Author's Notes: And now...I must...use this blank document...to...make fun of Get Backers...characters...hehehehe..

FLICK!

MakubeX: Damn you...all...for leaving me...in Mugenjou...damn you, Ginji...now...I must...hack into Babylon City...DAMN YOU ALL FOR LEAVING ME...

Juubei: An interview? Why would I want to take anything like that because- I TRIED TO HURT MY PRECIOUS ONE! OH, THE SHAME! I MUST BANG MY HEAD AGAINST THIS BRICK WALL TO ATONE FOR MY SINS! (Dobby: Finally, someone who understands me!)

Akabane:...oh...your skin is so lovely...allow me to cut in into tiny slivers...vssssshhh!

Fudou: ...Midou...my desire throbs...Midou...my desire throbs...look at me Midou...my desire throbs...Midou... (He's really like this, huh? ;;;;)

And now the interview!

Who do you hate the most?

MakubeX:...I hate everyone...because...they...left me here...starts typing on the computer

Juubei: Anyone who tries to hurt my precious one! O.o...

Akabane:...anyone who gets in the way of my fun...

Fudou: ...Midou...my desire throbs...Midou...my desire throbs...look at me Midou...my desire throbs...Midou...

What is your favorite weapon?

MakubeX:...my...computer...cuz' it's...super cool...

Juubei: ...needles...-.-

Akabane: Want to find out? smirks

Fudou: ...I like...the shiny metal toothpicks...in my...arm...Midou...O.O

Would you give your life to protect someone?

MakubeX:...yes...my...super cool...computer...

Juubei:YES! IWILLPROTECTHIMEVENIFITCOSTSMYLIFEBECAUSEITRIEDTOHURTHIMNOWIAMFACINGDIVINERETRIBUTIONBECAUSEOFMYSINSSO,YES!

Akabane: If that person allowed me to chop them up afterwards...

Fudou: ...where is... Midou...I don't... care about this... crap...Midouuu...

Um, if you are evil, do you have a reason to be evil?

MakubeX: ...yes...because...they...left me...here...I will kill them all...with my...wire dolls...Ohhh, my precious Lensssss...

Juubei: I AM EVIL BECASE I TRIED TO HURT MY PRECIOUS ONE! THE SHAME! I MUST IRON MY HANDS TO THESE NEEDLES TO ATONE FOR MY SINS!

Akabane: ...evil? Well...I wouldn't go that far...I'm actually a pretty nice guy- what's that you say? A transportation job? Don't interrupt my interview...kills

Fudou: ...it's all...Midou's...fault...I will...kill him...with my...toothpicks...in my...shiny arm...that I got from...Edward Elric...

Almost done...if you were stuck on a deserted island with only animals and plants, what would you bring?

MakubeX: ...my...computer...and turn...the animals into...wire dolls...yessss...

Juubei: I WOULD BRING MY PRECIOUS ONE! (Isn't it obvious?)

Akabane: I wouldn't need anything...I have all the things I need...to...kill...with my knives...that come out of... no where...

Fudou: Midou...so I could...kill him...then bring him back to life...then kill him...again...

Finally, what is the name of the one you hold dear?

MakubeX: ...Dell...and...Apple...

Juubei: ...-blush-

Akabane: ...knife...

Fudou: ...Midou...my desire throbs...Midou...my desire throbs...look at me Midou...my desire throbs...Midou...


Tsuzuku (To be continued..)

Next on FLICK: Kazu-chan, Natsuhiko/Yukihiko, Kite, Hera and the annoying school girl, Riko!

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