Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or any of the characters, I wish I did thought.
A/N: Hi people! This is my first fic so don't bash me too hard about it. This is an Envy x Edward story which means yaoi can be expected but I'm not promising anything. Also I don't like Roy much so you can expect me torture him a lot!
Roy: Hay that's not fair!
Envy: It is for me
Ed: Don't I get a say in this?
Both Envy and Roy: NO!
Me: Shut up! Now on with the fic!
Chapter 1: This might not be so bad
"I fucking hate her!" the figurer that stood outside of the door cursed the woman that sent him here. Why she had picked a privet high school instead of a public one was beneath him. It might have had something to do with the last school that he had 'accidentally' burned down, but that was beside the point. The point was that he hater his mother for this punishment. Not only did he have to wake up even earlier then he usually did, he had to wear this tacky uniform which consisted of slacks and a jacket with the school emblem on it. His mother tried to persuade him into wearing shoes, he merely resounded over his dead body, so he wore his usual open toed sandals. A voice from the other side of the door called him in.
"Alright you can come in now." He let out a loud sigh of annoyance and flung the door open. In front of him stood the teacher with a huge smile on his face. Bastard. He walked forward, every step he took he hated this man and the whole class even more. Not really wanting to he stood next to the man, hatred growing.
"Alright class this is Envy-"
"It just Envy." He growled getting the attention of everyone. If there was one thing he hated it would have to be associated with that woman. Nodding the man continued.
"Okay then, this is Envy and he just moved here about a week ago. I'm Mr.Azur, if your confused about anything just ask me. Now dose anyone have a question for him?" the room was silent for awhile. This was a good thing for Envy; he really wasn't in the mood for stupid questions from people he didn't even know.
"Fine if there's none Envy you can have a seat near, oh yes Roy do you have a question?" He looked into the rows of people and to his distress found a kid with jet black hair rising is hand.
"Yeah I do, what kind of a name is Envy anyway?"
"Why don't you ask the bitch who named me." He thought to himself, he didn't even know why that woman gave him that godforsaken name.
"I mean why would someone name there kid after a sin?"
"I can be pretty sinful ya know, at least I have interesting name, Roy."He said the kids name in a mocking tone,Envy could see the guy scowl, but what caught his eye was another kid laughing his head off at the comment, he had long blond hair that was in a braid, he also had very beautiful golden eyes. Roy looked back at his fellow classmate with an irritated look on his face.
"Shut up Edward! It wasn't even that funny!"
"Sure what ever you say….Roy! Hahahaha!" he burst into another laughing fit. Envy was a bit confused, he thought that it was funny too just not THAT funny, but he did find this Edward kid kind of cute.
"That's enough you two. Now Envy you can take a seat next to Edward near the window." Mumbling a couple of cures under his breathe did what he was told. The good thing was he could now daydream and stare out of the window incase the class got boring, which the entire class was.
Lunch time wasn't any better. He had gotten this strange dish called casserole surprise, he just couldn't imagine what in the world the 'surprise' was. Just the smell made him want to vomit, so he pushed his tray to the side and buried his face in his arms, great now he was hungry. Your probable thinking to yourselfwell why didn't he just get something different? That's because there was NOTHING else to eat, everything was just casserole, casserole, and more casserole. But why didn't his mom make his lunch? Two reasons 1.)She wasn't even home most of the time to do the cooking. 2.) And when she was home she couldn't cook wirth shit. Now hold on, why couldn't Envy just make his own lunch? Because it was TOO EARLY IN THE MORNIG, he usually did it a night but just forgot it when he woke up, you could probable guess why.So he was screwed.
"Hay." He looked up to see the hyena from this morning.
"What do you want?" He gave him a cold look, but to his surprise Edward merely smiled and held up a brown paper bag.
"What the hell is that?"
"Real food unlike what they serve here, want some?" Envy stared at the bag for a moment, he was hungry but his pride wouldn't let him show his desperateness. So he settled for a shoulder shrug. Sitting down next to him Ed pulled out a sandwich and offered the bigger half to Envy, it wasn't much just two pieces of bread, meat, cheese, and mayo, but it looked a hell of a lot better then that casserole crap.
"By the way I'm Edward Elric but my friends call me Ed, nice to meet you."
"Whatever."
"So do you have any brothers or sisters?" Ed decided to start a conversation; since he really didn't have anything to talk about he went with the most common of questions. Envy just looked at him then answered
"Yeah, a younger brother."
"What's his name?" Envy hesitated for a moment before answering this question
"….Wrath." Okay so his mother was just plain fucked up, naming her own children after sin, but he could see why she named him that. Wrath was childish and throw tantrums all the time, the worst part was when he wouldwhine aboutwhen his mommy was coming home. Envy hated when he did that, he also hated the fact that he had to lie to his younger brother about when his mother was going to be home. The lie usually held up until then but some time he wounder if his brother could see throught his little act. Edward was silentfor while which almost made Envy get up and leave.
"….Maybe I should change the subject, um well what do you like to do on your free time?" that was simple question and he was sure that I wouldn't cause any more uneasiness between them. Hopefully.
"Why the hell are you even talking to me?" Envy by this time was getting fed up with Edward's interrogation and just wanted to be left alone.
"I'm just trying to be friendly that's all." Well that was a first, most of the people around him would just didn't even acknowledge his existence and he had grown to except that over the years. But now he wasn't quite sure how to handle this…this kid trying to be 'nice' to him.
"Is that because you pity me for some reason?" oh how he hated pity, that was the last thing he needed. Edward started to laugh which startled Envy.
"No, nothing like that at all. I just wanted to talk to you because you made me laugh. Not even my boyfriend can do that."
"Wait did he say boyfriend?" That meant that he was gay or that he called all of his friend's boyfriends and Envy doubted the last option.
"Boyfriend?"
"Oh, uh that doesn't offend you dose it?"
"No, I actually prefer men. Women are much too needy."
"Haha! That's so true!" He scooted closer to him as he stopped laughing. Envy decided to take advantage of this
"You know there's something I just noticed about you." Envy was now extremely close to Edward's face that he could see the blush from on it. Ed just couldn't understand Envy's sudden mood change.
"W-what's that?"
"That your unmistakably and undeniably…..short."
"WHAT!" Edward jumped up and started shouting at the top of his lungs.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE!" Now it was Envy's turn to laugh. He hadn't laughed that much in a long time. Ed finally calmed down he returned to his seat next to Envy.
"What the hell was that for!"
"No reason, but from now on I'm going to call you O'chibi-chan."
"What the hell for!"
"Because it suites you very well that's why." Ed ran his hands through his long golden locks and muttered a number of curses that would make a pirate blush. Envy merely smirked and thought to himself for awhile.
"Maybe this might not be so bad."
A/N: That's all for Chapter 1! Please tell me what you think! Reviews will make me happy! Okay so in the next chapter Envy invites Edward over and all hell brakes lose!
Envy: Really, how interesting
Ed: Something tells me I'm not going to like this