Heeeeeeey…I'm writing this fic because I am bored…and I have major writer's block for my other stories…I know there are others like this, but hey, I'm doing this for the heck of it.

Disclaimer: I dun own FMA or whatever it's called.

Ed walked around in the dark space. Looking around, he saw a stool. He walked up to it and saw a sticker on it that read: This seat is reserved for me. If I am not back by the time I return, please ask me to wait.

"?" Ed sat down so obliviously.

Then huge lights came on and an ominous voice echoed: "Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…"

"Who's there?" he screamed.

"Edward Elric…He's a midget…"

"TAKE THAT BACK!"

"Make me, little man…Edward Elric…He's a homo…"

"WHA? NO I'M NOT!"

"You're right…you're in love with Winry…"

"No I'm not…she's a childhood friend…"

"Edward Elric…everyone hates typing his full name because it's retarded…"

"THEY DO NOT! IT'S A KILLER NAME!"

"Ed…I'm switching to his shortened name because I'm lazy…"

"What does that have to do with anything!"

"Ed…he was on COPS once…

"Shhhh…not out loud…"

"You're weird…"

"SHUT UP!"

"Make me…"

"MAYBE I WILL!"

"Ya gotta find me first weirdo…"

"Grrrrrrrr…"

"Ed…he plays with dolls…"

"Wha? STALKER!"

"…"

"…"

"Weirdo…"

"I thought I told you to shut up!"

"Whatever…Ed…he uses alchemy to pick his nose…"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?"

"Once again…you're weird…Ed…was once caught drinking a cows milk from the utter…"

"THAT'S UNSANITARY! AND I HATE MILK!"

"Sure…Dairy Man…"

"DAIRY MAN?"

"And now you know Dairy Man…"

"NO THEY DON'T!"

"Yes they do…Dairy Man…"

About then a hoard of Ed fangirls busted through my door. "ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED! ED!"

"AHHHHHH!" I screamed when they grabbed me and threw me down to Ed's level. "Uh…I can explain…"

Ed's face was red by now so he chased me around in circles.

"AH! Uh, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF FMA KNOW YOUR STAAAARS!"

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