Demons must be some bad joke of a crazy goddess!

Prologue of the doom

Chapter one

Kuwabara Kazuma age seventeen by now, was on his way home when the first incident happened that would change his perfect normal live for one single week into his worst night mare ever!

Well, normal as the live of a strong psychic and ex-Reikei Tantei could be!

I mean, he wilt a sword made out of pure energy and is battling demons all the time; hell he even lived with one, most of the time!

Not what you think you perverts!

Urameshi Yusuke was an inborn one, sort of; Kazuma grew up with him as friends. Since the two could never beat each other the two where mostly to find with each other, kind of.

Later two demons joined this strange friendship of the two without their own free will.

I am sure, if they had known there, where they would get their asses in, they would have never tried to steal the artefacts and so never meet Yusuke and Kazu.

Especially the smaller one of them, how Koenma had gotten him into this is an everlasting miracle to me!

But anyway, where were we?

Ah yes, the artefacts, after that story the three began to work for the little pacifier sucking demi-god and so into more trouble you could imagine!

First there was this stupid asshole of a ningen rich man. He had the idea to make the smaller ones sister to his personal pearl cow.

What I meant with that cruel comment?

Well, he made Yukina cry all the time, you see, she is an ice demon and her tear gems are worth millions. That's why. I hate this guy, glad he is dead!

After this Hiei (that's the name of the shorter one) nearly killed him and his and Kazumas strange relationship begun.

I mean how would you call their crazy behave against each other all the time?

The two are battling against each other most of the time. Why? Well, kazu loves Yukina and Hiei is her elder brother and don't like this ningen.

You would think so right?

Wrong!

But to that we will come later. Anyway Hiei insults him most of the time and even goes so fare to treat him sometimes. Luckily he hasn't done something more drastic by now so fare.

Kurama (the other one) is an ancient fox spirit inside a human shape.

How he got in there is a miracle for me but well, hmm nice ass!

…? Ups…

Where was I again?

Don't worry, you will find all out soon enough.

Well, he liked him also and was more polite as Hiei. He even helped Kazuma with his homework's all the time.

Kazu, all right; he is…a little slow sometimes but luckily he grew up later with a strong awareness of the world around him, that little gift of him would safe him later in live the virginity of his ass!

What I mean now again?

Simple as I said before the four where gone through allot with each other and after some years they split up to solve their own problems which arrived with time.

Like Yusuke being in real sort of a demon by inheriting the genetic of one, Kurama and Hiei becoming heirs of two of the dangerous rulers of Makai and Kazu doing his school work.

He even passed his final tests, something I never thought he would solve!

But anyway, that brings us exactly to the time spiral we are now talking of.

I mean now!

You see the two demons had a thing for the loudmouth from the beginning on, but never showed it.

Especially not to Kazu who would have freaked out as I know him, and believe me I know him quite good!

Where the problem lies? You see, demons have one major problem with their hormones from time to time.

The two had, like the most of their kind to go into rut all 5 years for one week and so the stupidity began without a warning to poor Kazuma.

It had begun just the very same day we are talking of. And our lucky Kazuma seem to be the great goal from this two this time!

Both of them seem to have decided that they wanted him as their company and also, both of them did not want to share the slightest!

Neither believe me, Kurama nor Hiei are the type for that!

I don't have to mention that that wasn't quite a good thing, or?

The two gave him not a single warning. Of what was coming.

So he stumbled right into this mess.

Who I am?

I am the sister of Kazuma and as you have figure by now, I will tell you the entire crazy courting of my brother from this two idiots!

And how they both nearly drove my baby brother near insanity with that!

And us all other too!

I am Shizuru his older sis, and I swear demons must be a bad joke of a crazy goddess!

Especially in their mating heats!

Nothing is crazier as that; believe me I know exactly what I am talking about!

And nothing can be madder as this two!

You have no idea.

Well, let us just say that this was definitely the craziest week ever for my poor baby bro and that I am just thankful that I was not the one who the two where after!

Believe me, the two are mad!

Well, tell me what you think. It's just the prologue for now but the next chappy will come as fast as I can work.

Suryallee