Disclaimer: No, I do not own the Stargate or any of thecharacters.
A/N: just a random story that came about one night. Theplot bunnies made me do it! hehe.
"General Landry! General Landry!" Sgt. Silar burst into the official office in a panic.
"Sergeant! What's this? Suddenly, you do not need an invitation to my office?" the elderly man smirked, "Well, what is it?"
"The wrench! Sir…the wrench is gone!" Silar gasped, clutching the doorknob in horror.
"We have a million wrenches somewhere on the base, what's so special about this one?"
"Well, sir, it's my wrench. My giant wrench," the Sergeant turned white.
"Well, if it's your giant wrench, why didn't you just say so," General Landry sighed sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"No, sir, you don't understand. It's used for all the important jobs around here….I need it back!"
"Walter!" the General barked to his psychic assistant.
"Yes, sir!" the man in glasses appeared from seemingly thin air. "Come on, Silar, let's get you down to the infirmary. Sorry, sir," he added to General Landry.
From all the way down the hall, Landry could hear the howling, "No! Somebody stole it! I know it!"
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Jack, Sam, and Daniel stood in front of numerous screens. In each one came a different view of the SGC.
"So, Carter, is this it?" Jack asked of a large, odd-shaped package. With an uncharacteristically evil smile, Sam answered,
"Yes, sir, that's it."
"How long until we give the poor man a break?" asked Daniel.
Jack just gave a mysterious smile.
A/N: just my little story.Review please- flames accepted this time.