Author's Note

So yeah…I know it's been a few years…since I last updated. I apologize for the inconvenience of me getting a life. Haha, well here is the story guys. Enjoy...

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Inuyasha sits up in bed as he becomes aware of the door opening. A figure standing in the doorway let out a low purring noise. Inuyasha squints to make out the face, however, with such dim lighting, it was almost impossible to see clearly. Assuming it was kagome, Inuyasha calls out to her, "come on in, sweetie, I warmed up the bed for you."

Shutting the door quietly, the figure turns towards Inuyasha and grins approvingly.

Miroku checks himself out in the mirror as he awaits for lovely sango's return. As someone knocks on the door, Miroku alerts himself as he quickly scrambles around.

"Just a minute darling!"

Heading towards the light switches, Miroku debates on whether or not he wants to dim the lights down low.
Hm, maybe since it's the first time for her and everything, I'll save her the embarrassment of me drooling over her nakedness.

Dimming the lights, Miroku strips off the terry bathrobe, and strides stark naked to the bed.

"Ahem, come on in." Miroku demanded in a husky voice.

The door slightly creaks open and shuts silently.

Knowing that Sango would be embarrassed with this arrangement, Miroku gave her mercy and didn't say much as he watched her approach the bed…

"Lets do it already, I'm getting real hot over here." Inuyasha said

The figure approaches the bed swiftly, and Inuyasha feels the bed sink alittle as kagome gets in.

WOW. DID KAGOME GAIN WEIGHT?! I was scared that the bed would fuckin break through to the bottom floor.. The shock went over quickly as Inuyasha turned his attention towards kagome. For some odd reason, she smelled very...MANLY in a way.

Inuyasha pulls on her shirt to get her closer, but when he goes to do that, he brushes against her shoulders..oddly feeling very toned out muscles.

WHOA. She got buff too? What the..

Before Inuyasha could continue his thoughts, a loud booming voice said, "Would you like to be hammered?"

Inuyasha froze, turning stark white…and suddenly..the warm, moist atmosphere got oh so very cold. Then, realization hit.

"WHOA WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! WHO ARE YOU?! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD. YOU'RE A…A..A MAN!!"

Jumping out of bed, Inuyasha noticed the man staring at his..genitals and grabbed the nearby bouquet of flowers to cover himself.

"Wow, dude, if I knew you were that big, I would've at least played with you-

"FUCK NO. THAT IS DISGUSTING. I'm not into that stuff man."

"Oh? The girl said that you wanted nothing more than a nice strong man to hold you."

"WHAT?!"

"You know, that chick. Brown eyes, black hair, kinda tall and cute but not my type, so don't get jealous yet."

Staring intently at the bed, trying at all costs to avoid his eyes, Inuyasha thought hard.
OH THAT KAGOME. SHE'S SOO DEAD!! How DARE she humiliate ME. Oh..but wait, if this happened to me..then what about..

Inuyasha's eyes snapped back into reality. "MIROKU!"

Without another word, Inuyasha runs out the door and down the hallway..

Miroku decides to make it easier for Sango to ease her into the loveplay later.

"Look, honey, take your time. Just take my hand when you're ready. Okay?"

Laying his right arm out onto the other side of the bed, Miroku silently waits for Sango to come to him.

Several minutes pass, as Miroku listens to her undress and get on the bed. But the first thing that Miroku felt on his hand..wasn't a hand.

As the contact of skin on his hand was pleasing, that feeling was short lived as Miroku slowly grabbed it..but soon realized that it wasn't a female hand. It wasn't a female part of any kind..

Hm, feels…weird…squishy…soft…

All of a sudden, Miroku's hand freezes while his face twitches uncontrollably, as he comes to realize what was exactly in his hand.
Is this a…a…
"PENIS?!"
Miroku bolts up in bed. He pulls his hand away, but apparently hadn't let go all the way yet, since the man had groaned and doubled over in pain.
"My god man, I want it hard, but not painful."
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Miroku shrieked, pointing an accusing finger at the blond man.

Before he could speak, a loud banging came from outside the hotel door.

Quickly grabbing the bouquet of flowers beside the bed, Miroku covered his midsection as he quickly went to the door. Opening it, he came face to face with a naked Inuyasha, who had just as much clothes on as he did.

"dude….i don't know about you, but..I think this is some kind of a sick joke…" Miroku said slowly..as if understanding it for the first time.

"No shit man."
The opening of the door across the hall, attracted both men's attention. The door swiftly opens revealing an elderly woman. Well into her late 80s. Opening her hotel door, she came face to face with Inuyasha's naked butt.

"JESUS CHRIST!" the woman sounded alarmed, then fainted.

"I'm insulted…I've always been told I have a nice ass…" Inuyasha said in a worried tone.

"Nah man, she's just jealous." Miroku quickly said, not wanting Inuyasha to get mad, since he usually took it out on him later.

Before either of them spoke again, stifled laughter coming from the end of the hallway revealed two girls clinging desperately to sanity as they witnessed the scene before them.

"Heyahaha guys. haha whatcha ahahah doing?" Kagome could barely choke the words out.

Sango was already rolling on the ground.

Staring furiously at the girls, both Inuyasha and Miroku had one idea in their heads. An unspoken plan…Revenge.

Author's Note.

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