WARNING: Sesshomaru will be OOC in some of these chapters! Most likely all of them! He will be tortured by funniness as well in my sick type of humor. Beware! Thank you.
Sesshomaru's Series of Unfortunate Events
Question
Rin sighed to herself as she picked another flower. She blinked as whispered voices reached her ears and she turned around, walking through the forest, hoping to find whomever the talkers were. She stopped behind a large boulder, peeking in on two women bathing in a hotspring. Rin was about to hide away, knowing it was rude to peek in, but a question caught her interest.
"Oh Hannah-chan, how is the baby doing?" One of the women asked. The other smiled and looked over to her friend.
"Oh he's fine. Kyouru, do you think that Misomaru will actually take care of this one?" She wondered aloud. The first woman shrugged while the other sighed.
Rin blinked. Baby? Wasn't Sesshomaru-sama pregnant as well? But it had been so long since that incident...maybe the baby was fat? She shrugged and continued listening in.
"I just want a mate that will take care of his children and wife...is that too much to ask?" Hannah whined. Kyouru sighed at her friend. Too bad...
Rin blinked. Mate? What was that? She pondered on it for a moment before deciding to just ask Sesshomaru-sama. She turned around, flowers in hand as she skipped along the invisible path, back to her campsite with the others. Rin sat down across from the sleeping Jaken as she waited for Sesshomaru to return to them.
Sesshomaru sighed to himself as he watched the camp come into view. As always, Jaken wasn't watching Rin, and she had a bouquet of flowers...unfortunately. His last runin with flowers had made him fear the damn things like the plague. He narrowed his eyes and walked up to them, noting the excited look in Rin's eyes upon his approach. That couldn't possibly be good...
"Sesshomaru-sama! You have returned at last!" Rin exclaimed as she leapt up, abandoning the flowers for his sake, not really interested in the "flower incident" rehappening. Sesshomaru, knowing she would come to him no matter what distance he was from the camp, simply sat down next to a tree and waited for her to come to him.
Once Rin caught up, she beamed down at him. "Sesshomaru-sama, Rin has something to ask you!"
Sesshomaru paled. Oh yeah...this was definitely not going to be good...
"Sesshomaru-sama, where do babies come from?" Rin asked, quirking her head in curiosity. Sesshomaru's eyes widened. No...not now...any question but that one!
"...they...come from mother's, Rin." Sesshomaru quickly answered. Rin blinked.
"...but how do the mother's get the babies in there?"
"...they...need assistance...from a male."
"But how does the male help the mommy get it inside her?"
"Uhh...Rin, why do you wish to know this?"
"Because Rin wants to have a baby!" At this, she grinned. Sesshomaru's eyes widened slightly. Already? But she was only seven!
"...Rin, you cannot have a child."
"Huh? But...why Sesshomaru-sama?"
"You are far too young."
"Then when Rin is older?"
"..."
"Sesshomaru-sama?"
"...perhaps..."
Rin grinned as she made him allow it. "...but...you never answered Rin's previous question, milord..."
Sesshomaru growled slightly. That was because he was hoping you'd forget it, kid...
"The male...inserts something...and...they do the Happy Dance." Sesshomaru blinked, wondering where on Earth that had just come from.
"The Happy Dance?" Rin blinked in question. They did a Happy Dance? Rin wanted to do a Happy Dance!
"Yes, a Happy Dance." Sesshomaru sighed in relief, believing this to be the last of her questions. When she did not respond for a while, he closed his eyes and leaned against the bark of the trunk, sighing to himself. At least that was over with...
"What's a mate?"
Sesshomaru growled. "No! I will not answer anymore que-- Wait, wha?" Sesshomaru looked at Rin with a slightly shocked expression. Where had she learned that? Mate was a demon term...the baby thing he could understand, but...
"What's a mate, milord?"
"...someone...that...you agree to spend the rest of your life with, Rin..." Sesshomaru stated. Somehow...he knew this would backfire on him.
"Then Rin is Sesshomaru-sama's mate?"
Rin blinked as Sesshomaru's nose started bleeding and he began choking, falling to the side as he slowly began crawling away from her, his newly grown eyebrows twitching like mad. Rin stared. Was the baby acting up?
"Sesshomaru-sama! You're giving birth, aren't you?"
"Yes Rin! I'm giving birth! Now...now...go to a village and get help!" Sesshomaru shrieked, coming up with a plan. Rin nodded and immediately turned around, running in the direction of the females, wondering if there was a village nearby.
After that, Sesshomaru ran like Hell was at his heels.
OMG, I do not want to hear ANY complaints about this chapter! Do you have any idea how many tragics I've been writing? Tragics No more funny idea's! ...I apologize if this isn't to your liking, but I AM SO TIRED! IT IS 5 IN THE MORNING AND-- -falls asleep-
Symphony of Dreams signing off