Rufus had a problem. A very large, very annoying, problem. Mary sues' were right outside Shinra tower. He had sent the guards after them, figuring that they could deal with a couple of anorexia girls. He was sadly mistaken though when only one of the guards, out of all the twenty, came back. The worst part was that even that one guard needed desperate medical attention. What he had learned from the guard, before he was sent off to the medical ward, was that most these girls had powers that could rival Sephiroth himself. Of course, that led to only one solution…and that solution was sitting across from him.

"Let me get this straight," Sephrioth drawled, "you want me to go out there and slaughter all those girls because they wont leave the premises?"

Rufus nodded. "As much as I hate to get your help Sephiroth, there seems to be no other option. I would ask Cloud and his little friends, but it seems that they've already cornered them and canon raped them. They're of no use to me as they are."

Sephiroth chuckled at the thought of Cloud and his friends being cornered by fan girls.

"So, will you help?"

"Whats in it for me?"

"Well, for one thing, you wont be turned into a sissy boy who fawns over girls."

"True. Fine, I'll help."

"Great," Rufus said, leaning back in his chair as Sephiroth got up to leave.

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As Sephiroth approached the double doors, his masamune at his side, the girls outside saw him and squealed in delight. He was just as yummy as Rufus! And they were might pleased when he opened the door and stepped out amongst them.

"Sephy! WE LUV YOU!"

His eye twitched in irritation at the nickname. How dare they call him that!

Suddenly girls were clinging to him, their C cup breasts practicly popping out of their shirts as they rubbed up against him, trying, very unsuccessfully, to seduce him.

"You wont be needing this," he heard one say as he felt a tiny hand grasp his masamune. Time to kill, he thought.

He lashed out in front of him, cutting the fan girls bodies in half. Screams erupted as half the girls became enraged, while the other half broke down crying and screaming.

"He dosent love me! And after all we've been though together! This cant be!" Of course, said girls promptly stabbed themselves in the heart for they could not bare to live any longer if they're one true love didn't love them back. Every girl who hadn't died of heartbreak started to attack like there was no tomorrow. And for them, that was about to become very true.

Sephiroth sliced through them all, regardless of their super special powers. It was almost like a holy dance to any onlooker. Soon the ground was littered with bodies, and only one girl remained. She was a pesky one. Every time he slashed a limb off of her, she would regenerate it in an instant. Now she was smirking cockily at him.

"I see the "great" Sephiroth has finally met his match!"

"We shall see," he said. His mind quickly thought of a way to kill her. He cast ultima and every fiber of her was destroyed, leaving no part alive so that she could regenerate. He smirked and licked the blood off his masamune, before sheathing it.

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Some distance away, a dazed Cloud shook his to clear it. He looked around and found his team mates doing the same. What had happened? He shrugged. Now wasn't the time to wonder, the planet was at stake! They had to continue their journey!

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Meh, I was bored. Bashing Mary sues seemed like a good way to cure my boredom. Read and Review please.

Also, I don't own Final Fantasy 7, or those Mary sues. Final Fantasy 7 belongs to Square, and those Mary sues belong to every fan brat/mislead author out there.