Sora the Explorer

A/N:The Italics means that someone(or thing )is thinking.

Disclaimer:I can't think of a way to state that I don't own Dora the Explorer,KH,or Tales of Symphonia...oh will you look at that,I'm out of space...

hurkydoesntknow-I'll try that,if it ever gets to the real plot.

kikofreako,chp.2-thanks,and you're right!I hope this doesn't turn into a sane fic..

Miharu-Sama-HEY! I KNOW YOU! YOU'RE THAT ONE CRAZY GIRL!

annatheitako-That's really cool!You like Shaman King?Thanks!

kikofreako,chp.3-Wh00T!It's okay to make fun of Zelos,cause he's stupid!

umichi,chp.1-I'm working on a picture now..I'll put it on deviantart when it's done.

umichi,chp.2-don't say that;cause i'm not any different!

umichi,chp.3-ok,next omake theater!

Rinnian-Chocolate pocky rocks!

Ciaraxj9angel-heh heh,thx:)

ZestyCruton-sankews!

In the last chapter...

"Are we ever going to get back to Sora and Kairi in this chapter?"

"Probaly not,this is getting fun!"

"Okay..."

"Well, I'm getting writer's block,so it's time for..."

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Riku:(reading off an index card)In the same field we were in last chapter...

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"...So why haven't we moved yet!"cried Sora."Someone tell meee!"he whined.

"So uh,anyone remember how we met Rin?"Kairi asked,ignoring Sora.(A/N:Gasp0rz OMG!)Riku's face lit up in an insane-ish way."Oh,I do,I doo!"he squealed.He then hugged Rin,who then produced a "WTF?".

oooFlashbackooo

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a few months before the begining of the story,on Destiny Islands

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Riku had,somehow made it out of Kingdom Hearts,so his first order of business was to return to his uke Sor-I mean,Destiny Islands.But,as he was on the path to Sora's house,(A/N:I wonder why?)he was attacked..by fangirls.

"Who are you?" he yelled.

"We're your biggest fans!" yelled the group.

He ran , trying to escape the fangirls of death, but they caught up to him,which is funny,seeing as how he's a good runner.

They started ripping off his belts.

"I got a belt!"

Then they tore off his shirt.

"Eeee! I have his shirt!"

Then his pants.

"Yay! I got his pants!"

Then his undergarments.

"Oh my god! His boxers...I have them!"

Since this is starting to sound...er...suggestive, I'll skip this part.Well,all that was left was his Soul Eater.

A young girl walked by after the fangirls left him on the boardwalk-thing without clothes. She looked at him.

"Fangirls?" She asked,holding back a nosebleed.

"Yes." he replied.

"Here, I'll teach you."

"Who are you,anyway?"Riku asked,getting up.

"My name's Rin,"she replied."I'm a heartless!"the nosebleed came on.

Riku grabed Soul Eater for defense."You don't look like a heartless.."

Rin glared."Well, if you must know,a true heartless can eventually gain a human form,and speak the human language.Although,some things still stay."she pointed to her head,where she had antennae instead of ears and her hands were claws instead of,well,hands."Now then,stfu so you can learn."

"Okay, Riku. A fangirl is an insatiable being. She will kill just to get at your pants." said Rin,

"Now, when you say 'at your pants', what do you mean?" he asked,still naked.

"It can mean 2 things. The fangirl wants both."

"Er..."

"Yea-"Rin never finished her sentence,because then,she passed out from blood loss.

oooEND CHAPTERooo

Heh,cliffhanger,but,uh,sorry for the absence,and I'll get chp.5 up ASAP!

REVIEW! (smiles cutely) Pwwweazzze!

Do it for...Squal-I mean Leon!...(holds up plushie)

next chapter:Tales of Symphonia cameos !

Flames are accepted,but they shall be used to roast marsmellows and hearts for my little friends...

Once again,I kid you.