactly acting like you are comfortable here," She heard him sigh. "You take my bed. I'll sleep on the couch. Don't say you feel bad, blah, blah, blah. Just take it."

"Well…" he started but she kissed him before he could continue.

"Goodnight," she said walking away. Remus watched her go and marveled at how cute she looked in her pink plaid flannel pajamas.

"Goodnight."

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The next morning Tonks was up early and she was showered and dressed by 8:00. She had a surprise for Remus. It was already 10:00 AM and he was still not up! So she walked into her room and shook him. "REMUS! HEY, REMUS!" she yelled.

"What?" said a sleepy voice.

"GET UP!"

"Ugh, what are you, my mother?"

"I hope not," she said her voice getting deeper.

"True. That would make our relationship slightly inappropriate and more than a little awkward," he said. His eyes were open and gazing into hers. He closed his eyes and leaned up to kiss her. She jerked herself up and out of his grasp, smiled and impish grin.

"Oh, no," she said, her eyes dancing. "If you want to kiss me you'll have to get up."

"Fine, I'm going," he grumbled. He was muttering under his breath something that sounded like 'bribery'. She laughed and went to make breakfast.

He came down fifteen minutes later. She was already sitting at the table and looking through the Daily Prophet. She looked up at him. "Do you love me?" He dropped the marmalade.

"Yes, of course." She walked over to him and gave him a piercing stare.

"Then kiss me like you love me."

He hesitated but could not ignore her stare. So he stood up and grabbed her around the waist and kissed her. Obviously he had done so before, but he had never been commanded to and he wasn't even sure he was a good kisser. He kissed her urgently, his lips devouring hers. She opened up her mouth for him and moaned at his kisses. He finally pulled away, having gotten his point across. "Better?" he asked. She nodded and smiled. "What was that about anyway? I've told you before that I loved you."

"Well I just really wanted to be kissed," she said. "I know you love me!"

He looked hurt for a moment and then looked up and smiled. "So I satisfied your hunger?"

"Well… there is SOMETHING you could do," she said and smiled wickedly. He returned to looking uncomfortable. "Are you just planning on NEVER having sex with me! Because that's not fair, Remus, you had your time! What about me?" Remus looked horrified and dropped his toast marmalade side down. (a/n: don't you hate that? I do.)

"I don't know, Nymphadora. I need to think about it."

"It's not something you think about, Remus. It just happens. Never mind, we'll talk about this later tonight. I have a surprise for you though!'

"What?"

"You are getting new robes!"

"WHAT!"

"I am buying you a new set of robes and you will not gripe about it!"

"Oh, okay," he said, still bewildered at her mood swings and unnerved by her talking about them having intercourse.

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They came home later. (a/n: blunt, I know.) "We need to talk," Remus said when they got home.

"I'm listening," she said icily, knowing it was in reference to their conversation earlier.

"We could die tomorrow, and I don't want to waste one more minute."

To put it bluntly, they have sex. WOW! Who saw that coming? And they both sleep in her bed for the rest of their lives.

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Hey again. Big news. I absolutely adore you all! I love your reviews ad I love how supportive you are. But I reread the first chapter and I almost puked. Keladryie, you were SO right! I hate it, Tonks is ADD and Remus is stupid and uncool! ACK! This is the last chapter and that's FINAL! No amount of wheedling is going to work, okay? Oh, and –passes out muffins—HERE YOU GO! I LURVE YOU GUYS! I WILL WRITE MORE STUFF SO KEEP LOOKING! (And, was that an okay ending?)

BUH BYE NOW!