Artemis Fenir: Hey! New story!

Demeter Fenir: Yeah, our muses left us on Love is a Battlefield, so we started a new story while we chase our muses down.

Artemis: I got the idea for this story from some other writer. Can't remember name or site I read the story, but it was a good story so I twisted the plot a bit to make the story my own...with a little help from Demi! Anyway, if you like this story, go and check out my other story and see if you can come up with anything to bring back our muses!

: watches muses fly by:

Demeter: GET THEM::both girls chase after them:

Artemis: By the way huff we don't own Gundam Wing or any of the sexy G-boys...Wish I did though huff

"I guess you know why I'm here, Trowa." The God of War sighed, plopping himself on a random piece of furniture in the domain of his friend. The God of Time just rolled his eyes, his lips giving way to a smile.

War just shot him a glare, icy cobalt eyes glowing, his battle armor gleaming just as bright. His chocolate locks shadowed his eyes a bit, saving Time from a full deadly glare.

"Don't even fucking say it..."

"Say what? That Relena's chasing you again?"Trowa pulled down the hood of his green, mage like robe, revealing cinnamon colored hair, one long bang covering half of his face and one of his emerald eyes. He looked at his friend's deadly glare with an amused one. He received a growl as an answer to his question. "Sorry, Heero, but Peace is just chasing after War. It's tradition."

Heero growled again. "Yes, but, I'm with Duo! When will she come to terms with that!"

Trowa nodded. "War and Death go hand in hand. You two do make a cute couple." He got another glare for using the word 'cute' when describing the God of War and the God of Death.

"INJUSTICE! THE INJUSTICE OF IT ALL!" At that moment, the God of Justice came bursting in. He wore a traditional Chinese outfit, white shirt with golden buttons, a white cape with gold trim, white pants and golden slippers. As the two other gods watched the screaming one, they discovered why he was screaming like his life depended on it. It did. Attached to his ankle was the most "feared" goddess of all, Peace.

"I want to see Heero! Take me to Heero!" She was crying her blue eyes out, damping her blond hair and her pink dress she always wore. She wasn't unattractive, it was just all that whining about Heero, the one god she would never have. She never would shut up.

She spotted Heero. "Heero! There you are! I missed you so much!" Heero's eye twitch at the sound of her voice, it worse than nails on a chalkboard. The God of War, the one god who was supposed to fear nothing, looked at the pink intruder as if he was a five year old have a repeating nightmare. Relena was the one thing, one person, he feared. He was powerless against her, yet he knew someone who wasn't...

"HEERO! WHERE ARE YOU! ARE YOU HIDING FROM THAT BITCH AGAIN!" Death came in, cheerful as ever, rushing past a screaming Justice and a whining Peace to War's side. His long, chestnut braided hair, violet eyes, and a frame too small to fill out his black robes made him seem too innocent to be Death. "Heero...I missed you so much." Duo nuzzled his victim's side.

War smiled down at his petite lover. " Duo, I thought I told you to stay home and not to come here to cause trouble."

" But I'm not here to cause trouble! I'm here to save you from that bitch, Relena! 'Sides," Death smiled wickedly, "the bed got cold and I need you to warm it back up for me."

"Gladly. Anything for my Duo koi." Heero bent down to kiss his God of Death when Peace spoke up, stopping them in mid-air.

"Heero darling! What are you doing! I know you're not going to...kiss... this, this filth! Please tell me I'm right!"

Justice, after all this time of swinging his leg around, finally managed to kick her off. "Be gone, woman! No one wants you here to listen to you whine and snivel!"

Trowa spoke up, regaining his voice after the intrusions of his domain. "Yes, Relena, he is right. This is my domain. You can not stay here if I do not will it. I shall ask nicely only once. Failure to comply will have... consequences. Please leave."

Relena opened her mouth to argue, but decided against it. She bowed slightly in respect, giving Duo a sneer and Heero lust filled eyes before leaving.

There was a few moments of silence before Duo spoke. "Man, she's a bitch, isn't she , Wuffers?"

A large vein in Justice's forehead throbbed. "MY NAME IS NOT WUFFERS!" He grabbed Duo's throat and began to strangle the laughing god. "JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!"

"Wufei, calm down! Let him go. We all know you had a traumatic experience, but that gives you no right to kill the God of Death, our friend, may I remind you!" Time pried his hands away from the other on the end of the strangle.

Heero grabbed Duo protectively and cradled him like a small child. "Are you okay, Duo?" He buried his face in his love's hair.

"Aw, of course I am, Heero. I am, after all, the God of Death!" Duo gave Heero the peace sign. "I'm the one and only and you can't get rid of me so easily!"

Heero laughed at Duo's antics. He stood up and carried the boy bridal style, walking to the exit. "Oh, Trowa," Heero looked over his shoulder, "Come over to our domain when you get the chance."

Trowa coked an eyebrow."Why?"

"I heard you were bored. I've got something for you to do." With that, the couple laeft a confused God of Time and an annoyed God of Justice.