Hermione's point of view

21st September

Dear Diary,

Me and Draco arranged a date for tomorrow, should be fun

Got to pick out what I'm wearing and straighten my hair, do not want to look like a poodle on viagra!

Herm

22nd September

The date was successful (I didn't look like a poodle on viagra!)

Also Draco and me are moving in together, apparently he told his father to either live with it or leave (he left!) It's gonna be great I'm packing right now!

Hermy (Draco's new pet name)

23rd September

Dear Diary,

I'm moving in tomorrow! It's gonna be the start of a loving relationship!

Sigh

Herms (Another new pet name!)

24th September

Diary,

I'm moving in later on today, were going to make love on a Gucci beanbag in front of a roaring fire (How romantic!)

WOE BETIED ANYONE WHO TRIES TO STOP ME!

Herm

Yes, Hermione and Draco did move in together and had 17 kids, which isn't too many considering Draco is indeed an infer maniac! Hermione went wrinkly and bald due to the stress of having 17 kids whilst keeping up Draco's excessive demands! Draco works late (Enough said about that, don't want to cause any trouble!)

Thanx to:

Hazel-Hiss

The squirrels are after me

Mel

AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO REVEIWED OR READ THIS STORY, I LOOOOOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL!

THE END

(They all lived happily ever after, Hermione and the kids at home in the gothic castle and Draco in someone elses bed!)