My first fanfic! And it's humor too! Read and review please, I beg of you!
Now on to more important matters-
Few notsies---
Kotori is not dead (DARN!)
Kamui has a house of his own. Yes he does!
Fuuma has a second dark half of himself (Evil Kamui). That is the one that kills and slaughters. He won't be coming out until later chapters so don't go searching for him here. Also, the real Fuuma knows about his destiny to become a dragon of Earth.
I believe that is all.
Okay, here we go!
Disclaimer- I possess nothing of anything.
Chapter 1- Let's watch a video!
" It's raining…"
Kamui gazed out the window sulkily at the terrible weather.
" It's pouring…"
The distant flashes of lightning followed by loud thunder continued on as Kamui rocked back and forth in front of the window glass, eyes drooping slowly and slowly.
" This whole freakin' world is boring…"
Kamui's head dropped lower and lower, eyes partly closed. Another boring day for poor Kamui, all the other seals and angels felt that they should have a day off from battling. After all, I don't think anyone would be able to locate his/her target through those multiple droplets pouring from the sky. So they decided to take a break. That of course bought huge relief to the citizens of Tokyo. But there were also other reasons why the Seals and Angels weren't fighting.
Sorata and Arashi were on vacation together in Hawaii. They felt Tokyo was getting too boring for their dating places.
Yuzuhira and her spirit dog, Inuki were out having ice cream because apparently, they love ice cream.
Karen, of course, couldn't use her fire powers in the rain.
Subaru was scared of thunder.
Seichiro hated rain.
Kusanagi hated rain as well and so did his fellow cats.
Yuuto hated rain too, even though in the manga, he actually uses the element water.
Seishirou despised the rain. In fact, he despised it so much, he felt like going up to someone and give a huge cuddly hug, rather than just kill them right at the spot.
Satsuki was playing video games on her beast.
Nataku was playing "wrap the mummy" with his white cloth around himself.
Kanoe was traveling in her sister's dreams while sleeping in her huge bed, naked of course.
So that is all about the lives of our wonderful X folks. Now on to Kamui.
By the time I was typing away about those wonderful X people, Kamui had fallen sound asleep. He looked quite adorable doing so, but for this story to move on and less " how cute!" from Kamui-fangirls to be heard, I assure to all that he won't be looking cutsie and adorable for long. And all this started by the sound of two musical notes followed by an even worse melodically sound.
DING-DONG"KAMUI!"
" Yes mother, I already washed my boxers…" Kamui replied in a sleepy tone.
"Kamui, open the door! It's me, Kotori!" the voice continued.
" No mother, there is no hag at the door…" Kamui replied again.
" Kamui, are you alive in there!" now a second deeper voice came from the door.
" Okay mother, I'll get the door for you…" Kamui said dreamily, having no clue what he was saying and got up to open the door, still with his eyes closed.
Kamui reached for the door handle and opened it. There at the door stood Kamui's childhood friends, Kotori and Fuuma. They were dripping wet. Even with the umbrella that they were holding didn't seemed to work that much.
" HI KAMUI!" Kotori chanted with a stupid smile plastered on her face.
" About time you opened the door," Fuuma said.
" Sorry, we are not interested in your offer." Kamui responded half asleep.
" Er…" Fuuma stared at him oddly. " Kamui, it's us, Fuuma and Kotori."
" Yah, Kamui! WAKE UP!" Kotori chirped.
" No, I'm not going to help you attach a rocket to an ostrich to make it fly!" Kamui shouted angrily.
" Uh-oh, Kamui's sleep-talking again," Kotori and Fuuma sighed in unison.
After few brief moments when Kamui finally got back to his senses from his sleep, he invited Fuuma and Kotori inside. He felt truly happy, because now he could spend the rest of the afternoon with his lovable friends, with the exception of Kotori whom Kamui did not like in the first place. But for being Fuuma's younger sister and the whole world to him, Kamui had no other choice.
" I'll go get some snacks!" Kamui said joyfully and ran to the kitchen while he let his friends relax on the sofa. When he got back and offered his friends some gummy worms, snicker bars, goldfish, jolly ranchers and other sweet junk foods, he sat down as well and joined his pals. First they talked about stuffs that normal friends would talk about like…school!
" So how's Clamp Academy?" Fuuma asked Kamui.
" It's alright…missed a whole year cuz I was out fighting the other harbingers," Kamui answered.
Er…they talked about other stuffs like…homework!
" I can never do my homework cuz of all this fighting for the safety of Tokyo and the world," Kamui answered.
Okay…then they talked about even other normal teenage stuffs like…
Their powers.
The apocalypse.
Hinoto's warnings and dreams.
The blood!
The deaths.
The losses.
Blood!
The Tokyo barriers.
Blood!
The Seal's power shields.
Blood!
The sakura petals appearing everywhere they walk.
THE BLOOD!
And the list goes on…yup, those kind of talks that appears all the time in teenage conversations.
" I still think that the world should be started anew. I mean just think of how mankind has changed our world into a dustbin," Fuuma said, folding his hands and glaring at Kamui for being against him.
" But Fuuma, if you and the other Angels destroy this world, I won't have my home anymore! You won't have your house anymore! No one will have jobs besides the fact that all the humans will die from your nasty earthquakes!" Kamui glared back.
" But we are doing this for a good cause! Why don't you think about how mankind…"
" Fuuma! Destroying mankind won't make any difference! Besides, you and your teammates are mankind too! Are you gonna destroy yourself as well?" Kamui answered back.
Fuumapaused for a moment, thinkingthat somehow he did have a point there.
" Um…why don't we switch the subject shall we?" interrupted Kotori who was obviously out of place in this talk about deaths and "end of the world" conversation, "We came by because we knew that you were probably bored so we brought this video for us to watch!" she took out a video cassette that printed DANGER on it with violent pictures around it along with the printed words- Rated R+ for unrealistic and psychotic mature mortals.
No…it was just an ordinary video cassette.
" Let's watch it, Kamui, let's watch it!" Kotori chirped again.
" Yeah, that is if you're a psycho or something…" Kamui murmured under his breath.
Fuuma took the video and showed it to Kamui. " I heard it's pretty scary and daring to watch. I heard Yuuto watched it and he couldn't sleep for a month with Kanoe."
" And I heard that after you watch it, you get this knock at the door and a big dude wearing a black overcoat carrying a knife comes inside your house and tries to slice your throat," Kotori explained with a scary look on her face.
" Ahhh…so why are we watching this movie again?" Kamui said.
" It's alright, that's all just made-up story. Besides, Kotori and I thought that a horror film might mix with the surrounding atmosphere. You know, dark and stormy," Fuuma answered, " I'll put it in the VCR and we can cuddle up on the sofa to watch."
" YEAH! I WANNA CUDDLE UP WITH KAMUI!" Kotori screamed delightfully as she held on to Kamui's arm.
" Er…how long is this movie anyway?" Kamui asked as he tried edging away from Kotori's tight grip.
Fuuma tapped the cassette through the VCR slit and turned on the T.V. He then went up to the sofa and sat next to Kotori, who was in the middle still holding on to Kamui.
" Well, from what I heard, it's a pretty good 30 minutes."
" Wait, WHAT! Just 30 minutes…!"
Before Kamui could finish, Fuuma pressed the PLAY button.
The T.V screen came on to life…
End of this chapter. Next chapter coming up! Read and review porfavor!