DINOPHILIA III : RETURN OF THE RAPTOR

Yes, people, I am back, but only for today! Are you ready? After just seeing all three JPS, I'm ready to go.

SIlence filled the room. Patrick expressed his confusion by howling and humping Spotty's leg.

Sparky stood, open mouthed, a single tear pouring down his sweet, scaly face.

"He loved me?"

No one seemed to be paying Ellie's mess of a body any attention, so Doc Thorne took that moment to taste the blood of a woman.

"Mmm, good!"

Several years later, Alan was rung up by someone who was obviously using a fake voice, and he could even sense a fake moustache over the receiver.

"Hello?"

"Hello, I am a Mr. Blobhead, and I want to hire you to, erm, to show me around the island with all the dinosaurs on so I can plan where to, er, plant my, er, orchids.

"Excuse me?"

"Yes?"

"Sure, but only if I get a free job as a traffic salesman."

"What?"

"I don't know."

"Ok, meet me at Heathrow Airport in 2 days."

"I'm confused."

"BYE!"

He hung up.

"Wow, I shouldn't be so trusting."

Don't worry folks, I'm just as confused as you are. Happy puzzling!