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Seamus entered the 6th year Gryffindor dormitory after having been in the Common Room doing something stereotypical, like telling jokes that weren't funny and running into things.

Dean, who had been stereotypically sketching in the haven of his four-poster bed, looked up with mild interest as Seamus ambled into the room.

"Hey Dean..." said Seamus, bouncing over and sitting on the foot of his friend's bed. "Do you ever find it interesting that in all of these fictions, you're the stereotypical tall, dark, and handsome artist and I'm the stereotypical short, witty, and devestatingly handsome one, and we're in the same year, in the same house and we're both gay?"

"Well, I hadn't," said Dean, dropping his drawing and reaching for Seamus, "But when you put it that way..."