Misao: Arigato reviewers! Though, I'm sorry to say you all will probably be disappointed with this... Hell, I can't even call this a chapter.

Oh! By the way, for anyone who gives a damn, I have a Website/Forum dedicated to the yami's, and any and all yami pairings. (Yami x Bakura, Marik x Bakura, Yami x Marik, Yami x Bakura x Marik) The Link is in my profile if you want to join.

Pairings: Yami x Bakura x Marik (Yamishipping), and Malik x Yuugi x Ryou (Hikarishipping)

Disclaimer: Well since it's says "Disclaimer" I obviously don't claim to own it. I also don't own some of the quotes used!

Warnings: We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...and Random Insanity

Conspiracy Theory

Chapter 5

"And then there were none!" Bakura exclaimed proudly as he kicked the body of a police into a bathroom. The now unconscious -or more likely dead - policemen had saw Yami's Millennium Puzzle, since he couldn't hide it like Marik and Bakura could, and he had been about to snitch on them. They couldn't have that happen, now could they?

"...Do you really think we should be shoving bodies into bathrooms? I mean, if I were to walk in on a dead body when I was about to take a piss, I don't think I'd make it to the stall..." Yami commented.

"That makes it all the more amusing." Marik snickered, pulling his hat down a bit since his hair, even pinned down, pushed it up.

Yami sighed exasperatingly, "You would think that..." He muttered, "So how do you suppose we get out of here? Even with the costumes, we're bound to be recognized."

"Your not a very positive thinker are you, Pharaoh?" Bakura asked, then rolled his eyes when he got a glare in return, "I lived on the streets my entire life, not only that, I became a famous Tomb Robber, don't you think I know what I'm doing?"

Yami gave him a bored look, "No."

Bakura glared and grabbed Marik the arm, pulling him down the hallway he knew led to the Cafeteria, "Fine then, you can get out of here yourself."

Yami's eyes widened and he ran after them, "I was just being my bitchy self! I wasn't serious!" Bakura stopped abruptly, causing Marik to run into him, and Yami to run into Marik.

Marik growled, "Bakura! That is the second time you've done that dammit!"

"Shh!" Bakura hushed them, then slowly peeked around the corner, into the cafeteria. It was empty. And quiet...too quiet. The thief narrowed his eyes in suspicion, but motioned for the other two to follow him anyways.

No sooner had they stepped into the cafeteria, they heard someone yell "Lunch Break", and a whole stampede of policemen and military men came swarming in. Luckily, there were so many of them, that the yami's blended in perfectly.

"I'm sure there's still a bunch on guard, so we should sneak out the back of the cafeteria." Bakura whispered, turning around only to find Yami standing there, "Where's Marik?"

Yami blinked, then looked around, spotting Marik in line conversing with one of the military guys, "Umm... he's over there." He told the white haired yami, pointing in the direction of the blonde.

Bakura turned around, and his eyes widened at the side of Marik, with his arm around the other dude, laughing his ass off, "What's that idiot DOING?" He screeched, storming off in the blonds direction, leaving Yami to follow after him.

"MA-!" He started yelling, but stopped himself when he realized that everyone in here most likely knew their names, "-Rik!"

One of the policemen looked up from his eating his school fries and narrowed his eyes at Bakura, "Did you just say Marik?"

Bakura shifted nervously, "Umm... no...I said...Rik...yes, that's it. Rik."

The policemen laughed and shoved some more fried into his mouth, "Oh! Ok, don't mind me, I've become a little paranoid after finding my friend unconscious in the bathroom... those... what are they called? Yami's? Yeah, those yami's are sneaky ones, they are."

Bakura forced himself to laugh, "Yup, they sure are, but you know, I thought I heard someone say they spotted them at the front gate." he said seriously, smirking on the inside at how stupid these people were.

"You serious?"

Bakura nodded, "Yeah, I came in here to... get backup! We better hurry before they get away!"

The policemen jumped up and nodded, "I'll alert the other!" With that, he ran towards the front door, yelling that they had been spotted, and a bunch of the other policemen, along with military guys, got up and went after him, the other just shrugged and went back to eating their lunch, muttering about being off-duty.

Bakura then stalked towards Marik, and grabbed him by his ear, dragging him through the crowd and towards the back door, Yami in tow, "What the HELL do you think you were doing Ma- I mean Rik?" He seethed.

"Ow-Ow! OW! Let go Ba-" Before he could finish his sentence, Yami put his hand over his mouth, silencing him.

"Shh! We can't let then know our names dumb ass!" Yami whispered harshly.

Once they reached the back door, Bakura stopped and released Marik, "Ok, here's the plan, we go out there, find a back exit, and run like bats out of hell!" Bakura explained.

"What a plan!" Yami yelled out in fake enthusiasm, "You know Bakura, you really should be in the military! because that plan is just- I can't even put it into words!" He said sarcastically.

"Up yours Pharaoh, I don't see you coming up with any master plan. Besides, I'm the Tomb Robber here! Not you! You sat on your ass all day!" Yami was about to reply, but Bakura but him off, "We'll finish this later, let's go."

They all sighed in relief when they made it outside, and no one was in sight.

Misao: Holy shit I'm so ashamed of this sorry excuse for a chapter!2 Pages. 2 freaking pages! What the hell is that shit? I swore I'd never put up a chapter that short! But... I promised I'd update... and this is all I have so far. I feel so bad... I promise the next chapter will be twice as long as all the others! I've been so freaking busy lately, and I really wanted to get this chapter out of the way so I could get working on LTTT. 'Sigh' But... the good news is that the next chapter of "Ana Bahebek" will be up soon! And no, it's not 2 pages long...