By animeninjaNIPPON
Dib knocked on Zim's "Men's Room" door. Gir answered it. "Yeeees?"
"Is your master home?" Dib inquired.
"Maaaaaybe?"
"'Cuz I need to talk to him."
"Whyyyy?"
"'Cuz I do."
"Okie-dokie!" Gir stepped aside and let Dib get through.
Zim entered the living room. "What do YOU want?"
"I just wanted to let you know that I didn't have a crush on that Kat girl. I thought she was Tak and that she was here to exact revenge on you." Dib walked over to the couch and sat down.
"Tak is dead."
"Actually, she's at my house right now. She seems to have an interest in my sister."
"Is that SO?" Zim stroked his chin and narrowed his eyes in contemplation.
"It's a long story." Dib stood up. "But that's not the point. I just wanted to let you know – it's you I love, not Kat."
"Really?"
"Uh-huh." Dib walked over to Zim, hoping to finish what he started a few days ago. Unfortunately, Gir intervened once again.
"OOOO, somebody's in luuuv," he cooed, looking up at Dib with a mischievous grin. This time, Dib was ready – he reached into his trench coat pocket and took out a rubber piggy topped with a blue Christmas bow. Gir squealed with absolute delight as he took the piggy and ran away.
Dib took advantage of the robot's distraction to grab Zim in a comfortably suffocating embrace and kiss him for all he was worth (and apparently to Dib, that was a lot).
Meanwhile, back on Irk, the Tallest were enjoying some well-deserved (in their opinion) snacks and discussing the screw-ups of various Invaders.
"Whatever happened to Tak?" Red asked.
"Who knows? Maybe she married Zim," Purple suggested.
"No, I think her ship blew up," Red argued.
"What about the snacks?"
"She never promised us snacks this time."
"Hey, that's right… Whatever happened to Skoodge?"
"We shot him out of the air lock and replaced him with a more competent Invader."
"Oh yeah. Whatever happened to…"
By the time their conversation ended, Zim and Dib (back on Earth, millions of light-years away) had already begun to watch "Mysterious Mysteries," with Gir occasionally blocking the TV. Gaz and Tak were still playing video games. And somewhere out there, Kat was getting some much-needed shock therapy.
End of part seven
End of story
Yup. That's it. I don't think I could make another sequel out of this, and if I did, it would probably be mostly GATR. Well, thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed this! And if you haven't already, read Marry Me, Earthmonkey!
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