MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I haven't been on in a while...a looooooooooong while...sorry! But anyways...I've decided ta make a new story (not school fic so start being relieved). Since I suck at romance here's a HUMOR ALL THE WAY STORY MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...it's truth or dare time...
Disclaimer: I do not own any KH characters and some of the dare ideas belong to my friend...
One day during the summer, Sora, Kairi, Riku, Rikku, Yuna, Cloud, Leon, Yuffie, Selphie, Tidus, Namine, and...Wakka...were all at Sora's place being COMPLETELY bored... Sora and the guys were sittin on the couch some crossing their arms...Kairi and the girls were sleeping on the floor because the boys took all the couches..."I'm bored...Riku are you bored?..." Sora suddenly asked...
"No shit sherlock..." He replied in a bored tone... All of a sudden Rikku woke up from her sleep and shouted
"TRUTH OR DARE! I WANNA PWAY! I WANNA PWAY!" While waking everyone up... Riku raised an eyebrow then he smirked that eeeevvvviiiill smirk. Then he sat on the floor and said
"Hell YEAH! SORA GET READY FOR REVENGE FROM LAST TIME!...and YEAH!
"What? Since when did you want revenge on Sora?" Kairi asked curiously.
"Yeah since when?" Sora asked just as confused as Kairi.
"Since...NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...HA...HA..."
"Okay...Anyways...Let's get the game started shall we? I'll start out...Truth or dare RIKU!" Rikku said.
"Say wha? Okay Dare."
"I dare you to dress up like a girl, go out with a random guy, and say 'I wuv you' no matter wut!"
"Shit!" Everyone started laughing their heads off like crazy from the expression on Riku face...it was somethin like this 0o. Soooo... He dressed like a girl and went out with the random guy...
After a few minutes...Riku came running through da door...
"BLECH! THE FUCKING DARE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIM FUCKING KISSING ME!" Riku started cleaning his mouth with soap, mouth washer, water, listerine, gadorade, more water, tooth paste, perfume, and ice while everybody cracked up...
Riku came back and sat at his regular spot from before. He glared at Rikku then turned to Sora
"Sora, T or D."
"Hmmmm...truth."
"Is it true you had an affair with both Namine and Kairi?"
"Are you crazy! Kairi's the only one for me and you know that!"
"Actually..." Namine spoke up "He did have an affair with me..."
"WHAT! No I DID NOT!"
Kairi got mad...REAL mad...She got up and slapped the friggin hell out of Sora.
"OW! Dang for a girl you could really slap Kai."
"Hehe...Thanks." She slapped him with her powerful slap again and then kicked him on the leg. He winced in pain while saying "Namine's lying!...ow..."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sora you're right I was lying. I just wanted to see the expression on Kairi's face that's all!" Namine laughed.
"Why you little... Anyways, TIDUS truth or dare..."
"Huh! What did I do?"
"Nothing."
"Fine...um...dare."
"I dare you to beat the hell outta Namine with your god damn stick right NOW."
"Holy shit..." Namine ran out of the room followed by Tidus with his stick
Meanwhile... The rest of the gang were just sitting there and in the background you could hear crashing noises and a cat meowing in pain. After a few minutes tidus walked out of the kitchen followed by a really injured dead looking messy haired Namine.
"Okie! My turn!" Tidus said happily "Yuna truth or dare?"
"Huh? Oh...um... D-Dare?"
"I dare you to run up and down the neighborhood singing the Barney song at the top of your lungs!"
"0o" Yuna got up and walked outside and started singing in a horrible voice... "I LOVE YOU! YOU LOVE ME! ..."
All of a sudden THE Barney popped outta no where and the murder music started to play.
"OMFG! IT'S BARNEY! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN AWAY!" Yuna starts to run like hell while Barney aka the purple dinosaur from hell chased after her.
"Come back and give me a hug! C'mon little gerbal...Give me a hug!" Barney yelled after her. Yuna suddenly stopped and turned around around with fury in her eyes...
"WHAT DA FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"
"You mean a gerbal?"
"YES THAT'S WHAT I MEAN." Yuna started to beat up the purple dino in a cloud of smoke while singing the rest of the song...
"LET'S GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY. WITH A GREAT BIG PUNCH ON THE DINOSAURS HEAD, NO MORE STUPID DINOSAUR!"
After that Yuna ran back in to the house leaving the dinofreak out on the street and watched as a car ran over him. She went back to where she sat in the truth or dare circle
"Truth or dare Kairi!"
"Dare me!"
"Okay, I dare you to run around naked and jump off a cliff!"
"But there is no cliff around here..." All of a sudden a cliff appears right in front of the house "crap..." Sooo...Kairi took off her clothes while every guy in the neighborhood checked her out besides the gay guys. She ran around butt naked and ran off the cliff. Sora appeared outta no where and shouted in slow motion "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Kairi!"
Kairi popped outta no where behind him looking like the girl from the grudge with scars all over. Sora turned around and screamed and then jumped off the cliff while Kairi laughed her head off and went back to the house where Sora mysteriously turned out sitting there with cuts all over him.
"Okay...Rikku T or D!"
"Ummm... Dare me sucka!"
"I dare you to kiss a random person in here with a blind fold on and that includes the girls...Everyone but me...In fact I'll be standing on the couch."
Rikku groaned in defeat and put on a blind fold and ran around the room until she found someone...she kissed the person and removed the blind fold. Her eyes widened as she saw who it is that she kissed...
"OMG! SONIC T. HEDGEHOG! EWWWWWWWWWWWW! EEEEEKKKKKK I GOTTA WASH MY MOUTH! EEEEEEWWWWW! BLECH!" Rikku screamed and went into the bathroom...
"Sonic, wtf are you doing here?" Yuffie asked.
"Heh wrong fic...but I'd say that was a really nice welcome." He smirked and disappeared.
Rikku came back and sat down with a disgusted look on her face
"Truth or dare Yuffie..."
"Truth"
"Is it true that you sat in a tree with Leon K-I-S-S-I-N-G him?"
"Yeah but it was only once so it was no big deal..."
"Oh"
"Ok! My turn!" Yuffie squealed "Selphie! T or D!"
"D"
"I dare you to jump into da pool butt nakey!"
"Awwwwwwww...man! Fine!" Selphie went nakey and jumped into da pool in Sora's backyard and while she did that, the gang took every single one of her clothes and hid them in the 'secret place that Sora, Kairi, and Riku only knows about. Selphie came back into the house to find everyone gone including her clothes...
"Crap...0o..."
Meanwhile...everyone's at the secret place waiting to see if Selphie would ever find them AND her clothes. After a few couple of HOURS, Selphie came crashing into the secret place with evil red eyes...she was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna kill them...
"HOW DARE YOU PPLZ TAKE MY GOD DAMN DRESS AND LEAVE ME BACK THERE BUTT NAKED! THAT WAS THE WORST MEMORY IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFFFFFE!"
(Flashback)
Selphie went roaming around the street while... A BUNCH OF GUYS WERE TRYING TO GLOMP HER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then Selphie kept running until she crashed into a brick wall that appeared outta no where resulting in all the guys trying to glomp her literally...Then she used her super evil 'powers' and killed them with her... smile? Her evil diabolical smile that kills everyone because it's so friggin damn ugly (No offense to Selphie lovers)! Then she finally found footsteps of her evil friends and followed them to the secret place...(End of flashback)
"I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU GUYS LIMB FROM LIMB!"
"Omg...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Save us!"
"Ow!"
"EEEEK!"
"Oooo ee ooo ah ah ping pang AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
And yea...you could hear ALL of their cries of agony...ouch... Obviously, taking Selphie's clothes was NOT a good idea...
Afterwards...
The doors opened back at Sora's house...The first one in was a fully dressed Selphie followed by the rest of the gang...with broken bones...and bruises... They sat back in the T or D circle...
"Ok...Selphie...Never EVER do that again..." Wakka...for the first time spoke...
Since everyone was too beat up to continue, Selphie suggested something...
"Well I guess we'll just hafta wait till the next chapter to find out what the rest of you will get dared..." Selphie said evilly with devil horns on her head... "So R&R pplz! ...or else...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Haha...You guys heard her! Anyways, I really had fun doing this story lolz...Now...DO WHAT SELPHIE SAYS! jk...lolz