Written in about five minutes. Borrowed liberally from Clement C. Moore's "'Twas the Night Before Christmas". Had to put in an R/Hr jab in there, cause Ron/Hermione makes my soul cry.

Twas the Night Before Harry Potter and all through the 'net

All the fangirls were stirring placing their final bets.

The Ship Wars were flinging insults without care

In the hopes that their ship would soon be there.

The fangirls were nestled with laptops in bed

While visions of Daniel Radcliffe danced naked in their head.

Their moms then yelled for the third time that night

"I'll take you in the morning, now turn off the light!"

And then on the forums there arose such a clatter

I clicked on the link to see what was the matter.

Opening the window, I then closed it with a flash

It did not make sense, it my mind did it clash!

It said Ron and Hermione will make out in the snow

Going along with a gazillion clichés that I know

Then what to my wandering eyes should appear?

A hint that made all the others disappear!

It spoke not a word of spoilers and such

Instead of a hint that pleased me so much

And with the knowledge of this I had to whistle

And away the info flew like the down of a thistle.

But I saw another message on the forums of the site

"Happy reading to all, and to all a good night"