Just a really short Irateshippy-type drabble. For those who don't know, IrateshippingMalikxJounouchi
"You're a dork."
"What? I like this song."
"You're dancing around the bedroom in nothing but jeans singing along to 'Vanilla.'"
"You can't tell me you don't enjoy the view."
"Oh, I am enjoying the view. I just think you're a dork."
A hard frown. "Just for that I'm making you leave when the instrumental starts."
"Um... why?"
"Because," a smile that send all the blood rushing to his groin, "that's the part where I usually fantasize about going down on you, lover-mine."
"I take it back, you're the hottest thing this side of Egypt."
"Nope, you ruined the moment."
"Katsuya...!"
"Okay, you can stay. And maybe if you're good..."
"If I'm good...?"
"Maybe I won't just fantasize."
I told you it was really short. I couldn't help it, I was listening to "Vanilla" on my MP3 player and just got this vivid mental image of Jounouchi dancing around and singing along while Malik watched him with this complete 'wtf' expression.
Inuko and Malikins are a strange pair of muses. At least I'm lucky in that they ahem like each other...