Chapter 12 (final chapter)

Final Battle Part II

"Oompa Loompa, you're here! You saved me!" exclaimed Sora as he recognized his rescuer. "But what are you doing here?" For one reason or another he seemed to completely forget that he was in the middle of a battle with a killer soda machine…

"No problemo! People declared me crazy when I started working on a teleportation device that could transport people from the inside of someplace to the outside so I decided that I was gonna lay low for awhile, and that's when I found you."

"Isn't that what doors are f--?" He was cut off as a 7Up can slammed into his rib cage. "Ow!" In the next instant cans were raining in on them, and it sent the duo to the sandy ground. Within two minutes they were buried under a mountain of cans and lost to sight.

"Sooooooraaaaa!" yelled Riku and Kairi from the truck in voices that morphed into slow motion and sounded full of agony.

A diabolical, deep, and booming laugh rang out from the 7Up machine, "Mwahahahahahahahaha!" Everyone and everything else on the beach gave it peculiar glances.

"That…wasn't supposed to happen…" uttered one of the Furbies.

"World dominaaaaaaaaation!" yelled the machine. It went on a rampage and began shooting cans all around.

"EEP!" exclaimed frantic Furbies as they dived to avoid the projectiles that were being launched.

"Peach's got it! Peach's got it!" shouted the machine. That voice made the Furbies hesitate in their antics from bafflement and surprise. In that tiny course of time the crazy machine knocked them out flat by hitting them point-blank.

Sora dizzily dug his way out of the pop cans he was buried under and glanced around to gather his bearings. He had numerous bruises all over his body and a small gash was on his forehead. The 7Up machine was facing away from him and clinging to its back was none other than Princess Peach.

"How did I miss that?" He painfully pulled himself free and ran as quietly as he could to sneak up on the machine. Peach swung her hair in the breeze, like they do on the Herbal Essence commercials, and that's when she caught a glimpse of Sora. She grinned maliciously and proceeded to bang on the metal of the machine to get its attention.

"Oh crap…!" Sora made a leap to try and grab onto the back and join Peach just as the machine whirled around. He ended up soaring like a flying pop can past it and winded up with his head buried in the coarse sand. "YUCK!" he hollered as he spit the gritty substance out of his mouth. It rained off of his chocolate brown hair and over his eyes, obscuring his vision. The 7Up machine lunged forward and would've crushed Sora, had he not dizzily stepped to the side. When his vision cleared, Sora once more pulled out his keyblade and dived for the machine. He hit his target and suddenly 7Up cans were everywhere as the machine instantaneously blew up.

"Now that was pretty cool!" exclaimed Sora. Peach sat on the ground with tears flowing from her aqua colored eyes.

"You Stupid Head! You blew up my toy!"

Sora chose to ignore her and headed over to the pile of cans, from which he retrieved Oompa Loompa. He then loped over to the truck and freed Riku and Kairi from their bonds.

From out of no where the singing ladies from "Hercules" appeared and broke out into song, "Who beat the 7Up machine? Sora Something! Who's daring acts make a great theater? Sora Something! Is he bold? No one's braver! Is he sweet? My favorite flavor! Sora Something! Zero to Hero! He's a hot one! Sora's a heeeeeeeeeeeerooooooo! Y-!"

"Okay, okay we get the message!" shouted Riku. The ladies sheepishly stared down at the ground, and backed off to go to the area they had come from.

Static appeared on the television, and then the camera switched over to Sandy Shore standing with Sora, Kairi, Riku, the Oompa Loompa, and Peach. Behind her, Furbies were still recovering from the blows they had received and walked around like the living dead while moans of anguish sounded out from their beaks, as they began to regroup.

"Let's never do that again…" mumbled a hot pink one.

"There ya have it folks! Here with me I have Riku, Sora, Kairi, Oompa Loompa, and Peach. So Sora, how does it feel to know that you could've just demolished that thing with your keyblade in the first place?"

Crickets sounded in the background, and tumbleweed rolled across the beach.

Sora cleared his throat and spoke, "Hmm…uh…well…"

Sandy sighed, "Never mind. Th—"

"Yay Pepto Bismol!" exclaimed Peach, seeming to have forgotten about her "toy" getting blown up. She ambled off aimlessly and picked up a can as she headed off to who knows where.

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight… Now as I was saying I guess that's it for tonight's top story. In fact that's pretty much it for this news station. Me and the guys have decided to take up a new career in the exciting field of…err…I guess it would be water technically… Anyway I call it swimming with sharks. So if you plan on joining us next time, there really won't be a next time. Good bye Destiny Islands!"

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da marshmallow: Welpers, that wraps this story up! I hope y'all enjoyed it and if you have any questions or what not, I plan on doing review replies to your reviews for this chapter. I would keep going but I just feel that I can't really work with this fic very much anymore…so that's my reason for ending it.
Sorry for the shortness and what I thought was not really the greatest chapter…
Remember: I plan on making a sequel. In fact, I've already gotten the prologue written and I was told that it wasn't just good but very good so hopefully I'll actually get a bunch written so I can have it up sometime this summer. If I get it posted on fanfiction then it WILL be on my profile—da marshmallow.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Oompa Loompas, Herbal Essence, 7Up, "Hercules," Furbies, Pepto Bismol, Princess Peach, uh… I guess and anything else that I forgot to mention that I OBVIOUSLY don't own.