FOR THE FIC: I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST. HIROMU ARAKAWA AND FUNimation DO.

This fic was inspired by a single lyric in a single song. The song: "Sugar, We're Going Down", by Fall Out Boy. Therefore, I do not own my inspiration, should it come up in this fic.

Loaded god complex, cock it and pull it!

..If my inspiration seems weird to you…I dunno. I find inspiration in the weirdest places…

I really hope that I can make this multi-chapter…But I do have 4 other fics I haven't looked at in…Heh. Heh…

"What the—" Edward started, but he was soon silenced by his own shock. Alphonse was rendered to the same state.

Ed shook his head and stared at the atrocity before them. "Man…Central, prepare for Winry!"

"ED!" The blonde mechanic turned around and attempted to lift her four large suitcases, presumably full of metal parts. The Elric brothers looked at each other and walked over to their friend to help.

"Winry, did you remember to pack clothes?" Al asked her, staring in amazement at her load. Winry grimaced.

"That's what I forgot!" Ed's jaw dropped and Al looked as surprised as armor can. Winry collapsed into laughter.

"Gosh, guys! How dumb do you think I am!" Ed opened his mouth before being silenced yet again by Winry's chatter.

Central with Winry…I honestly don't think I've ever had to deal with anything more frightening!

I no like it.

Review if ya want. I don't even think I'll get any though…