Chapter sixty-four: 4 year old genius
The phone suddenly rang on Coniniaue's desk. She picked it up and said, "Talk to me."
"Coniniaue?"
"Colonel? Something wrong?"
"Two things… First, do women like roses?"
"Yeah, we love them." She sighed. "What else?"
"Oh, yeah. A woman and her child were shot just five minutes ago. In Aquroya, too. On Icicle street. I'm already there, and I expect you to be here too, with Ed."
"But I need to find a babysitter for…"
"Bring her with you, if you must."
The crime sceneFury had already made chalk outlines of the bodies. Coniniaue darted up right then, Edward at her heels. "Shot? How could we not hear this?" She mumbled. "A woman and her child…"
She set down Kiwi and said, "Go and play, but stay nearby."
Kiwi toddled off. But instead of going to play, the 4-year-old girl ducked under the yellow tape. Because she was so close to the ground, she noticed something that no one else did.
"MOMMY!" She shouted. "MOMMY, HURRY!"
"Not now, Kiwi…" Coniniaue sighed. "Mommy is working…"
"It's important!"
"Kiwi…"
Kiwi sighed. "Mommy, please, it has to do with the murder…"
Coniniaue walked over. "What, Kiwi?"
Kiwi pointed. Under her finger was an alchemy circle, scrawled deep into the ground. Coniniaue picked up Kiwi and handed her to Roy, who was the closest person at the time. "Hold this."
"Erm, okay…" Roy just blinked and stared at Kiwi, who stared back. "…Yo."
Coniniaue rubbed her hands together. "Okay. Let's see what this circle does…" She slammed her hands by the circle. A blue light flashed, and in her palm she then held a very, very strange gun. And she knew exactly a certain person who killed with that gun.
"Bodies go splat…" She whispered.
"What?"
"BODIES GO SPLAT, don't you see?" She stood up and waved the gun in Mustang's face. "This is a gun of personal design, created by my sister, Dominique Tommy. Bodies go splat! That's what she always says!"
Edward took Kiwi from Roy's arms. "Coniniaue, let's go home."
"You go. I'm going to stay and help with the case."
Edward sighed. "Fine, fine…
LaterKiwi lay in bed, thinking about the previous hour's events. Her eyes drooped. "Night-night…" She mumbled.
She was unsuspecting about the long, odd dream she was about to watch.
Isn't this cute? Well, alas, I leave you here. No, you nitwit, I'm still continuing the story. But I'm not adding any more chapters. THIS IS LONG ENOUGH! Alright listen, my next story in this series will be titled "Kiwi's dream." The main character switches to Kiwi for that story. But get this, it's 13 years into the future. Kiwi still hates alchemy, but Coniniaue and Edward gave into her demand of sending her to the local highschool. She won't go to college, she just wants to see what highschool people are like. Edward and Coniniaue are 29, Kiwi is 17, and-- get this-- Roy is 40. But he's still as hot as ever! Now, I'd like to give some credits to all my little fans:
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