When Sex Got Lost
I: Love On The Internet
"One o'clock," Harry yawned as he stared at the desktop. Maybe it was time to go to bed. But he still had some quite important downloads standing and what would he gain from sleeping anyway?
"Nah, I've got nothing to do tomorrow," Harry told himself and he logged in to his MSN Messenger. Maybe there was something amusing to find in his contactslist, among some thrilling friends he had made on the internet.
Hello, cutemalekitten
I am your fantasy, admit it! (i-am-edible-and-a-blonde) wants to add you to his/ her contactslist.
Accept? Deny?
"Huh?" Harry said. Who could that be? Well, lately he got loads of annoying people adding him to their MSN, like Lucius Malfoy for instance (my-cane-is-very-large) trying to talk him into a webcam stripsession. Harry wasn't looking forward to such a chat again.
But anyway, he accepted this mysterious new chatter.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
So, you've accepted me! How nice of you. ;)
Make me purr… says:
I know, I'm such a nice person. So, who are you?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Oh, well, that's a long story.
Make me purr… says:
Long story? Why?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
I'd rather not tell. But I got your emailadress from the I hope you don't mind this add.
Make me purr… says:
No, no, surely not. I was just getting bored out here.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
So. What kind of stuff do you like?
Make me purr… says:
Well, actually I'm not a really active person. :$
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Aww, don't be shy about it. I'm more the homey type of guy myself. I detest the outdoors, it gets you all dirty.
Make me purr… says:
:) Gehehe. You sound cute.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
I do? I never realised such a thing.
Make me purr… says:
Well, trust me.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Make me purr… says:
Oh, wait a minute, I have to feed my cat.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
You have a kitty? Really? How adorable! I just love kitties! I (l) ()!
Make me purr… says:
Yes, she's really small and white. Her name's Dracy and she the prettiest and cutest kitten of all.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
DRACY?
Make me purr… says:
Yeah, Dracy. Why? Something wrong with it?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
No-no, not at all. But why that name?
Make me purr… says:
:$ Eurhm- well.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Yes? I'm dying to know. ;)
Make me purr… says:
Well, it's not as if you know him or anything. It's just that I used to be totally in love with this guy at my school and he was such a bastard. Anyway, I named Dracy after him.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Aw, that's sweet. But did you tell that guy what you felt for him?
Make me purr… says:
No, I didn't. He was the greatest prick you've ever known, really. Always arrogant and evil. Not the type of guy you wish to marry.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
But you liked him anyway?
Make me purr… says:
Actually, I loved him. It really was a severe crush. It tore me apart, every time he acted so mean. But we used to fight all the time, and well- it kind of turned me on.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Wow. Really. You're bad. :p But I wonder, didn't that guy know anything? I mean, you must've done something to impress him.
Make me purr… says:
I didn't dare to let anyone know anything. They'd have killed me. He was my enemy, we were water and fire. Really.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
But what if he loved you too?
Make me purr… says:
Whahahaha :d. You silly. He wouldn't have.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Well, you'll never know now, will you? ;)
Make me purr… says:
No. I won't. But I'll be right back, just off to feed Dracy!
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Dracy…
"Wow. Fuck." Draco had his hands clasped in front of his face, severely rubbing his eyes. He was greatly shocked. How big was the chance that if he added his famous archnemesis to his MSNcontacts, he'd tell him all about his great crush, who happened to be him?
"Argh! How could this be?" Draco bit his lip. If Harry would have just known that it was him who he had been talking to. Harry wouldn't forgive him for everything in the world.
A couple of days ago, Draco had been browsing the for some interesting guys to do odd things with. When he stumbled onto the description of a 'ravenhaired youngman' who 'liked Quidditch' and 'being naughty' and wasn't proud of his 'ondistinguished mark on his forehead', he had immediately known he was dealing with Harry Potter. All his former desires for the boy came rushing back to his head.
For years at Hogwarts, he had restrained himself of groping his enemy right in front of the whole school. Absolutely sure of the hate that Harry cherished for him, he had never ever dared to say anything about it to anyone.
And now Harry just admitted to an anonymous internetpal (who happened to be Draco) that Draco was the one had he loved for roughly his whole life! Draco could just cry.
Make me purr… says:
So. I'm back. Dracy's nibbling happily. :)
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Give her a big fat hug from me. ()
Make me purr… says:
I will. :p
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
I know this is an odd question, but would you like us to meet once?
Make me purr… says:
Meet?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Yes. Meet. In a diner, or a bar or something like that.
Make me purr… says:
I don't do meetings. For all I know you could be a serial-killer. And by the way, I don't know you at all.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Yes. I know. You're probably right. Forget I mentioned it. :(
Make me purr… says:
Now, don't be sad. Tell me something about you. How do you look?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Well, I'm a blonde.
Make me purr… says:
;) I like blondes.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
And I have pretty silverblue eyes.
Make me purr… says:
Really?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Yes, really.
Make me purr… says:
You're not making this up?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
No, really, I am not. I was the one who wanted to meet, remember?
Make me purr… says:
Yeah, okay, but it's just odd.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Odd? Why?
Make me purr… says:
Oh, nothing.
Draco grinned from his laptop. He knew what Harry was thinking about. He was thinking about him.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Are you still in love with that guy from your school?
Make me purr… says:
Why do you ask?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
I'm interested.
Make me purr… says:
Ow. Well, I haven't seen him in a while. So I don't know. But I suppose I do.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
That's sweet.
Make me purr… says:
No, it's annoying.
MSN silence
Make me purr… says:
Aren't you going to ask what I look like?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Oh, yes, how do you look?
Draco rolled his eyes. As if he didn't have a clue. Silly Potter.
Make me purr… says:
Well, thanks for asking ;) but I'm a darkhaired guy. My eyes are green.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Are you well-toned? Muscular?
Make me purr… says:
My, my, we do have great demands.. :p But I'm quite toned yes. And for muscular, that's something you have to judge for yourself. ;)
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Heey! No tempting, you don't want to meet!
Make me purr… says:
Geehehehe. (6) I know.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Photo?
Make me purr… says:
Do I have to?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Yes. (6)
Make me purr… says:
Oooh.
Make me purr… sends:
IamHot (890 kb)
Accept? Cancel?
Draco immediately clicked the 'Accept' option, dying to find out how his Harry looked nowadays.
"Wow." He licked his lips and couldn't help his cheeks flushing. Harry was surely hot. The photograph was made on a tropical beach, showing Harry in nothing but a minuscule piece of cloth. He was all wet and his body was wonderful cinnamonbrown.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Now I really want to make you purr.
Make me purr… says:
() Rrrrr.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
:p
Make me purr… says:
Now, I demand a photo of you.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
No.
Make me purr… says:
No?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
No.
Make me purr… says:
Why?
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
You can see me as soon as we meet.
Make me purr… says:
That's unfair!
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
I know. (6)
Make me purr… says:
You're just like a Malfoy!
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
A what?
Make me purr… says:
Oops. Nothing.
Draco smiled wickedly from behind his screen. Geez, that Harry was greatly fond of him.
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Honey, I'm sorry, but I have to go.
Make me purr… says:
Ow. :(
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Yeah, I'm sorry. We'll speak soon.
Make me purr… says:
:) (L)
I am your fantasy, admit it! says:
Goodnight! (K)
Make me purr… says:
Bye.
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A/N: won't display the 'at' sign and hotmail emailadresses, that's how I wrote it. (So you have to imagine the 'at' hotmail 'dot' com behind i-am-edible-and-a-blonde, cutemalekitten and my-cane-is-very-large.)