This is the Majorly Edited( M.E.) version of the story I Find You Attractive. Hopefully it will actually be good after this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, but I do own Ozell, who will be introduced later in the story.

Chapter one: The Idea

The night began as normally as it could for Seras Victoria, agent of the Hellsing Organization. Reports of vampires had reached Hellsing, most likely artificial mosquitos looking for a meal, and she and her team, which always had different members, were sent to deal with them.

With her strawberry blonde hair covering her eyes, Seras would seem to be any other officer...except for one thing. What looked like a tank cannon was balanced on one hand in a failed attempt to amuse herself and keep her mind off the one thing her body wanted. Blood.

Her thirst had grown exponentially over the past few months since the Incognito incident. She supposed that the small taste of her master's had woken her desire for blood that was warm, and coming fresh from the source. The medical packs had lost their taste, it was like drinking water. Not long ago her thirst had nearly resulted in the drained corpse of her current commander.

---- Flash Back ----+

"Go! Go! Go!", the C.O. shouted as troops of men rushed into an abandoned building, coming across a horde of ghouls, but quickly making light work of them. As they explored further in they encountered wire traps connected to small explosives. The commanding officer tripped one and shard of debris caught him in the arm. He removed the shard with barely a grunt of pain, blood pouring out in a small river.

Seras was doing her job, destroying vampires and any remaining ghouls quite easily... that is, until her gaze fell upon the blood flowing from her C.O.'s arm.

Her mouth began to water. She could smell the sweet tang of the crimson fluids. Her vision tunneled, focusing solely on the fresh blood, and her Harkonnen(A/N: That right?) fell with a loud clank to the floor.

Looking up the commanding officer noticed the blonde Draculina staring. He followed her gaze and quickly found the source of her trance. He shuddered to think what urges were running through her at the sight of his blood.

"Victoria, continue the assault!", he ordered, but it fell on deaf ears. He was about to turn and run when a shadow appeared behind Seras, wrapping it's tendrils around her waist and stomach. The tendrils slowly formed arms clad in red, attached to a body in a long red coat, over a black suit, with a white dress shirt underneath, and a red tie. A wide rim crimson hat rested on the creature's head, orange tinted sunglasses over the crimson eyes, and the smooth baritones of Alucards voice filled her mind.

Oh, Seras, has something red caught your attention? he asked his maniacal chuckles filling her mind.

The sudden intrusion on her mind brought her out of her blood lust induced daze and she blushed seeing how her master was holding her.

"M-master?", she barely squeaked. He chuckled softly in her ear.

"Something wrong, Police Girl?", he asked his voice unusually soft to her. She seemed to relax visibly in his arms her eyes becoming half lidded. The sounds of battle once again return her to reality and she snapped to attention.

"Master...why are you holding me?", she asked timidly. He chuckled again making her shiver...but it felt...good? Yes, good. Oh so very good. She almost cursed his words brought her back once again. She seemed to keep losing herself.

"Is it wrong for a male vampire to hold a female he finds attractive?", he asked. She was sure he had that same insanely amused grin on his face, as he always did when getting the best of her. Wait...had he just called her...attractive? No way!

He pressed his nose into the nape of her neck, drinking in her scent. Seras shivered again and tried not to lose herself yet again to the feeliings coursing through her.

---- End of Flash Back ----+

Seras could still feel the flushing of her cheeks and the shame for wanting to drain her commander dry.

But mostly her mind dwelled on what her master had asked her. Is it wrong for a male vampire to hold a female he finds attractive?

She had been unable to answer, all her words coming out in broken lines, mostly sputtering she sounded like a fool and it only made her cheeks go a few tints darker as he laughed almost charmingly into her ear.

But he hadn't truly meant what he said...had he? She was too nervous to ask him. Afraid his response would be along the lines of calling her a stupid little girl , laughing at her, and telling her he could never find such a pathetic soul as her attractive.

She sighed resignedly. Sitting back against the side of the army van, now holding the Harkonnen in her lap, letting her mind wander, though she knew the course it would eventually take.

She definitely couldn't ask Alucard what he thought of her. She almost chuckled at the thought of asking Sir Integra. Her response would be probably a single twitch of the eye and a dismissal and probably toilet cleaning duties for wasting the Lady's precious time.

She could ask Walter, the old retainer, but that might not do much good. Alucard and Walter shared an almost friendly respect for each other, but she could hardly imagine them sitting at the table, Walter having a beer, Alucard having a glass of blood whine, and telling each other stories of great feats, secrets, or who their current love interest was.

She again sighed resignedly, going over her options. Finally, just before the van stopped at the D.L. (Designated Location), she settled on an idea. She would trick Alucard into saying she was attractive again, or something of the like.

She smirked as she stepped out of the van, Harkonnen on her shoulder and the scandalous thoughts in her vampiric mind projecting to her some more... interesting situations.

---- End Chapter One ----+

A/N: Okay. So that was the first chapter. Please feel free to tell me what you think. Like I said flame if you want but it will go unheeded. Bye for now.